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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

GBS thread: lol everyone check out this funny image from wikihow:


Ham Sandwiches: I find it perplexing that goons are getting mad at people who write helpful instructional articles

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
im so angry about the rear end coins

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Mr.PayDay posted:





Hey goons, I could make up to 13K in 24 hours, what’s not legit here? Melissa just made 170 Dollars :homebrew:
And Joey made over 131k within 2 months. And Bitcoins value drop is a great opportunity to buy all in, isn’t that right ?

When I go online at work, I swear every 2nd ad I see these days is for loving Bitcoin. And they're all: "Make a fortune while doing absolutely nothing!!! Invest NOW, don't be a loser who misses the boat!!!!"

wid
Sep 7, 2005
Living in paradise (only bombed once)
Welcome to Something Angry dot com!

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i bought some of the physical coins to try putting them into my rear end. naturally this was a spectacular success and i am now feeling fulfilled figuratively and literally by the rear end coins

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/SimonJonesNews/status/960294949773348864


obviously the legacy financial system is just jealous

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
honestly the fact that banks are literally having to ban this poo poo to protect people for their own stupidity is genuinely depressing

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

honestly the fact that banks are literally having to ban this poo poo to protect people for their own stupidity is genuinely depressing

I'm sure they are only doing it in their own self interest. Most banks won't work with bitcoin exchanges because bitcoin is used for money laundering and other illegal poo poo.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm sure they are only doing it in their own self interest. Most banks won't work with bitcoin exchanges because bitcoin is used for money laundering and other illegal poo poo.

well it's obviously in their own best interest, but not for that reason - it's because people are getting a whole bunch of credit that they can't really afford to pay back and then spending it on beanie babies meaning they'll never see a dime of that money repaid

i'm just saying it's sad that the banks have to go to this length given that it should be obvious to people how bad an idea it is to buy into an asset bubble using credit

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

zaurg posted:

The more I follow this thread the more I realize none of you have any clue. The nocoiners. The bitcoiners. All loving clueless. Alpha Mayo has no clue what tether is or what will happen to it or when it happens how it will affect the crypto market.

This is just one big "throw poo poo on a wall and hope it sticks" fest and troll-fest. That's it. Ya'll disagree?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

honestly the fact that banks are literally having to ban this poo poo to protect people for their own stupidity is genuinely depressing
They can ban me from buying crypto but they can't ban me from dropping $20k on mining gear!

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
Yeah the credit card bans aren't going to stop true believers. They will just find a way to turn their credit into funds they can buy cryptos with by buying gold bullion or steam games or something.

It might have protected Zaurg from his severe loving retardation though. By the time he figured out how to trade $3,000 worth of gold for $2,000 at CASH4GOLD places he would have gotten bored with the idea.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

isn't zuarg the divorce.gif guy? the original goon in the well?

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm sure they are only doing it in their own self interest.
They're probably trying to cut down on carders buying NO CHARGEBACKS bitcoins with stolen credit cards. Customers doing chargebacks after buying bitcoins and claiming they didn't authorize the charge is probably a big problem too.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Spatial posted:

isn't zuarg the divorce.gif guy? the original goon in the well?

Yeah. The next step in the saga is that he has been lying for months to everyone that was nice enough to try and help him with his finances even after doing poo poo like this for years.

Turns out instead of paying off debt while sticking to the strict budget he swore he was following he just bought over three thousand dollars of bitcoins on high interest rate credit cards and lied about it.

Oh and he was posting about how hard his budget is and how he has to refuse to let his daughter have a $3 pizza lunch at school once a week even though teachers are calling him and telling him his daughter is upset she can't have pizza, which made the revelation that he dropped $3,000 on bitcoins the last straw for some people.

VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Feb 5, 2018

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Wait zuarg is real? He's actually doing these things?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
holy crap the pizza joke about zaurg is actually real?

:negative:

Severed
Jul 9, 2001

idspispopd

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm sure they are only doing it in their own self interest. Most banks won't work with bitcoin exchanges because bitcoin is used for money laundering and other illegal poo poo.

I was thinking it had more to do with banks not wanting to loan large amounts of money to people who may risk defaulting on their payments. On the same lines, do banks ever prevent customers from using credit at casinos or other gambling institutions? It'd feel a little strange to bring a credit card into a casino but I'm sure there's plenty of people who do it.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Severed posted:

I was thinking it had more to do with banks not wanting to loan large amounts of money to people who may risk defaulting on their payments. On the same lines, do banks ever prevent customers from using credit at casinos or other gambling institutions? It'd feel a little strange to bring a credit card into a casino but I'm sure there's plenty of people who do it.
You can get 2% back which is probably on par with the percent of their principal most people get back at a casino. Literally doubling your earnings!

Do casinos even accept credit cards?

edit: vvv That makes sense. I never do cash advances, and any gambling I do I set an amount of cash ahead of time and bring that. It's usually like $5 because I'm a cheap gently caress but also really like card games.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Feb 5, 2018

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
Generally you have to get a cash advance to get cash from a credit card at a casino. It's expensive and involves immediate fees, not just interest charges. Cash advances are also one of the first benefits pulled if you have poor credit and they're closely monitored for fraud.

I've read that some banks will be treating crypto purchases as cash advances (rather than just flat denying).

I did a cash advance at a bachelor party 6 years ago because I didn't have my atm card. Pretty sure I paid $20 to withdraw $200.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

buglord posted:

holy crap the pizza joke about zaurg is actually real?

:negative:

remember: there is no limit to a bitcoiners stupidity and/or greed

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah I don't think "bjorn de wolf" is a real name

I don't think I would wire bjorn de wolf 30k

🐺

Give it to bjorn de whale instead.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

im so angry about the rear end coins

Yeah well too bad buddy!!!

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Andy Dufresne posted:

Generally you have to get a cash advance to get cash from a credit card at a casino. It's expensive and involves immediate fees, not just interest charges. Cash advances are also one of the first benefits pulled if you have poor credit and they're closely monitored for fraud.

I've read that some banks will be treating crypto purchases as cash advances (rather than just flat denying).

I did a cash advance at a bachelor party 6 years ago because I didn't have my atm card. Pretty sure I paid $20 to withdraw $200.

I had to do a cash advance before. It was $2 for every $20 borrowed, plus $3 flat fee, plus the interest was like 27% and started being charged immediately by the day, instead of the grace period you normally get.
Before they passed some consumer protection law, credit card companies could also keep the high interest charges to be repaid last. So if you had $2000 on your card with $1700 at 6% interest, and the cash advance was $300 of it at 27%, any you paid toward repaying would be directed toward the low interest loans first. They made that illegal a few years ago though.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

buglord posted:

holy crap the pizza joke about zaurg is actually real?

:negative:

I've become completely desensitised to stuff like this. I expect similar behaviour when people are having issues with their finances.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Hovering in the 8k area.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Waltzing Along posted:

Hovering in the 8k area.

I've had the bitcoin chart on a monitor while I watch the superbowel in the other... it's kind of soothing watching the dips and the lines move around in a futile dance of death. The bitcoin chart is pretty cool too.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Waltzing Along posted:

Hovering in the 8k area.

8k is the stable floor
- a juggernaut of financial prowess

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Alpha Mayo posted:

I had to do a cash advance before. It was $2 for every $20 borrowed, plus $3 flat fee, plus the interest was like 27% and started being charged immediately by the day, instead of the grace period you normally get.
Before they passed some consumer protection law, credit card companies could also keep the high interest charges to be repaid last. So if you had $2000 on your card with $1700 at 6% interest, and the cash advance was $300 of it at 27%, any you paid toward repaying would be directed toward the low interest loans first. They made that illegal a few years ago though.

Why not use a debit card? What’s a cash advance?

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Burt Sexual posted:

Why not use a debit card? What’s a cash advance?

Didn't have a debit card or carry cash, I was one of those "credit cards are always superior because of cash-back" types. Then I got in an accident, and tow truck guy would ONLY take cash. Not debit, not credit, not check, only cash or no tow (at 1am). Cash Advance is borrowing straight cash against your credit card, like withdrawing cash from a credit card at an ATM.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
cash advances are generally for poors, but are preferable to hitting a local atm or using ur debit card if u need cash at a shady casino or titty bar since Amex will protect you more than chase or boa

I haven’t used a cash advance but I’ve seen reasons to if I didn’t load up on cash ahead of time and am not ruling out using at some point

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Mr.PayDay posted:





Hey goons, I could make up to 13K in 24 hours, what’s not legit here? Melissa just made 170 Dollars :homebrew:
And Joey made over 131k within 2 months. And Bitcoins value drop is a great opportunity to buy all in, isn’t that right ?

Is your forum name seriously "Mr. Payday" and you post about bitcoins?

Lmfao

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





:prepop:

Khorne
May 1, 2002
https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/31/16954366/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-mining-asic-chips-samsung

I'm shaking my head sternly. Samsung made $400m from selling ASICs.

I find it bizarre that all these people think using their hardware and power to do literally pointless calculations is not a bad idea in the grander sense of things. The people making cryptos seem aware and there are alternatives to proof of work coming out, but the people consuming crypto are a different beast entirely.

"I am going to buy 8 GPUs and put them in my closet" "It's going to make me 3x what I paid for them in a year" Yeah, sounds legit.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Feb 5, 2018

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie
Invest in my ATLcoin because it can only "RISE UP"!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Khorne posted:

https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/31/16954366/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-mining-asic-chips-samsung

I'm shaking my head sternly. Samsung made $400m from selling ASICs.

Also, I know I said eth will probably do well, but miners are going to cry real hard when they switch to PoS. And the crypto bubble is not based on reason and practical use, so who knows what the future holds. I find it bizarre that all these people think using their hardware and power to do literally pointless calculations is not a bad idea in the grander sense of things. The people making cryptos seem aware and there are alternatives to proof of work coming out, but the people consuming crypto are a different beast entirely.

I still think it's funny that nobody actually asks exactly what the math they're doing is solving for. Like someone will come out and EXPLAIN the math to you in *coiner terms, but at the end of the day, it's just "the magic equation people solve to get the cookie."

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Waffle House posted:

I still think it's funny that nobody actually asks exactly what the math they're doing is solving for. Like someone will come out and EXPLAIN the math to you in *coiner terms, but at the end of the day, it's just "the magic equation people solve to get the cookie."
It's like flipping a coin hundreds of times until you get the exact sequence of heads and tails you're supposed to get this time. It's almost completely pointless.

The idea behind it for bitcoin was the value of it would be backed by the electricity cost+computation time. That idea has long since passed. I'm sure the other ideas were it would give people incentive to support the network and it would add a way to actually get the currency without a central distributor. Only one of those three tenets were successful at all for bitcoin.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Feb 5, 2018

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
yeah calling "guessing a random number" a math problem is one of the many dumb things about bitcoin

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