ALCS Game 4: The Empire Struck Back, but we have our own Ewok

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

My god, Astros.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:23

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Just wow.

gently caress the Yankees.

Let the Astros win.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:23

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Shoot me in the face

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:23

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Really should have left in McCullers

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:23

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Sorry Astros crew

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:23

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Yayyyy

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:24

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

They�re Cubbing it up!

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:24

ImplicitAssembler: Jan 24, 2013

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:24

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

This is like 2016 Twins level bullpen incompetence.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:24

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:24

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

I've said it before, even if the Astros win it all, the bullpen blowing multiple games was a given.

Poor McCullers, always pitches great in the playoffs, then watches the relievers poo poo themselves.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:25

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

So was the fan interference the yellow shirt guy that you all were talking about a few days ago?

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:25

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I kinda hoped Judge and YoSoyGary weren't going to be butts all series

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:25

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Kraken

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:25

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

I am literally seething with rage

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:26

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

jesus christ all this and they�ve only gotten one loving out

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:28

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

So is it Keuchel for game 5 and Verlander game 6?

Who'd start a potential Game 7?

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:29

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Grittybeard posted:

So is it Keuchel for game 5 and Verlander game 6?

Who'd start a potential Game 7?

Despair

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:29

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Grittybeard posted:

So is it Keuchel for game 5 and Verlander game 6?

Who'd start a potential Game 7?

if the Astros don't win 5 and 6, I wouldn't count on it mattering

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:30

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Grittybeard posted:

So is it Keuchel for game 5 and Verlander game 6?

Who'd start a potential Game 7?

Everyone

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:31

ImplicitAssembler: Jan 24, 2013

Come'on, blow this one open.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:32

candide: Jun 16, 2002; The Tipping Point

can't be disappointed with the astros if you never had hope to begin with

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:32

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

SourKraut posted:

Despair

This is entirely too accurate

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:33

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Bullpen meltdown and all but the Astros have 18 hits and nine runs in four games and that�s not totally ideal

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:33

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Dallas Keuchel usually does well in pressure starts at least. He'll have the biggest pressure start of his career tomorrow.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:33

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Oof

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:34

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Bilirubin posted:

So was the fan interference the yellow shirt guy that you all were talking about a few days ago?

God I hope so

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:34

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

this inning is the rest of my life, this is where i live now

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:34

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

loving bullpen. Please Keuchel dominate tomorrow and pitch 9 innings

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:35

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Keuchel is gonna get shelled tomorrow

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:36

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

It wouldn't be half as infuriating if it wasn't the goddamn loving Yankees

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:36

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Poque posted:

God I hope so

when would Hample ever be there without a glove?

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:37

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Big Mean Jerk posted:

It wouldn't be half as infuriating if it wasn't the goddamn loving Yankees

Why friendo

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:37

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

The Astros are never going to win poo poo

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:37

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

That was a hell of a play that probably won't matter.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:38

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Amazingly that could have been so much worse

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:38

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Big Mean Jerk posted:

It wouldn't be half as infuriating if it wasn't the goddamn loving Yankees

I have never hated the Yankees as much as I do right now

The plus side for you is that you don't have to go into work in downtown NYC tomorrow and deal with a bunch of smug dickhead Yankees fans all day

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:38

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

TheChirurgeon posted:

I have never hated the Yankees as much as I do right now

The plus side for you is that you don't have to go into work in downtown NYC tomorrow and deal with a bunch of smug dickhead Yankees fans all day

You have to deal with that when they're losing lol

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:39

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

TheChirurgeon posted:

I have never hated the Yankees as much as I do right now

The plus side for you is that you don't have to go into work in downtown NYC tomorrow and deal with a bunch of smug dickhead Yankees fans all day

I would get a new identity. That poo poo would be too horrible to endure

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:40

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

TheChirurgeon posted:

I have never hated the Yankees as much as I do right now

The plus side for you is that you don't have to go into work in downtown NYC tomorrow and deal with a bunch of smug dickhead Yankees fans all day

Cardinals fan in Chicago in 2015, plastered on national TV after the Schwarber home run in Game 4. Trust me, I feel your pain.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:41

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