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Bro Dad posted:A lot of chinese bathrooms have signs next to the urinals that say "one small step for man, one giant leap for civilization" to encourage you to piss closer Don't mess with tough old peasant ladies. Anywhere, really, but including China.
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i would unironically read all 47 if it were an actual thread edit: this may be a misuse of "unironically" Goatse James Bond has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Oct 29, 2018 |
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Oct 29, 2018 03:09
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:*opens up economy to grant U.S. companies access to cheap labor* tbf Chinese corporate respect for intellectual property law is often... modest at best there was a great story not too long ago about three Chinese dudes here for a conference getting caught trying to industrial-espionage a field with experimental Monsanto-or-whatever crops
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Oct 29, 2018 04:58
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:"Intellectual property law" is just code for technological privatization. that's reasonable, the Chinese government should demand that any technology the individual corps acquire from the decadent capitalists should become public domain
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Oct 29, 2018 05:27
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Peanut President posted:wow what a shame if someone did to monsanto what they've done to farmers all over america probably a bad example from a moral and societal benefit standpoint, but in my defense it stuck in my head as a funny story because the farmer caught them poking around his field and they were like "yes, we are tourists, we are very impressed with American agriculture and we wanted to experience standing in such a nice crop field as this" Tiberius Thyben posted:Kim Jong-Un is not a dictator, he is the elected Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, which is democratically elected by the Korean people. He works on behalf of the masses of working people, who are masters of North Korean society, ensuring their freedom from oppression or exploitation. Not only does North Korea have elections, it's traditional for the Chairman to also run for a spot in the federal legislature. As with other North Korean elections, there is only one candidate on the ballot for each slot, but voters can vote "no" by crossing out the name on a non-secret ballot. Since the Party is so conscientious and thoughtful about who it chooses for the positions, yes votes are extremely close to unanimous, even if it's not in the Chairman's district. i swear i read something at one point where a dude who had fallen out of favor with the leadership got voted down in the course of his increasingly bad time, but maybe I'm confusing that with something in another country Goatse James Bond has issued a correction as of 06:43 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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Oct 31, 2018 06:37
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Top City Homo posted:its only democratic if you have a big campaign with bbq and speeches about murdering foreign rapists gonna be honest, korean barbecue should be considered a human right
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Nov 1, 2018 02:16
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the sparrows symbolize capitalists or maybe they're the proletariat he's exhorting
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Nov 1, 2018 20:55
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Al! posted:drat you're right, they're not on the threatened taxa list for either the usa or china "The US imports dramatically more hunting trophies from endangered animals" definitely passes the smell test for me, but genuine actual question: does this include an estimate of black market imports? Fake edit: no, it doesn't seem to. In fact, one of the report's arguments is that bans on importing hunting trophies appears to significantly reduce the killing of banned animals even though they make no actual estimate as to black market trading.
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Nov 4, 2018 03:50
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:https://twitter.com/eolander/status/1059318948821233665?s=21 1) what's wrong with ensuring some coordination so the proletariat isn't confused and also to ensure they associate the latest positive international market developments with the Party 2) re: one of the tweets a few posts up, what's wrong with Titoism 
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Nov 5, 2018 07:17
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sincx posted:Okay just a copy-paste troll. Thanks. capitalist otter invades communist fish community and devours its inhabitants for personal gain, and/or communist otter enters capitalist fish community and begins executing elites and kulaks, eventually leading to more equitable fish society in which communist otter eats any fish that get too fat by disproportionately consuming pond resources
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Nov 22, 2018 02:16
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Communist otter heroically removes imperialist Japanese fish in honor of Dr. Sun Yat-sen, forerunner of the revolution. poo poo, i think we have a winner
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Nov 22, 2018 03:30
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sincx posted:Make the Leap Forward Great Again okay I like this
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Dec 7, 2018 05:04
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I just remember that in HoI2, communists got production bonuses so a communist China had enough IC to back up its massive manpower. In 2 and 3, at least, the civil war was REALLY fun. Especially crushing the communists as the rightful ruler of China while fending off the Japanese
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Dec 16, 2018 06:22
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Typo posted:Both Xi and Deng were great Marxists, great Proletarian Revolutionaries, statesmen, military strategists, and diplomats, and great architects of China's socialist opening-up and modernized construction if Typoposting is wrong then I don't want to be right
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Dec 19, 2018 00:49
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this cannot possibly be real
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Dec 20, 2018 00:52
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Lightning Knight posted:where’s the lie? free Typo
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Dec 25, 2018 23:33
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I mean, I'm unironically curious to see if the lessons China has learned from the British and American Empires lead to a better and/or more efficient global empire.
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Dec 28, 2018 23:30
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The Great Autismo! posted:the best thing about this thread is that you can choose the irony level I am sometimes shitposting and sometimes seriousposting here, and I expect that sometimes I'm going to lose track of which.
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Dec 31, 2018 22:50
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yes and it sucks real bad and im not sure why people got mad when i probated him for it if a regularly-posting PRC communist does not exist, the thread will have to create him
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Jan 2, 2019 23:59
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Fallen Hamprince posted:A Room with Chinese Characteristics, formulating perfectly calibrated gimmick posts without ever earnestly believing the ideology they're shilling for. oh gently caress
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Jan 3, 2019 06:25
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Jan 5, 2019 22:27
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currently at a transportation conference, I have a recommendation regarding snowy and icy roads now
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Jan 16, 2019 02:56
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Falun Gong was made up in 1992 by Li Hongzhi as a syncretic cult. worked for Nation of Islam, Mormonism, and Christianity
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Jan 16, 2019 02:58
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Norton the First posted:Yeah man, gimme two bags of Chinese mysticism. i got a bag of mildly adulterated weed, which is frankly more up my alley and significantly cheaper
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Jan 16, 2019 05:39
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R. Guyovich posted:theatrical producers offering low-cost or comped seats isn't a conspiracy theory, it only takes on a political dimension when you're doing so with a show that's witless propaganda as has been well established. or are you gonna dismiss that too. cheaply ensuring an audience not only provides easy entertainment to the proletariat, but also prevents entertainment workers from being demoralized due to statistically inevitable poor attendance and therefore moving to jobs that provide less benefit to society
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Jan 16, 2019 07:45
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Victory Position posted:when you get back, I want to hear your take on Daoism daoism is a primitive but not entirely worthless form of communism if you are truly one with daoist thought, you are an adequate communist
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Jan 16, 2019 12:43
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R. Guyovich posted:the cia funded abstract art and pomo lit journals. as i said they don't have to be responsible but if they were it wouldn't be completely out of left field. i read that as 'porno lit journals' and frankly it sounded plausible to me
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Jan 16, 2019 12:44
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so i've started reading the thread from the beginning, and i'm frankly impressedTypo posted:the characteristic where I call brutal state ran capitalism "socialism" and western left-wingers who don't know poo poo about china perform amazing feats of mental gymnastics to support the billionaires in charge of the country it's been just over a year; communism with chinese characteristics is so deeply compelling that typo has gone from this to his current, mostly ideologically correct state
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Jan 16, 2019 12:59
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https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1099025725062111233
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Feb 22, 2019 20:39
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Darkest Auer posted:All these Twitter links can't be opened in Uncle Pooh's China, so I'm not sure if this reflects worse on this thread or China itself personally i'm just protecting people like r guyovich from my posting tino posted:They do during elections. there are pretty much always patrols eyeing each other (at a significant remove) in the disputed areas and occasionally they take potshots / mortar potshots at each other obviously, it's always the perfidious chinese who start it Goatse James Bond has issued a correction as of 20:49 on Feb 22, 2019 |
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Feb 22, 2019 20:44
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Wonder how long it’s gonna take the Saudi Royal Family to develop the productive forces to the point where they can disestablish the monarchy and declare a People’s Republic. I’m betting full socialism in SA is just over the horizon they are holding the country's wealth in trust for all the people* * - laborers on work visas aren't people
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Feb 22, 2019 23:09
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lol
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Feb 25, 2019 23:23
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GoutPatrol posted:Pevan: Typo I want to ADDRESS this issue. I'm still furious at Trump for causing that story to be terminated before the ending
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Feb 26, 2019 00:32
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R. Guyovich posted:pathetic lmao counterrevolutionary bureaucrat extorts 'fines' from the proletariat to support the rentier class
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Mar 27, 2019 04:53
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Typo posted:Stalinism is the socialism of the 1930s, Deng Xiaoping is the socialism of the 1980s, Xi Jiping thought is the Socialism of the future what about tai po thought har har ... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tai_Po 
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Mar 28, 2019 22:31
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BrainDance posted:you guys ever notice how typo sounds like a liberal roleplaying a commie? false positive
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Mar 29, 2019 05:49
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Lightning Knight posted:I wonder how long Typo can gimmick post before he becomes unironically a Maoist. Might have already happened?
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Mar 29, 2019 22:55
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Lightning Knight posted:idk but Typo’s gimmick itt is unironically some of the funniest poo poo. I've learned a few new things about Chinese history from him here and there
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Mar 30, 2019 01:54
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Mantis42 posted:Jesus already returned, his name was Hong Xiuquan.
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Mar 30, 2019 06:23
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personally i hope Fleetwood becomes a genuine Xi Jinping Thought Maoist as a direct result of Typo's posts
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Mar 31, 2019 23:37
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