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borktrennui posted:

You're in luck! I have opened an SA mart thread wherinst I will write jokes for you! I would not be so crass as to share my IQ publicly, but let's just say that it is not far off Einsteinian. Given your desired subject matter, and appropriate monetary motivation, I will personally craft a joke for any social and financial situation. Even for the ultra-smart, it does require significant time and energy to craft the perfect joke, so I run a sliding scale which starts at $69 for a standard "knock knock" all the way up to $420 for a "roight corkah"


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I was proving that IQ is meaningless and that even people with high IQs can be loving retarded morons, allowing myself to be proof of this concept through my posts



Blade Runner

Blade Runner posted:

I was proving that IQ is meaningless and that even people with high IQs can be loving retarded morons, allowing myself to be proof of this concept through my posts

I'd like to learn your ways



jay z's sedan

jay z's sedan posted:

I'd like to learn your ways

Lucky for you I'm selling hand-made retardation, only $29.99



Blade Runner

Blade Runner posted:

Lucky for you I'm selling hand-made retardation, only $29.99

my IQ is one hundredth better than that



jay z's sedan

Blade Runner posted:

I was proving that IQ is meaningless and that even people with high IQs can be loving retarded morons, allowing myself to be proof of this concept through my posts

let's see a picture of your rear end and balls, high iq guy



little munchkin

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little munchkin posted:

let's see a picture of your rear end and balls, high iq guy

ik's make this happen please


large hands
lets see the balls next to his official smart boy iq certificate



Chilled Cactus

Chilled Cactus posted:

lets see the balls next to his official smart boy iq certificate

He's trapped. It can only be one or the other. Either you have a genius IQ and an extremely tiny scroat, or you're hung but retarded. Interesting to see how this will play out


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iks goldmine please



pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
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can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog

pog boyfriend posted:

iks goldmine please

*pounds fork + knife on the fyad table* more owns more owns more owns!



Nutmeg

Nutmeg posted:

*pounds fork + knife on the fyad table* more owns more owns more owns!

make that little mensa batty boy post his dick please


large hands

Nutmeg posted:

*pounds fork + knife on the fyad table* more owns more owns more owns!


my bitter bi rival
me reading itt: [img antpnio banderas looking at computer gif]]


my bitter bi rival

my bitter bi rival posted:

me reading itt: [img antpnio banderas looking at computer gif]]

cost to reverse?? send $$ for quote!!



White Genocide

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.


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pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
i hope you enjoyed my post here is to many more
99.99% of teenagers have moved on to "music" like rap, rock, techno, etc. if you are still one of the 0.01% that still listen to welsh court music put this in your sig i do not have a new autumn sig so instead i am pimping my wide with some sweet badges :P
can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog

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