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spandexcajun posted:It's not bitcoin, it's either, but I made $200 this weekend playing cryptokitties.co ! I'm glad you had a fun productive weekend exchanging imaginary money for imaginary cats.
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klafbang posted:If you look carefully, you can see the ones on the right are crashing. Lol.
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I guess he couldn't find an insurance company that accepted bitcoin.
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Harveygod posted:So, what was this? Yeah, enquiring minds want to know, since that photo has been removed. Was it really a fuckcoiner wearing the flayed skin of a bitcoiner? 
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Slim Pickens posted:Looking forward to Galt's Gulch 2.0 Lol thanks for this article... and there's many more laughs to come I reckon. I wonder what scams the citizens of Blockchain City will pull on each other. Anyone moving there had better hire an extra moving van and driver for hauling the thousands of Amazon gift vouchers and any other needs they can't buy locally. Your coinhaver postman will either be keeping everyone's mail or auctioning it off to the highest bidder. Also bring guns, and lots of ammunition.
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JamesieAB posted:Winklevoss twins claim famed crypto evangelist stole 5,000 bitcoins from them This is good for Bitcoin.
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zedprime posted:In fact bitcoin was the stablecoin you've wanted all along and it is the fiat dollar swinging at the whims of the global elite bankers. You don't really want it to remain stable, or it couldn't go up Up UP! And of course it has a demonstrated history of instability, and could crash anytime at the whims of the global crypto-profiteers.
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Governments will become very sick of all the tax evasion, and start passing laws requiring the presentaion of ID to cash out cryptocurrencies. As each government in turn makes public announcements of their intent to legislate this, then does so, there'll be mass selloffs, crypto prices will tank more and more, and miners will start to drop out. Meaning longer transaction times, so fewer people using crypto to buy stuff. This and the other problems mentioned here will result in prices spiralling down over a period of months or years. An increasing percentage of holders will be darkweb buyers amd sellers of drugs, weapons and child porn, or true believers prepared to deal with huge sacks of gift vouchers and getting regularly ripped off, sure that crypto prices will again go up Up UP! any day soon. Oh, and one exchange after another will be bled dry, hacked, mismanaged, money stolen by the owners or fold from a run on cashing out. It's only a matter of time. 
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nnnotime posted:The mining-electricty consumption issue is on it's way to being solved! Researchers have created a bionic mushroom that's capable of generating it's own electricity by hosting a special bacteria: From the linked article: "Although the mushroom isn't strong enough to power a device, researchers say several of them could build up enough electrical current to light up an LED." One LED. Yes, that's the carbon emissions problem solved for sure, no worries. Of course, bitcoin miners already use solar power anyway because they're so environmentally responsible. I wonder if any bitcoin true believer anywhere in the world is honest enough to admit that they don't give a flying gently caress about anyone or anything but their try-to-get-rich-quick-&-gently caress-you agenda. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Nov 12, 2018 |
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PhazonLink posted:I hope Butt'ers remember that Mythbusters did a free energy episode and they then spend 1000 K$ of poo poo fiat money to buy wires and get free energy from the Earth's magnetic field. A stable store of power value.
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Please, let's just laugh at number go down. Agreed. Intelligence, artificial or otherwise, has little to do with cryptocoins. Except maybe re ICO and other scammers.
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Bitcoin: down Down DOWN! boo Hoo HOO!
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Squalid posted:
I'm sorry that you knowingly clicked a goatse.cx link and were offended at the content.
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My Linux Rig posted:anyone who bought in when it was at $3.1k is making some deece returns, ive already made around $800 off the amount i investment last weekend If you haven't cashed out, you haven't made poo poo. And as a true believer, you haven't cashed out.
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H2SO4, why not alert the Data Center's management to the existence of the guerilla mining rig. Laughs will ensue if they confiscate it.
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EorayMel posted:Sort've in my experience. Lol over 6,000 scam websites listed.
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Mozi posted:a peer-to-peer circlebate would indeed deliver great yields True believers already do this, but appear to have run out of juice.
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zedprime posted:There's a part of me that's like maybe that's the perfect place for blockchain. Like Lego isn't exactly like real building materials but maybe you build a bridge at Lego camp and get into statics. So maybe we let 8 year olds play with blockchain and maybe they get into respectable computer science later. I think it's more likely they'd grow up to scam for a living.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:There's absolutely no point in me explaining my system because: a) when a gambler tells you they have a system your brain (rightly) shuts off and b) as far as I can see no one else has worked it out yet and if it went public there goes my cash cow. Just keep betting... bet Bet BET! Never stop!! Your earnings are going to the MOON!!!
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To help anyone wanting to google it, the correct terminology for bank accounts etc. being closed after a period of inactivity and the money being held in trust by goverment in case of a claim is dormancy. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dormant-account.asp
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dhrusis posted:I love the simpsons. They've probably got some hot takes on crypto... need to google that. Number go down... D'oh!
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ghosTTy posted:I don't discuss my current crypto holdings, besides I lost most of them to a hacker, he used monero so it's untraceable In my opinion this post, much like the giant pig's balls OP in that thread, deserves to be quoted at least once per page.
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ghosTTy posted:Yes I agree, it's important we continually remind ourselves privacy is necessary is for an open society in the electronic age. https://cointelegraph.com/news/irs-crypto-tax-return-question-be-careful-how-you-answer
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OK I know we all miss GhostTiTTy now that he's probed yet again, so I'll pretend to be him for the rest of this post so we don't pine for more of his thought-provoking contributions. {GhostTitty posts:} Hohoho I made a small profit this week buying gobblecoins and selling gibblebutts, while not contributing to global warming because some countries are starting to use renewables so there. And I didn't give Bitcoin to charity because why would I trust them and mainly 'cause all cryptos are going to the MOOOOOOON, so in a few years time when I have dozens of lambos made by slaves and laugh every second of every day at all you nocoiners I'll give a real MOOOOOOOOON to every sad person who begs hard enough and kisses my custom made Italian shoes hard enough, because I am clever and wise. And I have never lost money on any internetfunmoney transaction that was just a joke hahaha wake up you could be rich like me if only you'd bought or mined (all MINE hahaha) Shitcoin years ago. I know the future, listen up: GOLD, PLATINUM, REAL ESTATE, STOCKS, and CASH (except ShitcoinCash!) are all for LOOSERS I am not a looser I'm hoddling hard in a corner pls post something else so I can diss you it gives meaning to my empty life tapping keyboard keys like a monkey on bad speed 16 hours a day 7 days a week to try not to lose everything I own, I can only afford time off at all to buy another lambo and post here if I stop any of this I start to feel very anxious for some reason HAHAHA JUST JOKING. Ooops about to get probed again excuse me while I take a flying gently caress at the MOOOOOOOOON!!! tl;dr: Lol @ GhostTiTTy.
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Yeah, thanks for your tax evasion and pointlessly contributing to global warming, dickhead dads.
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If SA makes as much money as Lowtax used to claim, he should be paying Jeffrey to take it.
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As if the guy walking his guard dog in libertarian paradise wouldn't be heavily armed. The energy wasting flying cars are in the spirit of crypto though.
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Kerbtree posted:Tired: getting raided by the Police for having a cannabis grow-op in your roofspace This is fair, because cryptocoin minining is a crime against the environment.
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US Court Scraps Bitfinex, Tether’s Appeal to Dismiss Class-Action Lawsuit Multiple class-action lawsuits against the two companies are consolidated into one https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/us-court-scraps-bitfinex-tethers-appeal-to-dismiss-class-action-lawsuit/amp/
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Anthem Film Festival is Libertarian. What a surprise.
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divabot posted:ahahaha BitMEX are hosed Wouldn't the sort of crimes they're being charged with be practised by some, or even all, other cryptocurrency exchanges?
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Moral: idiots who install ransomware also buy Bitcoin.
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I used to visit this thread way more regularly than recently, I guess mainly in hope of getting the news fresh when Bitcoin tanked. But I'm pretty busy with rl lately. and also the nobraincoiners' posts here have gotten pretty boring. So when Bitcoin finally tanks, someone pls post a new thread titled "Dingdong, the Bitchcoin's dead!" so I don't miss the fun. You can link to this thread in the first post. Tia.
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I just coined a term. BFUD: Blind Faith & Utter Dumbassery, typically demonstrated by nobraincoiners.
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I'm imagining Jesus, not being tempted in the desert, but huddled over in his computer lair, counting his While outside the window, the devil laughs:  WWSD (What would shitcoiners do).
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Pro tip: I added Slumpy to my ignore list yesterday. Only about the third idiot ever to earn the privilege, congrats Slumpy. Doing so immediately restored the readability of this thread tenfold, to pre-Slumpy levels. You can tell a troll but you can't tell 'em much, so why bother attempting it, or listening to their idiotic BS at all. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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tango alpha delta posted:hi seraph, another suggestion for you; if you want to really impress people with how amazing bitcoin really is, buy Platinum for everyone in every thread that you post. I'm honestly surprised that this simple act of altruism hasn't occurred to you. I have all the account upgrades I need, but actual platinum (the precious metal) would be acceptable to me. Not holding my breath. Seraph, no offense meant with the following, but it seems pretty clear from everything written by you and about you here that if you ever really do luck onto making money from cryptocurrency, your best investment would not be real estate, but a long course of psychotherapy.
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Collateral Damage posted:https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkdj79/peoples-expensive-nfts-keep-vanishing-this-is-why The fine art of scamming.
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GABA ghoul posted:There is an old saying among us coiners: good times can last longer than doomers and pessimists can remain alive. Makes you think Short form: "Number go up."
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