12 easy ways to respect women

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Ace of Baes

# ? Oct 19, 2017 06:09

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Ace of Baes

1 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

2 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

3 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

4 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

5 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

6 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

7 treat them like human beings

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Ace of Baes

8 treat them like human beings

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9 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 19, 2017 07:40

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10 treat them like human beings

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11 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 19, 2017 07:41

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12 treat them like human beings

# ? Oct 19, 2017 07:41

Sharpest Crayon: Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 10:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 13:17

wearing a lampshade

Sharpest Crayon posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2017 13:50

504: by R. Guyovich

That's one reason, repeated twelve times.

Woman and math, heh.

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 14:12

Farecoal: There he go

what if i treat human beings like poo poo op

# ? Oct 19, 2017 14:32

Manifisto

i notice that doffing your trilby in their presence is nowhere on this list, rendering it suspect

# ? Oct 19, 2017 14:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i treat some human beings like poo poo op what now

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:38

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

i notice that doffing your trilby in their presence is nowhere on this list, rendering it suspect

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:51

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

(checks the United Nations list of human rights violations) Looks like I'm in the clear

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Oct 19, 2017

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:04

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good job at denying woman personhood OP

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:09

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

13 no stabbing even when you get really really mad at them

# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:09

little munchkin

are there any alternative ways to respect women, op?

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:11

little munchkin

Bacon Taco posted:

13 no stabbing even when you get really really mad at them

this strongly conflicts with way #7 - treat them like a normal person

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:12

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Another easy way is to pick one woman to admire from afar over an extended period of time. Helps to take some candid photos so you can continue respecting her even when she's not in viewing distance.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:24

little munchkin

another good way to respect women is to directly say "I respect you" to them, loudly and often

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:26

Robot Made of Meat

little munchkin posted:

another good way to respect women is to directly say "I respect you" to them, loudly and often

The effectiveness of this method depends somewhat on where exactly you're looking when you say this.

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:08

Manifisto

Robot Made of Meat posted:

The effectiveness of this method depends somewhat on where exactly you're looking when you say this.

also on whether you add "both of you" at the end

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:24

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Had to lol when someone said I don't respect women. I have a friend who is a woman. I'd argue there's reverse respectism where men are actually the ones that don't get respect. In fact, I don't even see the sex of a person, I just see people as people. That person over there, man or woman? I don't know. Oh, you're telling me that's a coat rack. Well... there you go.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:25

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:28

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i respect women... out of fear

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:29

Manifisto

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:29

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:30

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

My love for treating woman like human beings is only eclipsed by my love for repetitive lists.

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:31

A Concrete Divider: The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

i respect women

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:34

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Candlelight Virgil posted:

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes op?

w/e is approprate for the situation. its 2017 and having natural eye or hair colour isn't exactly a must

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:44

A Concrete Divider: The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

UWBW posted:

You take a human woman to an amusement park. You yourself are also human. She is excited. She is enthused. She wants to be at this place, with you, a fellow human being.
"Perceive," you say, "a haunted house. Let us partake in the enjoyment of the haunting of said abode."
"Correct thinking," she verifies.
You escort her into the premises of the amusing house. You are both amused, as humans can occasionally be.
In a dark room, in the midst of many ghost-on-string ensembles and a man damned to work at this park for all eternity, you lean close to her. She feels you move towards her, and turns her skull to face yours.
"We are humans," you whisper into her audio receivers. "Humans."
"We deserve respect," she echoes.
"We deserve to be treated like human beings."
"Yes," she agrees, her video adapters flickering slightly to take in more of the room, and make sure no one else is within audible range. "Treat me like a human being."
"Respect."
"Yes."

You treat each other like human beings. No one at the amusement park has any reason to suspect that you are not human beings. This is good.

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:31

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

is even the phrase "treating someone like a human being" that meaningful? plp treat each other like poo poo all the time. hell, most people treat random dogs better than people they know. and yet "treating soeone like a dog" is negative. MAKES U THINK

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