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Pfft, you lucky son of a bitch. I've got an infestation of Square Dancers in the attic. All day, all night, non-stop kicking, stamping, and YEE-HAWS. It's awful! Dust is always comically falling from my ceiling and I think the boards above my boy's room are about to give way any day now. I tried to go up there with a broom one night and shoo them all away, but they started hissing at me and began menacingly promenading forth. I scrambled back downstairs, locking the door behind me. Please help, my entire house now smells of Lone Star and hay.
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Starshark posted:I went to Africa and didn't bother to get my shots because, hell, I'm a pretty healthy guy, and half the time those things make you worse than the disease. But I was a fool. I went, and guess what? Bagpipes. I caught Bagpipes in a gas station bathroom on New Years Eve back in the 70's. Terrible. Lasted for nearly a week, but I couldn't get the images of those poor, poor sheep out of my mind for a month.
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