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Hattie Masters posted:Oh poo poo LPFWA is back! Oh hell yes. Now we just need to get flamander back and the two legendary saviours of the moon and probably the universe will be back together. I almost feel a bit bad for being responsible for a sale of 2k18 though. 2k, where's my paycheck?
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Get in friends: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Show starts in 15 minutes.
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God, this is the first time this season getting drunk. Please don't report me for dunk posting. This post isn't that bad. Anyway, here's the results: #1 Buscus Brawl Lotus Aura (c) vs. Dash Rendar Lotus gets most of the offense in but Dash wins by countout #2 Conspiracy theories or something anilEhilated vs. Woolsey Smythe anil blows up a ghost #3 Bunny Championship :3 The Masked Man vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) Goat-Man won by pinfall, but holy crap, it took multiple MGMs outta nowhere and a superkick in mid-air to take The Masked Man out. #4 NBD FEMALE TAG GET IN THE RING BOYS JK ITS GIRLS HAHA DivineCoffeeBinge and Valerie Easton vs. Rara and Lady of the Lancet Val puts the Kiss of Death on Rara and pins her. This is also DCBs first ever victory. But clearly, it doesn't count if it's not a singles match #5 LP Superstar Title Match Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) Two count-out victories in one show? Thundercat wins dishonorably #6 Number 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Championship Toad vs. Emperor Palpatine Toad defeats Emperor Palpatine in a hard-fought match. They exchanged F-U-2s and Imperial Powerbombs. Palpy didn't whip out the Galactic Elbow, though. #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe A tree vs. Roman Reigns Wow, that was a long match. But all that happens when a dog pisses against a tree is that the tree falls down on the dog and ouch. A tree wins.
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 Well, that's a rap.*wrap *reasdkf Well, anyway. I got through this show soloGood matches. You wouldn't believe me if I told you that LPFWA are the only times I really get drunk. Plus I never had hangover. i got chokeslammed thorugh wa wiskyhleki8 llove u well, I got chokeslammed through cinammon shots.But that doesn't quite have that same ring to it. Man, I'm gonna eat some pringles now. I think I have to make my self some spring rolls nowBecause I don't have an entire loving salami to powre thorugh And it might have been stupid but I just took a piss and decided to hop on one leg back to my chairI didn't fall That means I'm superior to you. Look at my works ye mighty.and despair. I drank three quarters of a bottle of Dos Mas.And I can still hop on one leg to my chair. What's your excuse? So, I put the bottle back in the fridge and found a few beers.So that's what I'll drink now. I donJ't even like beer. But I have it so it's gotta go. Man, I feel like making some ravioli, now. Gosh, I can't believe the stupid poo poo my 2017 self would do... What a drat moron Can't wait till we're back on earth and I get access to alcohol again instead of these drat razorblades.
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Nov 19, 2017 01:29
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 Uh, excuse me? Why is it only about cats with you? Don't you have anything to say about my movie career? I was in Wonder Woman, dammit! That tunnel vision is why I'm still LP Superstar champion and you're not!
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"I don't watch the 'MCU'-" (*GASP*) "-movies, as I believe they're called. To be frank, your cat-itude is the most notable thing about you."
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You didn't see Hell or High Water? We got nominated for Best Picture and I got to meet Jeff Bridges! I'm gonna have him sign my belt next time I run into that dude.
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"Feel free to faff about with your friends, I've got work to do and people to save."
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Defiance Industries posted:
Read this twitter thread: https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/905395734928691202 Those are two wrestlers engaged in a feud. Feud of the year 2017, no contest.
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 I think we have clearly demonstrated that Ladies Tag Matches are awesome, and so there should be Ladies Tag Team Belts.  Except if we do that I might never get a singles win. Hmm. Ah well, I am sure IGgy will do whatever is good for the business once he sobers up! You know what helps you sober up, IGgy? COFFEE!EDIT: Also I love how the AI making dumb decisions and having a character just run around wherever and taunting at inappropriate times is actually just perfect for DCB, whose hyperosity can always just be explained away by the caffeine rush DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Nov 19, 2017 |
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P.S. HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS FEELING OF NOT BEING DEAD WHEN THE BELL RINGS WOW IT IS AWESOME
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
 That's the feeling of deep magic. I'm very happy that I could allow you to experience winning. That rascally rabbit may have landed more than her fair share of hits, but my potion worked marvelously. You see what a little "teamwork" can do? Just you, me, and the strength of a thousand people. Lady, I have a feeling you and I are more in tune than we might think (and I'm not just talking color scheme). After all, not many people can face Hurricane Val in all her potion-enhanced glory. We should discuss philosophy sometime. Maybe over... coffee?Val returns to her locker. Tucked inside is a folded coffee sleeve with something resembling her name written on it in black marker.
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 I am sorry for your loss, Lord Sidious. I regret my failure. If only me and Face weren't watching RWBY I could've assisted in some form. Speaking of which, I think it went well? Face kept bursting into laughter even during non-comedic scenes. When we were finished, he remarked that I "have unusually good taste in comedy for a Sith". I don't know how to feel about that.
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VolticSurge posted:
 *inhale* Calming breath in... *exhale* Calming breath out... *inhale* Calming breath in... Calming bre--gently caress it    God, what was my therapist thinking? This is MUCH more relaxing!
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Congratulations, you said the magic words! Well, word. I always said coffee was magic, after all.
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 : Hello? Anyone around? No? Good.: Log number, I don't remember anymore. Used to have a system to keep track of them, a system comprehensible only to genius such as I. Then I mistook timer for a remote detonator. Ears ringing, lost count.: Anyway. Ahem. Yesterday was a success. "Ectoplasm" sample obtained and safely secured, potential for use in explosives limited but I have not yet given up hope on being able to walk through walls yet. Escape from anywhere, anytime. Potential.: No news regarding the conspiracy yet. A lesser detective with a lesser mind and a lesser grasp on reality would probably strike ghost from the list of suspects. Not I. After all, a ghost could easily be in two places at the same time.... : Uh... Couldn't it? Note to self: need to read up on ghostonomics. Another disturbing development: saw the catman fight. From the distance cannot judge if ears are the ones wrongfully stolen from me by entirely involuntary surgery. Need to get closer. Ideally with a scalpel. Coated with C4.: World's greatest detective... Out!e: Out of character, I'm really sorry I keep missing the stream. Schedule is a bitch.
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode 3 - Let's Provide Freaks Wrestling Anywhere (Twitch VOD) The Match Card: IGgy IGsen posted:Match Card for hopefully this Saturday Before the show... DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
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The results... posted:Scene: IGgy tells Lotus stuff that's probably all bullshit, I dunno. But he tries to get Lotus fired up for the match against Dash. IGgy IGsen posted:
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So... we are enemies now! Know that I will bring to the ring the precision of ten years as a surgeon and neuropathologist, the petty malice of 15 years of medical academia and the concussion knowledge of countless head trauma research projects!~
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Meanwhile...  Ugh. Simply being in the ring with him made me feel as unwashed and unclean as he was. At least he didn't do anything too strange.Woolsey goes mop the ethereal sweat from his brow. Where did my handkerchief go?e: Poor Woolsey, down 0-2 so far.  Great job on his entrance by the way!
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Oh man, LPFWA! Form's been filled. Flam is back in action!
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 So, Face... Yes, boss? You've noticed some of the really weird people here, right? To be perfectly honest, you're gonna have to be more specific than that, sir. I mean, weird like the guys you and that Sith kid fought for the title, the guy with skin like tree bark and the other guy that gives me ghost vibes. I didn't know you could detect ghost vibes, sir. Well I didn't watch Ghostbusters for nothing! Well actually I only watched II. Nobody will pay for the rights for a good movie, I'm noticing. Anyway, there was that one lady too, with red hair, talks backwards or some poo poo like she's possessed. What's the deal? Well, you're right in them being... well, weird. Apparently Hell-Ena is an actual demon. An... actual demon. Yeah. And tree bark guy? An actual tree. A... walking, talking tree. Yep. And Woolsey is... well, I don't know for a hundred percent sure, but everybody's pretty much convinced he really is a ghost. So... a demon and a ghost. And a talking tree, yes. Hmm... HOLY loving JESUS NIPPLES! Face, what the actual gently caress?! What's wrong? I seem to remember there being a ghost last time and you didn't freak out. Yeah, but that was just one ghost! One odd thing, and it took months to show up! We've just started here and we've got like three in one week! And more are probably on the way! Jesus Christ, Face! What are we going to do about it, sir? Face, these are drastic times. I've been in negotiations with people back on Earth, just in case I was right about there being supernatural things afoot, and we got the go-ahead. Kadorhal, Inc. is going to officially sponsor a lunar F.E.A.R. squadron. "F.E.A.R.", sir? It stands for... Alright, I couldn't quite get the rights to the name. We're going with it meaning "Face Encounter Assault Recon" for now. It's something meant to deal with the supernatural poo poo that's clearly going on here, and you're leading the charge. A squad named after me? Well, better that than being named for everyone in the squad... speaking of, who do I have to work with? Uh, yeah, actually... well, it's not really a "squadron". When I said you're leading the charge, I meant you're the only one here to lead the charge. Mute guys who can slow down time are hard to find. Or negotiate contracts with, for that matter. Surprising, I know. ... So, business as usual. Well, I mean... well, more or less, yeah. I mean, if you suddenly find laptops littered about the building, I can magic-hack my way into them to read out unencrypted text files detailing top-secret and highly illegal projects going on behind the scenes or something, but actually fighting - or I guess wrestling - the spookhouse poo poo? That's all you, my man. Well and whoever the booking forces you to work with, not like I've got any say on that. Yet. I'm glad to hear you have so much... faith, I guess, in me. That's the... eh, shouldn't say "spirit", don't want to jinx it. One's probably coming up the pipeline next week or so, at this rate. You do you, friend, make the original team that has no idea either of us exists proud!
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Time for the next show Click here for the exact time Next up will be our first "PPV". Of course, no one actually pays anything for it. It's just a bigger show and as a rule every title (except The Buscus) Is defended there. Just for fun you can try and predict match outcomes here Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c) Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) Match #3 - Blatant Filler! Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena) Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c) Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash! Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c) Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c) Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe LPFWA vs. The Universe This one will be voted on again. Now let me actually talk a bit about who our very own might face. 1v1 Regular vs. Brock Lesnar is a legitimate shoot fighter and known for throwing people around a lot. As of late he became more known for doing, like, six suplexes and one F5 and then gently caress-off into the sunset. But hey, it's Brock Lesnar. 1v1 Regular vs. Bailey is one of the so-called Four Horsewomen and partially responsible for the Women's Revolution in WWE. Her gimmick is she likes to smile, be wholesome and hug people. 3v3 Tornado Tag vs. Bullet Club All-Stars: The Bullet Club is one of the better known Factions in Wrestling right now. Its Founder and first leader was Prince Devitt, who became known as Finn Balor in WWE later on. He was succeeded in Leadership by AJ Styles who in turn abdicated to Kenny Omega when he left for WWE. Having these three in one team at one time is not likely to happen. 4v4 Elimination Tornado Tag vs. NJPW Great Four: In New Japan Pro Wrestling there are four major factions. First up the unaffiliated faces, for which Hiroshi Tanahashi functions as a representative. To oversimplify it, Tanahashi is NJPW's John Cena only he's universally beloved. Then there's Chaos, led by Kazuchika Okada who has multiple six star matches under his belt. Two of which he had with Kenny Omega, leader of the Bullet Club, another one of NJPW's factions. The Bullet Club, for the very most part, is composed of Gaijin i.e. foreigners to Japan. Finally, there's Los Ingobernables de Japon led by Tetsuya Naito. NJPW is very particular in its booking and the factions don't typically team up with one another.
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*on the phone* *beep* *beep* "Oh, hello? Did I reach IGgy's office? Oh, yes, yes, it's Dr. Ham talking. Can I talk to him? Oh, uh, it's about vacation days, I was going through our contract and- oh, alright, I'll hold." *time passes* *more time passes, until-* "Yes, I'm still here! So can I- what? I get time off when he feels like it? That's uh... And there's another appointment already?? Who... Didn't I treat him recently? Though that day is kinda hazy... Alright, yes, yes, that was all. Thank you for your time."*closes phone with a sigh*
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 I'M AWAKE! ...okay, how long was I out? ...HOW LONG!? And I have another match in the PPV? And it's a tag team match? Alright, who am I teamed up with? ...well, he seems like a nice man. Let us bring death to our enemies!
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Just because I'm a major Hollywood celebrity and the LP Superstar Champion doesn't mean I'm too good to fight opponents like A Tree. You'd certainly think 'oh wow, that's Chris Pine, there's no way he has time to wrestle A Tree!' but actually, I love wrestling so much I'll even wrestle him. Just like you loved me in Wonder Woman, you're gonna love my second successful title defense. And this cat? He's not gonna get stuck in that tree... he's gonna chop it down. Meow.
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Chris Pine vs A tree: The match all the moon's lumberjacks have been waiting for
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So, an all-mask brawl. I like it, it's appropriate. Although I gotta say, I especially like the taller guy's mask... seems familiar, somehow. Now, what would be a good strategy... I've got it! Ren can quote lines from RWBY out of context! He gets to feel like a teenager's idea of a badass, they'll be distracted from laughing too hard so I can sneak up and smash 'em. It'll be perfect!
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 This is going to be my moment; the moment I show the world that I truly am da best. YOU HEAR THAT MARIO!? I. WILL. BE. DA. BEST!
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I've got a few I can use. They include:1."It's not about why. It's about knowing." a line I still don't understand honestly. 2."I want to be a normal girl *awkward pause* with normal knees" 3.*shudder* This is a quote from Taiyang 4."Time to claim the power that was never yours." 5. "Let's start this off...with a Yang. *Revolver Ocelot finger-guns accompanied by a wink that can't be seen because mask*" Those are the ones I have at the top of my head. VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Nov 23, 2017 |
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All right, the bonus match of this show as per your vote will be... You can still get in predictions for the entire show here if you want. Right now there's no prizes or anything. In the past I used to gift the person a steam game of some value (usually 10 or 15 bucks) but steam gifts between different regions have gotten worse somehow and it might not work between certain price regions now so that's dead. So for the time being they are strictly for fun, I suppose.
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I'm feeling pretty good about Dash's win, everyone. I mean, I stopped updated his LPFWA Wikia page, but I'm pretty sure he's never won a Buscus Title. He's not just some regular jobber, no. Dash is the Jobber's Jobber. He's the Jobber other Jobber's aspire to be. This last match just goes to show. Sure, it was a countout, but Dash is a professional. He knows the rules. He knows how to play by them and when to break them. That countout win was pure Dash, man. This next match? Looking at the voting, it seems people think goatse will win, but I know better. The Goat Man has been around the block, but has he been around the LPFWA block? This match is gonna go one of two ways: Dash is gonna blow him out of the water, or Dash is gonna throw the Goat Man a pity win. Why? Well, Dash is just that kinda guy. If the Goat Man can prove himself, he'll give him the bump. You know who's gonna wind up being the LPFWA Champion, though? It's gonna be Dash. His star is shining, I'm telling you. It's on the rise. That Buscus match proved it. IGgy is gonna try to stop it, but Dash can't be stopped. He just keeps coming back, bigger and better.
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Blind Sally posted:Dash is the Jobber's Jobber. He's the Jobber other Jobber's aspire to be. He's Jobber the Hutt?
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There is a tree standing tall in the middle of a field. There is a note nailed to its trunk. It reads: You are mistaken, Chris. You shouldn't worry about getting stuck in my branches, you should worry about being smashed if/when I fall. I already established my dominance over a dog, I can without a doubt crush you.
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All right, friends. We're going live with Anime Showdown in 15 minutes! https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
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Scene: Jeff Lyfe, some guy I picked up from the side of the road hosts the show and goes through the matches. Then interviews D and Masked Man. Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c) oRa 66 take the win Scene: Freddie Hope and Flamander enter the ring through the crowd and announce that they are gonna be the very best tag team, like no one ever was. Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) When a cat-man and a tree meet and the tree falls on the cat, the tree wins Match #3 - Blatant Filler! Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer Ham submits to Hug Lyfe Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena) Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c) Hell-Ena retains the Kawaii title Scene: Jeff asks IGgy about him booking Dash for a title match and about Fred Hope and Flamander. IGgy hopes Goat-Man kills Dash and confirms that Hope and Flam have signed with LPFWA. As if there was ever any doubt. Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash! Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff (Dash won, fucker bled, though) Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c) Nuffkins proves why he's LPFWA champion and defeats Toad Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c) Last time jumpy-chan made a big entrance and a debut she lost immediately. This time she won! Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe Team LPFWA (IGgy, Fruity, Palpy, Masked Man) vs. Team NJPW (Tanahashi, Okada, Omega, Naito Palpy gets eliminated first... but then nothing happens for a while until all the NJPW guys submit to Hug Lyfe Match #666 Iggy vs. Jumpy for the LPFWA Shoot Fight Title Jujmpy as Sting vs. Iggy as Cactus Jack .sting wins, gently caress. I tried. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Nov 26, 2017 |
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Go,Team... er, KF? FK? Really need more people so we can make a proper acronym that doubles as our team name. Anyhoo, it's our first successful title defense! You know what that means! Time for me... to burst into song! How do I get this karaoke thing to work... *tinkering noises*...there we go. Now, *clears throat* let's do this! *begins to sing I May Fall but horribly off key and at earsplitting volume due to his mask malfunctioning*
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