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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



China is gonna be the last ones standing by virtue of not drinking themselves to death

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007



didn't the party have ot ban drinking at official events becuase everyone would give toasts and everyone would have to drink and people were drinking themselves to death as a result

pushpins
Sep 10, 2006


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Lawman 0 posted:

China is gonna be the last ones standing by virtue of not drinking themselves to death

Corbin in a surprise twist will bring back the opium wars

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl



Soiled Meat

corbyn leaves the EU and Britain joins China through a loophole from Hong Kong times

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005


wait, I missed who was ten and were at eleven already?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011


Top City Homo posted:

corbyn leaves the EU and Britain joins China through a loophole from Hong Kong times

The queen is thrown into hong kong bay

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

rate my waifu:



im full of glee for xi

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011


all hail our new king,Jinping the XI

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




Byolante posted:

By executing anybody who was a even tiny threat. He's just another Putin.

china doesn't seem to be 99% crime

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


Bip Roberts posted:

wait, I missed who was ten and were at eleven already?
Yes, we've reached the 11th and final type of liberal.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Yinlock posted:

china doesn't seem to be 99% crime

lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl



Soiled Meat

2020: corbyn declares all of the UK to be Hong Kong

red guards and communist party cells pop up in Nottingham

tories hanged in the streets

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Top City Homo posted:

he is going to make communism great again


Folks, we're gonna have an incredible mass line you're gonna be amazed at how long this march is

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

I'm not fat I'm big buffed


whatís your guys favourite Chinese characteristic of socialism mines probably all the capitalism

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

A Typical Goon posted:

whatís your guys favourite Chinese characteristic of socialism mines probably all the capitalism

oppression of tibetans and uyghurs thatís ten times worse than what israel does to palestinians but also a million times less known or condemned

Jeb! Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

oppression of tibetans and uyghurs thatís ten times worse than what israel does to palestinians but also a million times less known or condemned

There's been a big Free Tibet movement for a while, but I've never heard of what they're doing to the Uyghurs so you're right about that.

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS


So is this the big pivot, then? Like, they have finally beaten turbopoverty according to their Graphs And Charts and now are transitioning to the next formal stage of Marxian development?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

Top City Homo posted:

2020: corbyn declares all of the UK to be Hong Kong

red guards and communist party cells pop up in Nottingham

tories hanged in the streets

but how is that going to work with all the sharia law britain has

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




as a middle manager in late capitalism, but working for the state through the conduit of the public sector, is there a place for me in maoist third worldism that isn't becoming a righteously murdered corpse?

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007




Only if you fit in the 5 year plan

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


lol guyovich actually thinks comrade davos is going to usher in full communism, thats so loving cute lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Wrenever posted:

Only if you fit in the 5 year plan

I can plant rice plants very, very close together does that count

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




In fact some would say that all I did was dig a single hole and dump all the rice seeds into it

But that is a very short-sighted view of what the collectivist action I have just undertaken

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


Hi I'm Xi Jinping, totally sincere believer in non-revisionist marxism. Please do not question why my entire family became billionaires after my political career took off, that is just one of those 'Chinese characteristics' we like to talk about. Anyway gotta go execute some Uyghurs for not being harmonious enough, peace

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007




Epic High Five posted:

I can plant rice plants very, very close together does that count

you've already ascended to managerial status, your families' future is secure as long as it doesn't contradict political expediency. I hope you're manager of a PCB manufacturing plant and not a coke production facility

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

Do you think that Jeb! is jealous that Xi got a Please Clap game and he never did

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Wrenever posted:

you've already ascended to managerial status, your families' future is secure as long as it doesn't contradict political expediency. I hope you're manager of a PCB manufacturing plant and not a coke production facility

I guess if I produce anything it's videoconferences so where does that rest on the scale

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





"odd sexual habits"

quadruple cuck
Sep 17, 2014






xiaomi's mascot is a literal commie bunny

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




triple sulk posted:



xiaomi's mascot is a literal commie bunny

Mac? That's a purge

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


homework explainer going fully insane and moving to china to live out his police state fantasy is honestly a way better conclusion to that particular forums storyline than i was expecting

Jeb! Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


Fallen Hamprince posted:

homework explainer going fully insane and moving to china to live out his police state fantasy is honestly a way better conclusion to that particular forums storyline than i was expecting

Wtf is that really what happened

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

ahh..what!? what?!
huh?!


lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


Jeb! Repetition posted:

Wtf is that really what happened

r. guyovich is homework explainers new username

radicalized by an internet forum to move to the promised land lol. except instead of getting shot by the kurds he's gonna die of an appendicitis shortly after learning how the PRC's healthcare system actually works

Yandat
Sep 15, 2017



Fallen Hamprince posted:

r. guyovich is homework explainers new username

radicalized by an internet forum to move to the promised land lol. except instead of getting shot by the kurds he's gonna die of an appendicitis shortly after learning how the PRC's healthcare system actually works

healthcare isn't top tier in china by any means but he's not gonna die of appendicitis. china and the us have roughly equivalent life expectancy

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


Yandat posted:

healthcare isn't top tier in china by any means but he's not gonna die of appendicitis. china and the us have roughly equivalent life expectancy

homeex thinks the government sends in special troops to help striking workers, do you think he understand that you can't just walk into a hospital and get free coverage?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




so am i gonna get purged or what

Odobenidae
Mar 2, 2013

Your cum loving Russian shill


You're either with Brother Hao or you're against him (and subsequently, against the wall)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

Choose wisely

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Epic High Five posted:

so am i gonna get purged or what

If you have to ask...

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