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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #29 - Loving Pride For Wrestlers Anywhere


Match Card posted:



By this point you all know the deal:

Next show will be Saturday, 23:00 GMT+2 Click link to have that converted into your local timezone.
And of course, let's vote on who gets to face Shane O Mac

Here's the match card:

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. Link

#2 Singles Match
Lady of the Lancet vs. Kara the Punch Wizard

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Schir

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Macro Man Keynes vs. Fruitsniffer (c)

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/reN9dwMS6m5nvZA33 vs. Shane McMahon

#5 Hardcore Match
Tolvie vs. Hell-Ena

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. First oRa (c)

We'll celebrate pride month by changing up the arena for the regular shows until the PPV


Vanderlyle, post:170, topic:2484 posted:

*El Catire Arrecho is sitting at the top of the arena’s ramp.*

“Saludos a todos en la luna, and everyone watching at home too, it’s your friend El Catire Arrecho, here to bring you a message, so I want you all to listen to me, and digest what I’m about to say. Sometime after I started here, for some reason, people started acting like I was debuting every time I fought, even when I held one of the belts! So I’m here to tell you all that I’ve had en-A LA MIERDA”



*A figure emerges from the portal.*


“Finally, I’ve arrived at this stinking den of evil, the hiding place of Lolth’s Pantheon of Fallen Warrior Assassins, or the LPFWA, as they apparently call themselves, now I can finally begin my quest to eradicate these pests, or I am not Kara, The Punch Wizard”


Results posted:


Scene: The Hugrule Warriors welcome their newest member, Lotus Aura, to the team before Link heads for his match

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. Link
Link does The Big Punch for the win


#2 Singles Match
Lady of the Lancet vs. Kara the Punch Wizard
Kara does some punch for the win

#3 Singles Match
Lore Convoluter vs. Schir
Lore manages to conquer Schir through sheer determination]

Scene: Angus is rambling backstage as Palpatine approaches with a good, honest proposal

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Macro Man Keynes vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
Macro refused the first hug, but during the second one could not help but pat Fruity on the back.

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Shane McMahon
TCP, thankfully, ends Shane's streak (of one win)

#5 Hardcore Match
Tolvie vs. Hell-Ena
Hell-Ena takes the win, but not without some meddling by Val

Scene: Nuffkins challenges Flamander but Flamander refuses, saying he only fights for justice all of a sudden. Nuff vows to convince Flam to fight him before the PPV rolls around.

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Third Street Sinners vs. First oRa (c)
A lot of back and forth, but in the end Bone Pimp pins Kylo and the 3rd Street Sinners reign supreme once more

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Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Nice Debut for Kara the punch wizard

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I am sad that I missed this week's show because I was marching at Boston Pride but I am happy that it was fun and also that I will no longer have to see Shane O Mac's stupid little brother punches

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I am sad that I missed this week's show because I was marching at Boston Pride but I am happy that it was fun and also that I will no longer have to see Shane O Mac's stupid little brother punches

You're welcome for that, and for Star Trek Beyond (now available on Amazon Prime streaming)

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

I wouldn't call what I did "interference." I was only making sure it was fair for everyone
(Hell-ena!)
so I thought it was very rude when I was removed from ringside. The ref clearly wasn't looking after the wrestlers
(Hell-ena!)
and it was up to me to keep things under control. And in the end, it was a good match
(for Hell-ena!)
and I'm glad to have had the chance to watch it.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."


Let's go! On Saturday in the usual place at the usual time we'll head into our 30th show this season. This is a pretty decent milestune. The previous season had 32 episodes. Another big milestone we just happen to be reaching with our next PPV. The show after that will mark the Anniversary of LPFWA. The first ever episode aired on July 6th 2013 (but is labeled as July 7th for some reason).

And oh, right, you are welcome to vote on the Bonus match for this week as well. We need to find a new opponent as well as who's gonna challenge them. Additionally you can vote on match types now. If the match-up renders a match type invalid I'll resort to something that's either close to that or a regular match, if need be.

The match card, of course, is below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Kylo Ren

#2 Table Elimination Tag
Los Borrachos vs. Haunted Forest

#3 Singles Match, No Count-Out
Jumpy-Chan vs. Divine Coffee Binge

#4 Bunny Championship
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Fruitsniffer

#5 Three-Way
Garbo Girl vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara The Punch Wizard

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/BlvZdQF5ZkYc0pfu1

Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Toad

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jun 14, 2018

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Masked Man (c) vs. Kylo Ren for the Buscus
Match 2: Los Borrachos vs. Haunted Forest
Match 3: Jumpy-Chan vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 4: Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Fruitsniffer (c) for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Garbo Girl vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara the Punch Wizard
Intermission: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Ronda Rousey
Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Toad (c) for the LP Superstar Title

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #30 - Ladies Pummeling Faces While Airborne
Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge




Match Card and Results posted:




Scene: First Masked Man is angry at being Buscus Champ and says he'll need some kinda Plan D if he keeps it for much longer, then Kylo and Face talk about how Kylo is angry at having to fight against the Buscus

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Kylo Ren
Wow, that was fast. Kylo wins by count-out

#2 Table Elimination Tag
Los Borrachos vs. Haunted Forest
It only took 100 years and plenty of tables being thrown outside the ring only tu be put back inside, but Los Borrachos won.

Scene: First Rara is informed that there might be a way to get her out of the crate, but that it'll take a while. After that Jumpy and John Cena discuss the upcoming match against DCB.

#3 Singles Match, No Count-Out
Jumpy-Chan vs. Divine Coffee Binge
Lotsa big moves. Wowza. But Jumpy wins.

#4 Bunny Championship
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Fruitsniffer
Fruity hugs a cat and wins :3

Scene: Nuffkins attacks Flamander backstage in an attempt to convince him to accept the challenge

#5 Three-Way
Garbo Girl vs. Hell-Ena vs. Kara The Punch Wizard
Kara punches Garbo Girl REAL hard and is able to take the pin

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Ronda Rousey in a Cage Match
DCB escapes! Long live DCB! DCB! DCB!

Scene: Konami visits Rara and warns her that as soon as she's free again, she'll go for her Pokeymanz title to destroy the evil within

Main Event: LP Superstar Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Toad
Big Bois wrasslin' each other. Fun times. Toad takes the win with the F-U-2

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I might have lost, but Jumpy-chan and I put on the match of the night!

Plus then SHOCKING BONUS TWIST!

*sips from a mug of coffee with a picture of Roddy Piper on it*

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jun 24, 2018

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I might have lost, but Jumpy-chan and I put on the match of the night!

Plus then SHOCKING BONUS TWIST!

*sips from a mug of coffee with a picture of Roddy Piper on it*

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I forgot to post the match card these past two days. Shame on me.
The show will happen in the usual time at the usual place

Unfortunately this means there's no time to vote on the next Bonus match. So I got you two bonus matches in Fire Pro Wrestling World again.


Match Card:
#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. John Cena

#2 Four-Way - No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title
Garbo Barba vs. Samus vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda

#3 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Dr. Ham

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Krimsh vs. Punchy

#4 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Fruitsniffer (c)

#5 Hardcore Match
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Tolvie

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Kung Fu Mari vs. seven random people

#6 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Nadira (c)

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jun 22, 2018

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: The Masked Man (c) vs. John Cena for the Buscus
Match 2: Garbo Barba vs. Samus vs. DCB vs. Konami
Match 3: Angus McMutton vs. Dr. Ham
FPWW: Krimsh vs. Punchy
Match 4: A tree vs. Fruitsniffer (c) for the Bunny Title :3
Match 5: Kara TPW vs. Tolvie
FPWW: Eight-Way Chaos feat. Kung-Fu Mari
Main Event: Jumpy-Chan vs. Nadira (c) for the Kawaii Title

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #31 - Look! Pros Fear Wrestling is Anime

YerPalHal: Look! Pros Fear Wrestling is Anime
ZephyrWhisper: Leaf Patted Fruity Wins Again



Match Card and Results posted:


Match Card:
#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. John Cena
Spoiler: Cena wins

#2 Four-Way - No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title
Garbo Barba vs. Samus vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Konami Kouda
Samus does the Triple Power Bomb on Garbo but somehow fails to go for the pin, so DCB goes for it instead and wins the match

Scene: Nuffkins beats up Referee Joe backstage and challenges Flamander once more, if he declines again he will attack more people

#3 Singles Match
Angus McMutton vs. Dr. Ham
Angus beats Dr. Ham via pinfall. Palpy interfered so much that he was banned from ringside, though. Most of his interference were useless

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Krimsh vs. Punchy
Krimsh takes revenge for what happened 15 years ago and finally defeats Punchy

Scene: Nuffkins starts attacking Jeff Lyfe but Flamander interrupts, telling Nuffkins that he wont face Flamander, but Ultimate Justice Soldier Flamander next week in HELL. Nuffkins thanks him very politely and looks forward to their confrontation

#4 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
Fruity somehow manages to defeat the tree. Hugging the entire tree proved to be ineffective. But just hugging select limbs proved enough to submit the tree

Scene: Fred Hope appears in the ring and challenges Fruity to a match in HELL. Fruity accepts, saying he'll hug Freddies rear end in HELL

#5 Hardcore Match
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Tolvie
Kara's streak cannot continue, Tolvie prevails.

Intermission: Fire Pro Wrestling World
Kung Fu Mari vs. seven random people
Look, if any of you know the name of the guy who won please let me know. But just know that this happened.

#6 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Nadira (c)
Nadira proves her worth once more and retains.

nine-gear crow posted:

Dat wuz fantastic, Palpy. Join'in oRa66 really turnd mah career right round. Ah canne thank ye enough.
Yeah, sweet, whatever. Now you just hang out here for a minute. I got a ref I need to do track down back stage.
If he's back stage, den why do ye have yer car keys?
Don't worry about it...




yerpalhal, post:182, topic:2484 posted:


ah think i’m gonna like being part o thon ora 66 i just watched the boss squish a ref with a monster truck…good times stirs the hope in me y’know

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jun 27, 2018

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Dat wuz fantastic, Palpy. Join'in oRa66 really turnd mah career right round. Ah canne thank ye enough.
Yeah, sweet, whatever. Now you just hang out here for a minute. I got a ref I need to do track down back stage.
If he's back stage, den why do ye have yer car keys?
Don't worry about it...


IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Hi! This week's show will be HELL!!! We're all going to HELL!!!!!

It will be at the usual time in the usual place. And you also get to vote once more on the bonus match. Just head here if you wanna do so.


The match card is below, of course.

#1 8-Way Chaos
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Dr. Ham vs. a tree vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Schir vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Kane

#2 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. Lady of the Lancet

#3 Tag Team Match
First Ora w/ Tommy Wiseau vs. Hugrule Warriors

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Toad (c)

#5 Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Nadira (c)

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners (c)

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Fruitsniffer (c)

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/sJFCbgJjKbWZJqLj2

#8 LPFWA Women's Championship
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
Flamander vs. Nuffkins (c)

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

IGgy IGsen posted:

We're all going to HELL!!!!!

Yeah, but where's the next show gonna take place? :cheeky:

:(

Anywho, voted for a geriatric match between Jenkins and contenders I guess might be getting on in years. And since the show's gonna be in Hell I had to vote for a Hell in a Cell match.

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

IGgy IGsen posted:

Hi! This week's show will be HELL!!! We're all going to HELL!!!!!


#8 LPFWA Women's Championship
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)



Is this separate from the other two women's belts?

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Erainor posted:

Is this separate from the other two women's belts?

There's the Kawaii title, which is the "minor" title a and then there's the LPFWA Women's Title. That's two. The only other title in the women's division is the Pokeymanz which is a gimmick title that is probably held by an equipment crate right now.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jun 28, 2018

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

IGgy IGsen posted:

There's the Kawaii title, which is the "minor" title a and then there's the LPFWA Women's Title. That's two. The only other title in the women's division is the Pokeymanz which is a gimmick title that is probably held by an equipment crate right now.

Or possibly the woman wrestler who has apparently become quantum entangled with said equipment crate. It's hard to know from moment to moment.

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
LOL thanks

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Last time I was the mook for some magical punching elf's side quest and now I've got to fight the creature from the Prypiat Lagoon again. I've still got the heel shaped bruise on my sternum from last time. No more Mr nice Lady. Rraghh!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Eight-Way Chaos
Match 2: Yelizaveta RN vs. Lady of the Lancet
Match 3: First oRa & Tommy Wiseau vs. Hugrule Warriors
Match 4: Palpatine vs. Toad (c) for the LP Superstar Title
Match 5: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Nadira (c) for the Kawaii Title
Match 6: Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners (c) for the Co-Comm Titles
Match 7: Freddie Hope vs. Fruitsniffer (c) for the Bunny Title
Intermission: Samus Aran vs. Awesome Kong
Main Event 1: Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c) for the LPFWA Women's Title
Main Event 2: Flamander vs. Nuffkins (c) for the LPFWA Title

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #32 - Little Punk Flamander Worms Again in HELL!

Deathmaster780: Loopy Punchers Fight Worrisome Attacks
FelinoidSA: Lady Pummels Female Wrestler Again
FelinoidSA: Little Punk Flamander Worms Again

IGgy IGsen posted:

Hi! This week's show will be HELL!!! We're all going to HELL!!!!!

It will be at the usual time in the usual place. And you also get to vote once more on the bonus match. Just head here if you wanna do so.


The match card is below, of course.

#1 8-Way Chaos
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Dr. Ham vs. a tree vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Schir vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Kane

#2 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. Lady of the Lancet

#3 Tag Team Match
First Ora w/ Tommy Wiseau vs. Hugrule Warriors

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Toad (c)

#5 Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Nadira (c)

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners (c)

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Fruitsniffer (c)

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/sJFCbgJjKbWZJqLj2

#8 LPFWA Women's Championship
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
Flamander vs. Nuffkins (c)

Jaguars! posted:

Last time I was the mook for some magical punching elf's side quest and now I've got to fight the creature from the Prypiat Lagoon again. I've still got the heel shaped bruise on my sternum from last time. No more Mr nice Lady. Rraghh!

quote:

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Flamander on his match with Nuffkins, who explains that he will bring Nuffkins to Justice

#1 8-Way Chaos
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Dr. Ham vs. a tree vs. D the Destroyer vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Schir vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Kane
Of course it was a draw.

#2 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. Lady of the Lancet
Lady of the Lancet picks up the win, proving that she's still here, and ready to rumble

#3 Tag Team Match
First Ora w/ Tommy Wiseau vs. Hugrule Warriors
The Hugrule Warriors manage to take the win, and of course Tommy Wiseau is the one to take the fall.

#4 LP Superstar Championship
Palpatine vs. Toad (c)
It took him three (3) Imperial Powerbombs but Palpy recaptures the LP Superstar Title from Toad.

#5 Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Nadira (c)
We all wanted DCB to win, but alas, it was not meant to be. Nadira further cements herself as Kawaii Champion.

#6 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos vs. Third Street Sinners (c)
Even though there was this Wet fart of a lukewarm tag the Sinners prevail and defend their Co-Comm Titles

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
There was a hug and Freddie enjoyed it so much he patted Fruity on the back, giving Fruity the win via submission.

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Samus Aran vs. Awesome Kong
Bootleg Kong beats Samus. Y'know, the gal who squashed other outside-LPFWAers, such as Bailey.

#8 LPFWA Women's Championship
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)
They smooched. That means Val wins because here finisher is the Kiss of Death. Tolvie is dead now. Rip. Not really, no one's dead. But Val won.

Main Event: LPFWA Championship
Flamander vs. Nuffkins (c)
Nuffkins asserted dominance early on, but after several Flamaranas, two full worms, one half worm and plenty of brawling Nuff eventually stays down for the 1... 2... 3!

Scene: Still reeling from his loss against Flamander moments ago Nuffkins is visited by Palpatine who lulls him into joining the oRa 66 by promising a shitton of cookies, dude.

yerpalhal, post:187, topic:2484 posted:



people think ah overspent on the cookies but naw truth is good auld scottish made cookies are like the best thing tae wash doon wie thon tru bru. Also ye cannae go wrang wie a scottish sandwich




Let's also get a bit into Nuffkins' path through LPFWA while we're here already


He debuted in the first episode of Season 2. Established as a kind of simple-minded dinosaur who poses as a human wrestler. And to do so emulates what he thinks a wrestler is supposed to look like. In this case it's Hulk Hogan. Nuffkins enters to American Made, Hogans WCW theme, which is now used by Toad. In his debut match he wins the LP Superstar Title from Succinct and Punchy, who happened to hold it at the end of Season 1.



As the show goes on, and Hulk Hogan turned out to be aggressively racist over the course of Gawkermania Nuffkins begins to emulate a different Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin. In case you care: Nuffkins 3:16 says "I'm a human" which punchy just counters with repeated "What?"chants. In the final episode of Season 2 Nuffkins challenges the LP Superstar Champion Pomp to recapture the belt he lost not too long after he's won it. He successfully recaptures the title and in the coming three years he becomes the Nuffkins we now know. The slightly arrogant LPFWA Champion who's achieved what he describes as "peak fashion" and has just had the longest title reign in LPFWA period.

To break kayfabe here: When I picked him as the inaugural champion for this season I did not expecpt him to keep the title for long. He was a leftover. One of the established guys where you could say "Yeah, he can hold a title and it wouldn't seem too weird". Him defending the belt so convincingly and repeatedly was a happy little accident but knowing Season 2 Nuffkins and comparing him to Season 3 Nuffkins creates a nice little narrative of a guy going from "Good but not great." to the longest reigning LPFWA Champion yet.

On screen Nuffkins had defenses against Toad, Fruitsniffer, BNF, Lotus, anilEhilated (the latter two in the same match), a tree, Freddie Hope and Goldberg. Finally he lost it to Flamander.

So that's 7 successful defenses over 239 on-screen days (218 if you coun't from his first on-screen defense.)

But you need to keep in mind that Nuffkins had the belt when this season started. So let's have some fun.

If Nuffkins had won the title from Dr. Rath on the first PPV after the end of Season 2 (which means he'd have to have lost the LP Superstar Title in the build to the PPV) and kept the title since then his reign would be, hypothetically, 1557 days long. Which means between 51 and 52 defenses if we're assuming monthly defenses. Now, I could just decide that this is the case but I'm not. I'd still like to contrast this hypothetical reign with some other historic reigns.

Kazuchika Okada held the IWGP Heavyweight Title for 720 days with 12 Successful defenses. (He holds the record for both days held, and defenses)

CM Punk held the WWE title for 434 days with 22 successful defenses, though some say it's been over one hundred (including house shows and dark matches). The belt is also sometimes defended in non Big Match scenarios where no one really expects a title change.

Asuka's NXT Women's Title reign lasted for 510 days with 11 defenses.

Brunno Samartino's first WWE reign lasted for 2803 that's seven years. He defended the belt 390 (!!!!) times. Of course, title reigns back then were just longer. This was between 1963 and 1971 (stats from cagematch.net)

You might notice that the number of defenses isn't really proportional to the days they were held. This has multiple reasons. For one, WWE Titles tend to have more defenses because they have more shows and the title is defended at least once per month at PPVs (not necessarily, but usually that's the case) additionally there's throwaway defenses on RAW and Smackdown as well as at house shows, sometimes.

NJPW, on the other hand, treats it's title defenses like a much bigger deal and the company works more on a tour-schedule rather than being a weekly TV-Show. Other companies have their own quirks in this regard too, which is why I prefer measuring a title reign by the number of defenses, rather than the days they lasted. Just look at Brock Lesnars ongoing 455+ day reign with only 7 (televised) defenses.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 3, 2018

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
All right folks!
Last week in HELL we reached 32 Episodes which ties us with Season 2. This week we are not only going tu surpass Season 2's length, we are going to celebrate our Anniversary. The first Episode of LPFWA was streamed on 6th July 2013. The VOD was released on 7th July. Since the 7th happens to be a Saturday we'll just celebrate LPFWA becoming 5 years old. (15 in Kayfabe)

Join us on 7/7 at the usual time we redecorated our arena to look like the original crappy LPFWA ring in a shed and we'll also actually for the first time since the airing of the og LPFWA '13 see some very old matches and the scenes that accompanied them.

Match Card:

LPFWA '13 Flashback: First Match Ever
Sabateini vs. Schir

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. Schir

#2 Singles Match
Face vs. Lotus Aura

LPFWA '13 Flashback: Face vs. Lotus Retro
Kadorhal vs. Rath

#3 Singles Match
IGgy vs. Macro Man Keynes

#4 Kawaii Championship
Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c)

#5 Three-Way
Hell-Ena vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Yelizaveta RN

LPFWA '13 Flashback: First Ever Buscus
Fruitsniffer vs. Ultigonio

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Nuffkins vs. Fruitsniffer (c)

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

LPFWA '13: Sabateini vs. Schir
1st Match: Masked Man (c) vs. Schir for the Buscus
2nd Match: Face vs. Lotus Aura
LpFWA '13: Kadorhal vs. Rath
3rd Match: IGgy vs. Macro Man Keynes
4th Match: Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c) for the kawaii Title
5th Match: Hell-Ena vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Yelizaveta
LPFWA '13: Fruitsniffer vs. Ultigonio
Main Event: Nuffkins vs. Fruitsniffer (c) for the Bunny Title :3

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #33 - Anniversary: Lotus Promotes Flipping a Whole Afternoon

FelinoidSA: Lotus Pins Face With(out) A something
ZephyrWhisper: Lotus Promotes Flipping a Whole Afternoon
Deathmaster780: Let Past Fights Wow Attendees

Couple great matches for the Anniversary show! the Main Event in particular owned. We will begin the Z1 Climax, a round robin tournament next show. However, that won't be next week. Since I'm invited to a birthday party I will not be able to stream next Saturday. Instead it'll be the week after.

Match Card & Results posted:

LPFWA '13 Flashback: First Match Ever
Sabateini vs. Schir
I mean, it happened five years ago but... Schir won by Submission

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man (c) vs. Schir
The Masked Streak continues, Schir takes the win

#2 Singles Match
Face vs. Lotus Aura
There were flips and they helped Lotus win!

LPFWA '13 Flashback: Face vs. Lotus Retro
Kadorhal vs. Rath
Kad wins. Rath doesn't

#3 Singles Match
IGgy vs. Macro Man Keynes
Turns out IGgy is too drunk to fight and got BNF to replace him. Still, Keynes beats BNF.

#4 Kawaii Championship
Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c)
Nadira wins by count-out. She was trying to reset the count but was too slow.

#5 Three-Way
Hell-Ena vs. Jumpy-Chan vs. Yelizaveta RN
Yelizaveta picks up the win against the veterans. Truly, this is a new era

LPFWA '13 Flashback: First Ever Buscus
Fruitsniffer vs. Ultigonio
The legendary first Buscus match where Fruity became the first ever Buscus champ

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Nuffkins vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
Wow! What a contested match. over 17 minutes, which is long for this game. But in the end Nuffkins rejects the hug twice and completely refuses the third. Fruity goes down 1... 2... 3...

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Okay! As already stated there won't be a show this week.

But seeing as the show has gone on for a LONG time at this point I'd appreciate if you all chime in and let me know your favorite matches, storylines and/or moments in general. I want to compile a kind of highlight's list to make it easier for potential new people to find the stuff that really stands out and get into it more easily. Just post it all right here if there's anything!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The Face vs. Lotus match from last week was real good I'd say.

The match from last season where DCB could have won if she ever stopped punching her opponent in the face is another I can recall offhand.

The 8-man brawl that actually ended with someone winning could be good for novelty's sake.

My inability to concentrate on a single tab for long kinda keeps me from really following the storylines, so can't help there sadly. :(

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
All right! After a week long break we are gonna have us another show at the usual time.
This week the Z1 Climax will begin! You can also vote on who gets to face Awesome Kong

What is the Z1 Climax, you might ask. Well, you might be familiar with the G1 Climax. It's an annual tournament NJPW holds, it features two separate blocks having their own round robin tournaments (meaning everyone within a block will face everyone else in that block) and at the end the winners of both blocks face each other in the finals. It's usually one of the best times in wrestling any given year and guess what, it's going right now! It started last weekend and will last all the way to the middle of August. It usually features around 20 people total, but there have been more, and as few as 12 people once. Which is also the mount of people that have entered the Z1. All competitors are listed below!

Block A
Fruitsniffer
Toad
Kylo Ren
El Catire Arrecho
Dash Rendar
Thundercat Chris Pine

Block B
Freddie Hope
Palpatine
A tree
Lotus Aura
The Majestic Goat-Man
Lore Convoluter

Z1 Tournament matches will take place under specific rules.
There will be no count-out and a time limit of 15 minutes (which so far, we have only very rarely exceeded)
Winning a match will grant 2 points while a draw gives 1 point to each wrestler in the match. Losers, of course, get nothing. Below are our Night 1 match-ups, featuring Block A.



Of course, we'll still have our regular matches happening, so the full match-card is, as always, below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs.

#2 Singles Match
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. DCB

Scene: Hugrule Warriors strategy meeting, wishing luck to Fruity and Catire, Link glad to finally get another shot to defeat Palpy, the holder of the Triforce of Power.

#3 Z1 Climax A-Block
Kylo Ren vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#4 Z1 Climax A-Block
El Catire Arrecho vs. Toad

#5 Z1 Climax A-Block
Dash Rendar vs. Fruitsniffer

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/lgUIGWodNRr2jcGn1 vs. Bootleg Awesome Kong

#6 Bunny Championship :3
anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins

#7 LP Superstar Championship
Link vs. Palpatine (c)

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

IGgy IGsen posted:



#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs.


I can't wait to see the Masked Man manage to lose to a blank ring! :P

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Erainor posted:

I can't wait to see the Masked Man manage to lose to a blank ring! :P

Huh, funny, I forgot to put the name there. Even funnier is that I forgot who I actually put in that match. Let's let it be a surprise for all of us!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Match 1: Masked Man vs. IGgy for the Buscus
Match 2: Kara the Punch Wizard vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Match 3: Kylo Ren vs. TCP (Z1 A-Block Match)
Match 4: El Catire Arrecho vs. Toad (Z1 A-Block Match)
Match 5: Dash Rendar vs. Fruitsniffer (Z1 A-Block Match)
Intermission: DCB vs. Bootleg Awesome Kong
Match 6: anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins (c) for the Bunny Title :3
Match 7: Link vs. Palpatine (c) for the LP Superstar Title

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #34 - Let's Put Forth Wrasslin Awesomeness!

Maigius: Let's Put Forth Wrasslin Awesomeness!

Match Card and Results posted:

All right! After a week long break we are gonna have us another show at the usual time.
This week the Z1 Climax will begin! You can also vote on who gets to face Awesome Kong

What is the Z1 Climax, you might ask. Well, you might be familiar with the G1 Climax. It's an annual tournament NJPW holds, it features two separate blocks having their own round robin tournaments (meaning everyone within a block will face everyone else in that block) and at the end the winners of both blocks face each other in the finals. It's usually one of the best times in wrestling any given year and guess what, it's going right now! It started last weekend and will last all the way to the middle of August. It usually features around 20 people total, but there have been more, and as few as 12 people once. Which is also the mount of people that have entered the Z1. All competitors are listed below!

Block A
Fruitsniffer
Toad
Kylo Ren
El Catire Arrecho
Dash Rendar
Thundercat Chris Pine

Block B
Freddie Hope
Palpatine
A tree
Lotus Aura
The Majestic Goat-Man
Lore Convoluter

Z1 Tournament matches will take place under specific rules.
There will be no count-out and a time limit of 15 minutes (which so far, we have only very rarely exceeded)
Winning a match will grant 2 points while a draw gives 1 point to each wrestler in the match. Losers, of course, get nothing. Below are our Night 1 match-ups, featuring Block A.



Of course, we'll still have our regular matches happening, so the full match-card is, as always, below.

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. IGgy
IGgy gloriously defeated The Masked Man. All Hail IGgy

#2 Singles Match
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. DCB
Kara defeated eternal crowd favorite DCB :(

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors have one of their trademark "Strategy Meetings", hyping each other up for their matches

#3 Z1 Climax A-Block
Kylo Ren vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
No matter how many phenomenal forearms Kylo throws, TCP wins with the Styles Cl... Scratching Post!

#4 Z1 Climax A-Block
El Catire Arrecho vs. Toad
Toad reverses Catire's clothesline from hell into an FU2 and takes the win

#5 Z1 Climax A-Block
Dash Rendar vs. Fruitsniffer
Holy crap! Fruity just did a 619 followed by a hug to make Dash tap!

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Bootleg Awesome Kong
DCB kicked some rear end! And won.

#6 Bunny Championship :3
anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins
It was more competitive than anyone thought but Nuffkins still stood tall at the end

#7 LP Superstar Championship
Link vs. Palpatine (c)
Palpy managed to get Disqualified for using a weapon. Link was not pleased

Scene: Link calls Palpy out for getting DQ'd and challenges him to a Ladder Match at the next PPV, The Wall of Golden Stuff

Z1 Standings:


nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Lyrics Playing gently caress With Announcers

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Next show will be on Saturday at the usual time match cards are stacked, and probably PPV sized because we'll do both blocks in one night after the next PPV. The Wall of Golden Stuff. Given that this is LPFWA's "premier" PPV it makes sense that there's going to be a lot of matches. Both Z1 Blocks as well as a match for every title. But let's do one thing after another...

You can vote on our bonus match again. Kong has been defeated so you can choose an opponent again. If you want to you can let me know if you want a specific opponent to choose from for future polls.

And as always, here's the card!



#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Woolsey Smythe

#2 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus

#3 Hardcore Tag-Team Match
Garbage Team vs. Konami Kouda and Kara the Punch Wizard

#4 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lore Convoluter

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos de Luna vs. 3rd Street Sinners (c)

#6 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. a tree

#7 LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/d8rp1KvWIul3plsV2

#8 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Nuffkins (c)

And here's the current standings of the Z1



No real upsets so far, but it's bound to happen sooner or later.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
It is now canonical that basically the entire LPFWA Women's roster is better than Ersatz Awesome Kong, and that is... amazing.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen



1st Match: The Masked Man (c) vs. Woolsey Smythe for the Buscus
2nd Match: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus Aura (Z1 B-Block)
3rd Match: Garbage Team vs. Konami Kouda vs. Kara TPW
4th Match: Freddie Hope vs. Lore Convoluter (Z1 B-Block)
5th Match: Los Borrachos vs. 3rd Street Sinners (c) for the Co-Comm Titles
6th Match: Palpatine vs. a tree (Z1 B-Block)
Intermission: Majestic Goat-Man vs. Minoru Suzuki
7th Match: D the Destroyer vs. Nuffkins for the Bunny Title :3

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #35 - Long Puroresu Fights Win Audience
Z1 Climax B-Block Night 1.

Match Card and Results" posted:





#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Woolsey Smythe
Masked Man finally beats his own losing streak by overcoming Woolsey, who was the one who forced the Buscus on him in the first place

Scene: All right, so... Masked Man rambles something about Plan D, DDD, not dicks etcpp. And then he takes off his mask. So do you remember Pyroi from Season 2? That's him now. Somehow he captured himself in Masked Man's body???? Ah well. Do you also remember the guy who lived in Pyroi's belly in Season 2? He's still here and Pyroi is evicting him... through his mouth into what was formerly the masked man. That's real. That happened.

#2 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus
Goat is beaten after being hit with a Cutter. Some weird transitional move.


#3 Hardcore Tag-Team Match
Garbage Team vs. Konami Kouda and Kara the Punch Wizard
Judging by the odds of the bets no one was surprised that Kara and Konami took the win

#4 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lore Convoluter
Freddie won, but not without Lore hitting Fred with his own finisher.

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos de Luna vs. 3rd Street Sinners (c)
Okay, so the finish his hilarious. Goat, who's finisher is the MGM (A Cutter), tags in Bone Pimp, who then does a cutter and goes for the pin to win immediately.

#6 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. a tree
They almost wrestled to a draw but in the end it was Palpatine who beat the tree by pinfall

#7 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Minoru Suzuki
When you think of "Capitalist Goat" vs. "Sadist Grandpa" you don't think of capitalism reigning supreme on top of Sadist Grandpas corpse. But it happened. Goat somehow won, very convincingly

#8 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Nuffkins (c)
This one is a future highlight. Back and forth, hard fought. Elevating the loser almost more than the winner... But Nuffkins won.

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Flamander who still hasn't chosen a challenger for next week's Title defense. Based on D having beat him before and his performance in the match just now he chooses to wrestle D the Destroyer for the LPFWA Title next week at the Wall of Golden Stuff.

And here's the current standings of the Z1



Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Holy poo poo, I actually won again? I had just assumed that I was going to be the Buscus for the rest of time at this point.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I've been a bit busy during the last few G1 Undercards

Inspector Jane (crow)


Harvey Birdman, a Superhero turned lawyer (Lokistarwind, who also contributed Loki for Season 2)


The Brutal Baroness (Enchanted Hat)



Then we've also finally turned Masked Man into Pyroi from Season 2, aka King Dedede

Had to make some concessions, as you'll see once we head into our first match, because that robe is entrance only.
This has also been a thing that was supposed to happen at some point from the start. It was in fact in Masked Man's character bio in the (publicly viewable) submissions.


We've also turned Masked Man's maskless husk into an edgy dude putting the guy who was living inside Pyroi's belly in Season 2 into Masked Man's empty body. Just so I don't have to lose a guy and also get an excuse to tweak them slightly to make them lose less.


Aside from that I got suspended from Twitter for saying "Kill all TERFs" then doing a flip and a single crotch chop. That'w mostly what's been going on in my life.

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
This week, LPFWA will fight at the Wall of Golden Stuff at the usual time. This show will be enourmous. There are 13 matches. three Z1 Matches for each block, six Title Matches as well as one extra match thrown on top. This will be our longest show yet, likely exceeding three hours. (the longest one before that was 2 hours, 50 minutes)

Due to the size of the card there's no bonus match.

Z1 Card:



Match card for WOGS:
#1 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Third Street Sinners (c)

#2 Z1 A-Block
Toad vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Kawaii Championship
Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c)

#4 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. Lore Convoluter

#5 LP Superstar Championship (Ladder Match)
Link vs. Palpatine (c)

#6 Z1 A-Block
Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

#7 Tornado Tag Match
Dreamland Express vs. IGgy and ???

#8 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lotus Aura

#9 Bunny Championship
Tommy Wiseau vs. Nuffkins (c)

#10 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsniffer vs. El Catire Arrecho

#11 LPFWA Women's Championship
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Valerie Easton (c)

#12 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. a tree

#13 LPFWA Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander (c)


Current Z1 Standings

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