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eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
I'm in for the third year in a row

if you couldn't tell I'm an old fogey in the SF Bay Area who likes old computers

I also like stuff for our three cats and booze and antifa and punk and industrial music and wall art and all sorts of things like that

in 2015 my santa was siljmonster who gave me great art and game, and my santee was OSI Bean Dip whom I gave some weird old books, an old keyboard, and an Intel Compute Stick with USER AIDS

I also gave Silver Alicorn a knob with great feel as a random extra gift

in 2016 I don't remember who my santa was but I got a mouse signed by Woz and my santee was Rosoboronexport, who I sent a couple games to make up for international shipping delays, plus an Apple limited edition T-shirt, an Intel Compute Stick with something far worse than USER AIDS on it, and a couple cat toys

I also gave Luigi Thirty a 25 pound Lappy 386 that must still be coerced into showing a 3D rotating cube of some sort (bonus if on the utterly terrible built-in screen)

here are our boys Bean and Froggey, who are now biiiiig at like 13 pounds and still growing (this pic was taken several months ago, they’d still try to fit now of course)



and here’s D’Anna, in the nice big box full of paper that siljmonster so thoughtfully sent her a couple years back

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
Thinks I enjoy:

computer stuff, vintage computer things
steam name kwinkles (I have a mac, so only mac games)
arduino things
local things or food items from where you are
mrs kwinkles and I have two cats


My posts from last year's thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795578&userid=15926

EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Nov 14, 2017

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hey guys just a heads up, I’m definitely taking down these applications just haven’t had a chance to update the thread (playing breath of the Wild is very important)

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i've been feeling nostalgic for an old fluke nettool i used to use back at the school district, so if my santa happens to be able to get one for $yosmas prices i would be much happy to receive it

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i'm in

i like macs and audio and other electronics poo poo, uhh, scotch, weed, political science,

couple years ago i gave A PINBALL WIZARD some dank cheese but he never posted about it and so was banned. i have this fantasy that the 2-year old cheese is stuck in some mailbox somewhere making the whole area super stinky for all eternity.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:siren: Today and tomorrow are the last days to sign up :siren:

Silver Alicorn posted:

  • Apply by Saturday, November 18, 9:00PM PST (I will be making assignments the following morning)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
also we have a decent turnout so far. everything should work out. still need an elf though

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Silver Alicorn posted:

also we have a decent turnout so far. everything should work out. still need an elf though

via the magic of yosmas, i will re-elf this year

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Cat Face Joe posted:

via the magic of yosmas, i will re-elf this year

bless

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






this will be the best yosmas yet inshallah

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fart

here are some interesting facts about me:

i like unusual-but-good liquor and i hope you do too

i like sending people things they don't want so good luck with that. i'm pretty sure variable_h would still sparkle if you shone a bright light on him

i live in canada, which means if you don't then you can't send me drugs, meat, porn (especially animu "but she's a thousand year old demon" porn, which i wouldn't want anyway but not even as a joke cause our border guards don't find child porn all that funny), fruit or anything living, and it'd be really really nice if you didn't use a parcel service because they all charge terrible fees that probably exceed the value of your parcel

i'll never make it to the end of my steam library after skyblazer bought out my wish list last year (and then overwatch got good), so now i spend my evenings wearing out mice and mouse feet and small wrist bones whose names i've forgotten. my wife enjoys the time to herself and would like to have even more of it, which is why we have no pets or children

i like tinkering and fixing things, like pinball machines and simple furniture and other wooden articles

coffee and cooking are also lots of fun; funhilde sent me some neat local spices that made some tasty meals

and like all yosposters i enjoy anything that has to do with funny computer

hooray for the spirit of yosmas and may your santee live on the same continent as you. long live the elf.

also if said elf were to send me their own address i'd like that for no reason in particular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Oh poo poo I almost missed the deadline, I'm gonna join again.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i would take part but i just kinda hate stuff these days so i'm gonna skip again this year

looking forward to seeing the cool poo poo some of you send out though :)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Cat Face Joe posted:

via the magic of yosmas, i will re-elf this year

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




:stoked:

gotta find my pile of xmas gifs

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Cat Face Joe posted:

via the magic of yosmas, i will re-elf this year

ty for doing the needful

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
do I need to post anything else or am I all set

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bump_fn posted:

do I need to post anything else or am I all set

I think u’re good

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Thank you for visiting REDACTED. Unfortunately, we are no longer taking new orders.


gently caress

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i'm in

i like electronics and photography and art and so on. anything goes re: gifts although I'm vegetarian so if you send me some goon jerky or w/e i won't be able to eat it. shirt size is M or a small L.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
been meaning to do yosmas for the longest time but every year kept coming up with some dumb excuse not to so hi

i like cattes, computers, communism, punching nazis, irony, beep boop computer music, dumb midi poo poo, :pcgaming:, US size M shirts, beer, whiskey/scotch/bourbon, not using apple products, posting, and the 1995 movie hackers starring johnny lee miller & angelina jolie

i already bought myself a shirt that says "git push & git paid" and another that's like those name & name & name ones but with alice, bob, eve & whoever else. only afterwards did i realise those are basically too nerdy to ever wear outside the house, so feel free to either avoid things like that out of compassion or deliberately send me another one just to own me, up to you

i technically don't own cats of my own but my housemate has 2 large adult sons, archer & samson, so go hogwild with stuff for them since i'm basically their 2nd dad except in a mostly straight way. be warned they seriously are big boys tho, samson is literally the largest domestic cat i've ever seen irl


housemate & i are unlikely to go our separate ways any time soon but we are probably moving together soon, so i'll have everything sent to my parents' address just in case. we're in australia so please nothing that will get me arrested, or get stuck in customs, or perish during transit + the few extra days it may take for me to make time to visit my parents. that probably rules out like 100% of all extant things but it's up to you to figure out the specifics unfortunately. australian customs is strict but idk if that would even mean anything for a parcel full of jerky and mealworms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64

i technically have a steam wishlist but i'm a bit special and don't use it the normal way and so a few of the 198 titles in it might be things i don't actually want. i guess any of the first few up to and including the cities skylines dlcs are p safe bets or if you see one there that's a personal favourite of your own that's cool

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

jony ive aces posted:

been meaning to do yosmas for the longest time but every year kept coming up with some dumb excuse not to so hi

i like cattes, computers, communism, punching nazis, irony, beep boop computer music, dumb midi poo poo, :pcgaming:, US size M shirts, beer, whiskey/scotch/bourbon, not using apple products, posting, and the 1995 movie hackers starring johnny lee miller & angelina jolie

i already bought myself a shirt that says "git push & git paid" and another that's like those name & name & name ones but with alice, bob, eve & whoever else. only afterwards did i realise those are basically too nerdy to ever wear outside the house, so feel free to either avoid things like that out of compassion or deliberately send me another one just to own me, up to you

i technically don't own cats of my own but my housemate has 2 large adult sons, archer & samson, so go hogwild with stuff for them since i'm basically their 2nd dad except in a mostly straight way. be warned they seriously are big boys tho, samson is literally the largest domestic cat i've ever seen irl


housemate & i are unlikely to go our separate ways any time soon but we are probably moving together soon, so i'll have everything sent to my parents' address just in case. we're in australia so please nothing that will get me arrested, or get stuck in customs, or perish during transit + the few extra days it may take for me to make time to visit my parents. that probably rules out like 100% of all extant things but it's up to you to figure out the specifics unfortunately. australian customs is strict but idk if that would even mean anything for a parcel full of jerky and mealworms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64

i technically have a steam wishlist but i'm a bit special and don't use it the normal way and so a few of the 198 titles in it might be things i don't actually want. i guess any of the first few up to and including the cities skylines dlcs are p safe bets or if you see one there that's a personal favourite of your own that's cool

johnny depp is a loving monster

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
agreed & owning him is the only good thing barnaby joyce has ever done

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

oo i like this too

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i like booze (literally any kind), coffee, tea, food, cooking, computers, art, books, outdoorsy stuff, cool things. i play steam games too, same username as here. shirt size is M

ive got a cool cat named monty. he likes sleeping and biting me



here he is enjoying a heated cat bed that duckfarts got him in a previous secret santa.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

PokeJoe posted:




here he is enjoying a heated cat bed that duckfarts got him in a previous secret santa.

Fort Warms

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

PokeJoe posted:

i play steam games too, same username as here
if you're going to say this you should make sure your steam profile isn't set to private

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


anthonypants posted:

if you're going to say this you should make sure your steam profile isn't set to private

thanks, didn't realize :tipshat:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
buy zyla a switch in honor of tori

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




e-mail sent, hopefully still in time, many thanks to pokejoe for reminding that this is still a thing now that i am a salaried adult and can participate

as for the op checklist, idk. im fairly uptight and humourless, but otherwise stereotypical eastern euro. i like physics, math, computers, books, walking (and hiking), coffee, rainy/snowy weather, and terribly cooking obvious student meals. not much of a sports guy (occasionally watch biathlon or curling, just swim and gym myself).

no pets, no affinity towards alcohol. shirt size M, steam wishlist technically here but my computer cant decently run at least half the games i want to play

i live in latvia, meaning i most likely can't send or receive these - drugs, porn, any aerosol sprays, any liquids, any living thing or their by/products that aren't obviously labelled processed food (prolly still best to avoid, excl. tea/coffee), any weapons or ammo. a bit less restrictions inside eu

ps. please dont send any footwear or headwear, its eternal pain to get those right for me

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 18, 2017

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
It's time to make YOSMAS happen

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I will be sending out emails throughout the day. I reordered things somewhat based on international preferences but overall it has been determined by the RNG GOD so I wash my hands of responsibility.

Also jony ive aces, I hope you can ship internationally because you're the only aussie that entered!

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
really excited about my presents !!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
The SDF webmail client does not handle international characters very well.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Emails are all sent! Caffeine does wonders when you don't abuse it every day.

I hope I didn't gently caress anything up. Please let me know if I did something dumb like send you your own drat address.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
As like my previous secret santa hosting, I will send out some "bonus" gifts to a few lucky yosposters. There will be no bids this time, I'm just going to surprise you.

If any of you would like to send me some token of gratitude, please contact CAT FACE JOE who will be able to provide you with my shipping address. This is by no means required but I am not part of the santa chain for reasons that are not entirely transparent to me.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm supposed to have a new holiday av this year but the artist I commissioned got delayed

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



assignment received, planning commenced.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
someone's getting a pallet of macintosh centrises

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

atomicthumbs posted:

someone's getting a pallet of macintosh centrises

hell yeah this is the yosmas action that keeps me going.

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