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17 | 10.56% |
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54 | 33.54% |
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55 | 34.16% |
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 It's time once again for TLC, a card that up until a few days ago looked like at best a 2-match show and probably really only a 1-match show. That was until a long-standing report about viral meningitis turned out to probably be true, as WWE suddenly announced that "three performers" were suffering from a virus and the rest of the roster was undergoing immunization (possibly enraging future WWE Hall-of-Famer Jenny McCarthy in the process). The three performers in question are Bo Dallas, Bray Wyatt and surprisingly Roman Reigns, who was main eventing right up till the latest Raw when he got attacked by Kane and Braun Strowman at the end of the show. Now in WWE's haste to damage control, the show has become potentially a lot more fascinating:  Kurt Angle & Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Intercontinental Champion The Miz, Cesaro, Sheamus, Braun Strowman & Kane (5-on-3 Handicap Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match) With Roman Reigns sidelined for medical reasons, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle will team up with Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins in the epic WWE TLC main event.  “The Demon” Finn Bálor vs. AJ Styles What was shaping up to be a WMOTYC and probably worst feud against Bray "Sister Abigail" Wyatt has been transformed into a potential MOTYC, as AJ Styles will cross the battle lines from SmackDown LIVE to Raw in a one-night-only clash with Finn Bálor Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Mickie James The “goddess of WWE” Alexa Bliss will put her Raw Women’s Championship on the line against six-time Women’s Champion Mickie James. Asuka vs Emma in a NOBODY IS READY FOR ASUKA match The Empress of Tomorrow Asuka’s highly anticipated Raw debut will finally occur at WWE TLC when she collides with the nefarious Emma.  WWE Cruiserweight Champion Kalisto vs. Enzo Amore Enzo Amore has invoked his rematch clause and will challege Kalisto for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher & THE Brian Kendrick Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann look to show the WWE Universe that they are the future of the Cruiserweight division when they battle Gentleman Jack Gallagher and THE Brian Kendrick. Sasha Banks vs. Alicia Fox After being attacked backstage on Raw by Alicia Fox, Sasha Banks will take on her rival (who isn't Nia Jax who ISN'T on a leave of absence, she's just left to be absent) in a battle for retribution (on the pre-show).  Drew Gulak to present a WWE Cruiserweight Championship Edition of his PowerPoint Presentation Drew Gulak continues his crusade for a better WWE 205 Live with a special WWE Cruiserweight Championship Edition of his PowerPoint Presentation during the WWE TLC 2017 Kickoff. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Oct 23, 2017 |
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lmao at letting kurt wrestle but not bryan
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Oct 22, 2017 23:11
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If Kane got involved to get even with Roman for retiring Taker, what reason does he have to be here anymore?
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Oct 22, 2017 23:15
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I appreciate you've got the REAL main event, Drew Gulak's Powerpoint, at the very end of your post.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:16
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With all the changes they should just roll out a Joker's Wild set and randomly determine each match. What's next? :pulls lever: Curt Hawkins | Rhyno | Crackers on a Pole Match 
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Oct 22, 2017 23:16
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who's ready for the riot that follows jorden replacing kurt
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Oct 22, 2017 23:21
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Kurt will use his authority to even out the odds, adding HIS SON Jason Jordan and... for the biggest pop the WWE's received in years.... LOCAL BOY CURTIS AXEL
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Oct 22, 2017 23:23
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Raskolnikov38 posted:who's ready for the riot that follows jorden replacing kurt I've thought about it and decided that advertising Kurt all weekend only to bring out Jason Jordan would be the most WWE thing they could do.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:24
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I think JJ will be added as a surprise 4th man, not replace Kurt
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Oct 22, 2017 23:25
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Completely unrelated to the match, but Roman has herpes. The bad kind.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:27
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Jason Jordan will come out with Roman Reigns's outfit and Michael Cole will scream about how Roman powered out of the mumps.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:28
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WWE is bad at many things but even they wouldn't do a bait and switch on a performer appearing on a card. Just not worth the lost of business. Plus it's not like Kurt has to do a lot in the match...
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Oct 22, 2017 23:29
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SatoshiMiwa posted:WWE is bad at many things but even they wouldn't do a bait and switch on a performer appearing on a card. Just not worth the lost of business. Plus it's not like Kurt has to do a lot in the match... Kurt Angle's job: 1) Not give everyone else involved in the match meningitis. 2) ???
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Oct 22, 2017 23:30
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I'm really loving hype for Gulak's powerpoint
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Oct 22, 2017 23:31
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I am ready for tender love and care
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Oct 22, 2017 23:33
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Devil Bird Thing posted:Completely unrelated to the match, but Roman has herpes. When you beat the Undertaker at WrestleMania you inherit more than just a legacy
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Oct 22, 2017 23:33
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Fenrir posted:I'm really loving hype for Gulak's powerpoint If he gets to use Okada Tekken King again it'll be one of the best again
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Oct 22, 2017 23:34
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It's sort of fitting, in a way, that Eddie and Kurt will both die in Minneapolis.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:39
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Is Finn gonna facefuck AJ or is AJ gonna gently caress Finn in the rear end
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Oct 22, 2017 23:39
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I still can't believe we've gone from what was going to be an utterly abysmal Bray/Balor match to potentially an incredible Styles/Balor match. Wishes do come true!
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Oct 22, 2017 23:40
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Dangerous Person posted:Is Finn gonna facefuck AJ or is AJ gonna gently caress Finn in the rear end We won't find out #MagicBulletClub
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Oct 22, 2017 23:41
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im going to be choked if they bait and switch by having jason jordan take kurt's place in the match
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Oct 22, 2017 23:41
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In a surprise twist, they don't replace Kurt Angle with Jason Jordan. Instead, they replace AJ Styles with Jason Jordan.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:41
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Mercury Crusader posted:In a surprise twist, they don't replace Kurt Angle with Jason Jordan. I would travel to the arena and start choking people
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Oct 22, 2017 23:42
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Jerusalem posted:I still can't believe we've gone from what was going to be an utterly abysmal Bray/Balor match to potentially an incredible Styles/Balor match. Wishes do come true! When you were wishing for Bray to contract a virus, was is specifically one that causes meningitis, or just any virus?
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Oct 22, 2017 23:43
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WrasslorMonkey posted:When you were wishing for Bray to contract a virus, was is specifically one that causes meningitis, or just any virus? The T-Virus
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Oct 22, 2017 23:44
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Was it meningitis or was it mumps? Did Bo Dallas catch polio?
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Oct 22, 2017 23:44
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WrasslorMonkey posted:When you were wishing for Bray to contract a virus, was is specifically one that causes meningitis, or just any virus? It was actually an unrelated wish where I wanted WWE to recreate Con Air, and Bray was gonna be one of Cyrus the Virus' henchmen (Swamp Thing maybe).
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Oct 22, 2017 23:45
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Ragnarok the Red posted:The T-Virus Yeah, at this point I think that would be the only thing that could make Bray the next Undertaker. Or at the very least a dead man walkin.
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Oct 22, 2017 23:47
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This card looks abysmal. Also, if Mickie beats Alexa, whats the ETA in days until Asuka picks up the title?
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Oct 22, 2017 23:47
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WrasslorMonkey posted:I am ready for tender love and care Here I come.
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Oct 23, 2017 00:00
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Glad to see we're gonna get the Snoop Dogg commercial during every break tonight
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Oct 23, 2017 00:01
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I'm excited for a PowerPoint
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Oct 23, 2017 00:01
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Two PPVs in a row with no Sam 
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Oct 23, 2017 00:03
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you know what, i agree with miz. i think at this point miz is actually the greatest intercontinental champion of all time
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Oct 23, 2017 00:04
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a new study bible! posted:This card looks abysmal. Mickie won't because she's 1 win away from trying the record and they're not going to give that to her.
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Oct 23, 2017 00:05
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Mike Mizowns.
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Oct 23, 2017 00:05
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Miz is good, no, great
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