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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NHL 10/21 GDT Thread: Early as Fuck Hockey

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Marchand puts that 3 or 4 inches more to the side, or Lehner jumps a quarter second later and that's a GOTYC share.

Goalies are frauds!

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geeves: Sep 16, 2004

iospace posted:

What did he do anyway?

"I believe the phrase, 'gently caress the Refs' was used."

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:43

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren:

SCORE ALL THE GOALS :siren:

:siren:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:44

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

at least the leafs are showing a pulse now. for awhile it seemed like only andersen was doing anything.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:46

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Holy poo poo, how the gently caress

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:48

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

:worship:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:49

Eleeleth: Jun 21, 2009; Damn, that is one suave eel.

CBJSprague24 posted:

SCORE ALL THE GOALS

I looked down at 0-0 and looked up and it's 3-2 what the fuuuuck? 1st intermission highlights should be entertaining at least.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:49

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

:siren:

YANNI

Bolts loving own

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:49

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

Please stop donating the puck to the opposition. Gift-wrapped. With a bow. And sirens.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:49

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

HOLY poo poo

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:49

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

AegisP posted:

Please stop donating the puck to the opposition. Gift-wrapped. With a bow. And sirens.

Which team?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:51

Eleeleth: Jun 21, 2009; Damn, that is one suave eel.

iospace posted:

Which team?

trick question it's all of them

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:52

rex rabidorum vires: Mar 26, 2007; KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

Niemi is beyond bad. Please fire him...anywhere.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:53

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

iospace posted:

Which team?

The Leafs.

Specifically, any time that the puck touches Kadri's stick, a mysterious force shoves the puck onto the nearest Ottawa forward's stick.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:54

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

zaitsev and hainsy both made perfect centering passes to ottawa players in front of the leaf net. lucky to be down 1.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:56

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

Andersen's been decent so far, and it might even have been 0-0 still had that puck stopped moving for even a second during his acrobatic save attempt.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:58

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

iospace posted:

TIMES CENTRAL BECAUSE SCREW YOU:

You're a meanie :colbert:

:colbert:

Also oh my god what's wrong with Don cherrys neck?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:01

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Duke Chin posted:

You're a meanie :colber:

Also oh my god what's wrong with Don cherrys neck?

Everything.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:01

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

iospace posted:

Everything.

He's like... Melting and drooping/dripping off to the left side

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:04

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Duke Chin posted:

You're a meanie

Also oh my god what's wrong with Don cherrys neck?

Late Stage Olds

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:05

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Also hi jerks I'm watching hockey in actual real life Canada

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:06

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Duke Chin posted:

Also hi jerks I'm watching hockey in actual real life Canada

If you're applying for refugee status I'll see if I can vouch for you.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:08

Lost Season: Nov 28, 2013

:siren:

:siren:

MARCHY X2

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:08

Grebo: Mar 29, 2012; ~~2015-2016~~
~~2016-2017~~
~~2017-2018~~
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE

Marchand

:allears:

:siren:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:08

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

NOSE

:siren:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:09

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

How did Niemi not cover that?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:10

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

:siren:

POINT

This game :swoon:

:swoon:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:10

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Tampa you better thank us later in the season for this Niemi stat padding we're giving you

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:10

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Ginette Reno posted:

Tampa you better thank us later in the season for this Niemi stat padding we're giving you

Tampa doesn't necessarily need the help.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:11

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

iospace posted:

Tampa doesn't necessarily need the help.

I'd be ok with Kuch scoring 30 more goals this game.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:12

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Jesus christ every shot on Niemi is a chance because not only can he not move in the net but his rebound control is pitiful lmao

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:12

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

Tampa doesn't necessarily need the help.

Not saying they're not good enough to beat the Pens with MM in net but holy lol does Niemi make things snowball

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:12

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Crosby had the right idea trying to get himself thrown out of this game

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:13

Sharks Eat Bear: Dec 25, 2004

so is there any reason the pens shouldn't dump niemi and pick up literally any other backup? like short of picking up a high schooler it's hard to imagine any semi-pro goalie could really do any worse than niemi, even at $700K for a year

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:14

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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I know this is regional, but if NHL GCL doesn't stop injecting these ads for The Blacklist during every loving commercial break in every loving game on every loving day I am going to have an aneurism.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:14

Grebo: Mar 29, 2012; ~~2015-2016~~
~~2016-2017~~
~~2017-2018~~
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE

Duke Chin posted:

Also oh my god what's wrong with Don cherrys neck?

It's exhausted from carrying around his ego for years.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:14

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Niemi real bad.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:17

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

grack posted:

Niemi real bad.

As bad as Maf at his worst, but with none of the highs.

I don't know why they think it's a good idea to have him face Tampa twice on back to backs and Chicago once a back to back though. Not the best way to build confidence for a guy who has none.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:19

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

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STRALMAN

:mmmsmug:

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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

grack posted:

Niemi real bad.

:hai:

:getin:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:19

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