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Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
There's hoping for an upset, then there's Kansas at a top 5 team nationally broadcast.

Schedule has some tasty treats in all timeslots, since at least one of the early games must get weird.
The afternoon has UCF at Navy which could have Group of 5 qualifier implications, as well as Bama calling the final score during the coinflip against Tennessee. Neat fact - they self-report an NCAA violation of giving their teams cigars after they win.
Night games have Michigan at Penn State and USC at Notre Dame for your ranked v ranked matchups, as well as another snuff fest as TCU hosts Kansas on FOX. There will be a non-zero amount of TVs that have been left on from Maryland -Wisconsin and/or Oklahoma State - Kansas State at bars that will be immediately asked to be switched off to literally anything else. NBC? ABC? HGN? Yes, whatever, just not this.

If you need more reading material, here's a look at the best in HBCU Classics. "Ball and Parlay" is a must watch.

Go your team! Your teams rivals suck!

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HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
UGA has a bye week which means I can't justify my problem drinking today :(

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

HannibalBarca posted:

UGA has a bye week which means I can't justify my problem drinking today :(

Clemson does too. I justify it as keeping my tolerance up.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
As does Florida (thank God).

How many TDs does Bama win by today?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Ugh, I had just finally gotten Miles Taylor out of my life and then Brandon Snyder reinjured his knee this week and is out for at least today (he just got back from an ACL tear two weeks ago). Those 3 quarters of having our ideal safety combination were fun. Expect at least one long Josh Jackson run after Taylor completely whiffs a tackle

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

LLCoolJD posted:

How many TDs does Bama win by today?

As many as they want to, but they'll get up by 35 or 40 and put on the brakes like they always do.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hahahahaha. Gundy's "Hair is taking over the interview"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

LLCoolJD posted:

As does Florida (thank God).

How many TDs does Bama win by today?

66-3

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
gently caress a Red Raider, with protection. God bless.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
It would be cool and good if ND didn't score a single point today against USC


and loooooooooool:

Scarf fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Oct 21, 2017

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

HannibalBarca posted:

UGA has a bye week which means I can't justify my problem drinking today :(

Become a bartender

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Oh goddammit. Josey Jewell is out too. He hurt his shoulder against Illinois but he came back and it didn't seem serious. Welp, we're hosed

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Scarf posted:

It would be cool and good if ND didn't score a single point today against USC


and loooooooooool:



Is this from one of those companies who makes a ton of variants that say the same [lovely] thing but for different teams because that’s what it looks like

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

KKKLIP ART posted:

Is this from one of those companies who makes a ton of variants that say the same [lovely] thing but for different teams because that’s what it looks like

It just means more.


It's really weird that it says "I root for Volunteers" and not "I root for The Volunteers."

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Scarf posted:

It just means more.


It's really weird that it says "I root for Volunteers" and not "I root for The Volunteers."

I'm a volunteer with kids and schools in Detroit, I appreciate that random t-shirt's support

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

AsInHowe posted:

I'm a volunteer with kids and schools in Detroit, I appreciate that random t-shirt's support

I'm tired of moving. I cannot escape these men who protect their families!

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Scarf posted:

It just means more.


It's really weird that it says "I root for Volunteers" and not "I root for The Volunteers."

I guarantee you this is made by some lovely factory that has no real handle on English, so probably from China, Bangladesh, or Knoxville.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

KKKLIP ART posted:

I guarantee you this is made by some lovely factory that has no real handle on English, so probably from China, Bangladesh, or Knoxville.

You're good.




Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
That Tennessee shirt needs ‘World is a gently caress’ somewhere on it.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
This may be the earliest we've ever established an Aftermath thread title...

NCAA Week 8 Aftermath: I'm not a perfect man, I root for <top 10 team that loses today>

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Scarf posted:

This may be the earliest we've ever established an Aftermath thread title...

NCAA Week 8 Aftermath: I'm not a perfect man, I root for <top 10 team that loses today> and I was born in Febumay

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

:laffo:

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
At least Mizzou and Idaho play early today so I can get that garbage out of the way and enjoy the rest of my day

falz
Jan 29, 2005

01100110 01100001 01101100 01111010
T-shirt manufacturers inspired by https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
god drat corso sounds terrible today

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



MourningView posted:

Oh goddammit. Josey Jewell is out too. He hurt his shoulder against Illinois but he came back and it didn't seem serious. Welp, we're hosed

poo poo.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol kijana played before most of these kids were born

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

go texas hook em etc

also i hope penn st gets curb stomped

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
gently caress a Vandal. Damned bastards tagging bridges and stuff Germanic tribes that I know little about. :effort:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

For the record Wisconsin's weak rear end schedule is genuinely upsetting to me

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Ahhhhhahahahahaha.

My god gently caress this team.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Go teeth-birds!

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
Colorado @ Washington State doesn't start until 10:45 p.m. Eastern. Far too late for me these days. :wal:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Scarf posted:

Go teeth-birds!

This was difficult to type bc gently caress bobby petrino

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bortenschlager

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Lamar, huh

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wisky already has no answer for Ty Johnson

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Scarf posted:

This was difficult to type bc gently caress bobby petrino

Sophie's choice.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Here we go. The over-under for 20+ yard passing plays by Okie State is 6.

Hey, we got a stop!

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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
Daily reminder to fire Barry Odom

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