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This is the thread for your brushes with the rich and famous, the powerbrokers, and the time you met your heroes! Let's get 'em all here. When I was a baby, I kept the Pointer Sisters awake on a flight from Canada to somewhere. |
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i met the backstreet boys once. thats about it |
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Oct 24, 2017 10:29
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Intoluene posted:i met the backstreet boys once. See, this is what I'm talking about! I can only imagine that they came to visit you in hospital when you were recovering from cancer. Or maybe they pulled you out of the audience so you could be in their hit film clip! Perhaps they even auditioned you and wanted you to join, but you decided that you'd rather be with the girl/boy you met in high school. SO many possibilities! Keep 'em coming. |
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Oct 24, 2017 11:02
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Oct 24, 2017 11:20
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I wrote, directed, scored and starred in A Very Brady Sequel
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Oct 24, 2017 11:40
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I murdered John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
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Oct 25, 2017 05:57
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Christ Byob Im High On Meth And Crack And Heroin And Coffee And Hawaiian Baby Woodrose Seeds |
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Oct 25, 2017 07:12
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DICTATOR OF FUNK posted:Christ Byob Im High On Meth And Crack And Heroin And Coffee And Hawaiian Baby Woodrose Seeds well tbh im not sure how you would have found us otherwise |
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Oct 25, 2017 07:25
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Manifisto posted:well tbh im not sure how you would have found us otherwise pornographic levels of pure byob osmosis  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk |
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Oct 25, 2017 07:52
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I was on an episode of Romper Room. I once sang the national anthem at a Staten Island Yankees game. I was present in the penthouse gathering the night former senator Alphonse D'Amato was voted out of office. He got stuck in an elevator with Rudolph Giuliani. I have spent time with a number of front page murderers? Does that count? |
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Oct 25, 2017 15:41
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You know how cans of poison now have to be labelled "Do NOT drink poison. This is poison. Do NOT drink it." Yep, I'm the reason. |
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Oct 25, 2017 18:33
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Munchables posted:I murdered John Fitzgerald Kennedy He is the Lindbergh Baby. |
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Oct 25, 2017 18:34
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Bo-Pepper posted:I have spent time with a number of front page murderers? Does that count? Bo, buddy, you can't leave something like that hanging out there. Could you regale us with your dalliances in the 'cidal scene? |
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Oct 25, 2017 18:35
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Bo-Pepper posted:I was on an episode of Romper Room. lifebrag
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Oct 25, 2017 20:57
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I was signed to a music label for exactly one song. I'm not legally allowed at the Alamo anymore. I robbed a bank and killed fifteen cops on the way out before committing suicide. I know the guy who created that skull trumpet meme. One of these things is a lie.
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Oct 25, 2017 22:34
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Oct 25, 2017 23:39
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Bo, buddy, you can't leave something like that hanging out there. Could you regale us with your dalliances in the 'cidal scene? I worked for nearly a decade in New York's Bellevue hospital forensic psychiatric ward. Also old dirty bastard called me an rear end in a top hat once for no good reason. |
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Oct 26, 2017 00:41
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Bo-Pepper posted:I worked for nearly a decade in New York's Bellevue hospital forensic psychiatric ward. Also old dirty bastard called me an rear end in a top hat once for no good reason. Holy man. |
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Oct 26, 2017 01:08
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I have webbed toes. The second and third toes right after the big toe are connected after the first segment. I’ve also had a bunch of surgeries on both hands to correct a condition called trigger finger as well as both hands having surgery for dupletrens contracture, a somewhat painful condition in which an extra ligament under the skin contracts and causes the ring fingers to bend in.
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Oct 26, 2017 02:52
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I can bend my fingers from the third joint without bending the second joint. I can do this easily with both my ring fingers, and (with some effort) with my middle and index fingers. |
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Oct 26, 2017 03:20
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-went on the scariest ride at the water park -recorded the company voicemail greeting -knows a guy who knows a guy -byob superstar |
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Oct 26, 2017 04:00
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-petted a good dog once -ate boozy nitro ice cream with a goon -did a internet -cookies very round
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Oct 26, 2017 07:06
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Oct 26, 2017 07:10
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I saw a really depressing movie once and Alice Cooper turned around and told me it was the feel good movie of the year. |
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Oct 26, 2017 07:56
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Was on the news when they were talking about brexit Shared a T-bar with Lindsay Vonn and talked about the weather Delivered ski rental equipment to Tim Henman 3 times (that one’s for 90s tennis fans) |
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Oct 26, 2017 13:46
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I saw a really depressing movie once and Alice Cooper turned around and told me it was the feel good movie of the year. That's amazing actually.
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Oct 26, 2017 16:44
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I guess I have opened for more then a few bands that were bigger elsewhere then where we played. Opeth, Vader, Crown, metal stuff etc, but it was fun. Made the local news but that has nothing to do compared to the fright of being on stage, and then the aftermath! Always blame the drummer if anything goes wrong, lol.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:00
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i hang around in mirrors like a split second longer than most people
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Oct 27, 2017 16:43
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Nermal (from "Garfield") was named and modeled after me |
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Oct 27, 2017 16:53
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- saved a lot of bees - taught a robot how to love again - made eating gluten-free trendy |
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Oct 27, 2017 17:05
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i think one of my posts appear on the front page? |
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Oct 27, 2017 19:16
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hamjobs posted:-petted a good dog once proof:    
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Oct 28, 2017 10:31
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Nosfereefer posted:i think one of my posts appear on the front page? Oh poo poo yeah forget my other ones goldmine alll day |
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Oct 28, 2017 21:54
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- have caused multiple eating establishments to regret not adding "pants" to "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign - actually "just said no" to drugs, to the consternation of the pharmacist trying to fill my prescription - have a sex act named after me, albeit ironically
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Oct 28, 2017 22:10
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- I appeared on the covers of both “farm pond harvest” and “fishing tackle trade news” magazines which are real magazines I didn’t make up. - I served lunch to Waylon Jennings and his family and band. I forgot his son’s fries. - My dad carried the Olympic torch. Thankfully he did it in 2 olympics so my sister and I don’t have to fight over the torches when he dies. (Sorry dad)
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Oct 29, 2017 03:01
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FluffieDuckie posted:
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Oct 29, 2017 06:18
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- I once stole a beer from micky rourke - I still hold my highschools soccer team record for most goals in a season - Ive done coke in Rush Limbaughs house (rush not present)
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Oct 29, 2017 06:30
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One time I was waiting in line at a club and the guy who played mini me showed up with his entourage.
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Oct 29, 2017 06:47
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Hulk Hogan once ate dinner in the same place I was at, his son skateboarded through the restaurant.
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I once yelled gently caress you to a guy who looked like ice t. I'm like seventy percent positive it was him but sometimes I wonder if I just insulted some random dude washing his car.
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