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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Don’t worry, the thread’s not dead! I just got probated at an extremely inconvenient time and I’m waiting to get back to my computer.

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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Punks may be dead,
But not thread.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Pretty sure we still need to make the punks dead though.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014





Simultaneously, Paquito sets up his arc of fire and Linchpin slings his MAT-49 to pull out a grenade.



Paquito fires! The shots go wide and he misses every round.





Linchpin sets up to throw right next to the closest target.



As he pitches forward, he sees a Soviet grenade coming towards him as well!



Luckily for him, the grenade falls short and wedges against the edge of the hill.

Holding Ctrl allows you to pick up objects. It's a handy way to find live grenades, as they appear red because you can't pick them up for obvious reasons.



The enemy grenade explodes harmlessly against the hill.





It seems like a bad joke. The grenade lands right where Linchpin wants, but rolls forward and ends up between the trees. Not a single fragment hits a target.



The gang by the car sees one of the thugs to the north running forward to close the gap.



One of the northern thugs fires a burst. His bullet just barely grazes Paquito's shoulder, giving him the ballistic equivalent of a papercut.



Earp fires a burst from his Thompson, which misses.



Without an opening to charge, Linchpin readies another grenade.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Earp adjusts his aim and tries again.

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"
"Eat poo poo, puto!"

I dump the rest of the mag into the guy who shot me.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

If I have more grenades, Linchpin continues to play dodgeball.

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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I'm here to chew bubble gum and play dodge ball and I'm all out of bubble gum

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