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New Here? Don't worry, there's a lot of show to watch so it's okay if you skim through the results /synopsis of each episode, just jump in at a place that seems fun. Here's a couple links for the hell of it. Highlight Matches (for entire matches) Clippamania #1 and Clippamania #2 (some clips, be wary of spoilers if you care) GIFs of the show (just some gifs, really) Hello friends! Welcome to LPFWA! Wooo! It's time for you beautiful people to tell me what characters to make (or make one yourself if you have WWE 2k18 on PS4) and then they'll lay the smack down on each other in wrestling matches with wrestling storylines and everything. Isn't this just too sweet? If you're confused feel free to scroll down below to the FAQ in the second post. If you have more questions feel free to just ask in the thread. [ LPFWA Arena ] [ LPFWA Network ] [ Sign-Up Form ] [ Discord ] [ Prologue Video ] [ Matches/Roster/Title History ] [ Roster Pics ] [ Icons ] [ Entrances ] The meaning of the acronym LPFWA and with it the episode title is determined anew every show in the stream chat. The person who came up with the respective acronym will be named in parentheses. Episode #1 - Look! Periodically Funny Wrestling Again (Trizophenie) Episode #2 - Let's Pin Fruitsniffer Without Alacrity (Zanzibar Ham) Episode #3 - Let's Provide Freaks Wrestling Anywhere Episode #4 - Anime Showdown Look! People Fighting! Where's the Alcohol? (Zanzibar Ham) Episode #5 - Look, Palpy Forces a Win Again (yerpalhal) Episode #6 - Leaps, Punches, Flips! Wrassling Action! (yerpalhal) Episode #7 - Lotus! Palpatine! Flamander! Wrestlers All! (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #8 - End of the World Losers Prepare Fireworks; Winners Asplode (Rather Watch Them) Some stats and figures from the first two months of this run. Episode #9 - Link Partners Fruity, Wrestles Ages (yerpalhal) Episode #10 - Lucha Perros Find Winning Awesome (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #11 - Lousy Path Finding Wastes Aplenty (Zepyhr) Episode #12 - MONDAY NIGHT RAW Legit Player Flamander Wormed Again (Tevery Best) Episode #13 - Ladies' Plan Foiled; Witch Again! (Rather Watch Them) Episode #14 - Lotta Powerful Flips Win Adoration (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #15 - Lacerations Proliferate From Worm! Awesome! (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #16 - Sacrific-E Lovingly Punching Fervently Wrestling Attackers Episode #17 - Losers Pinned For Wrestling Amusement (Zephyr) Episode #18 - Look! Pilot Flammando Winged Angel! (Zephyr) Episode #19 - Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. rear end! (nine-gear crow) Episode #21 - Ladies Pummeling For Whiskey-addled Administration (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #22 - Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict (Deathmaster780) Episode #23 - Lout picks a Fight With Angle (YerPalHal) Episode #24 - THE BIG SHOW Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily (Deathmaster780) Episode #25 - Longhorned Player Finishes with Attitude (Deathmaster780) Episode #26 - Loss, Powerlessness, Failure, Wrestling, Angst (YerPalHal) Episode #27 - Link Pineapple Face Withstands Anything (ZephyrWhisper) Episode #28 - BEACH PARTY - Lousy PlayStation Ffffffffffffailure, Wrestling Aborted (nine-gear crow) Episode #29 - Loving Pride For Wrestlers Anywhere Episode #30 - Ladies Pummeling Faces While Airborne (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #31 - Look! Pros Fear Wrestling is Anime (YerPalHal) Episode #32 - HELL - Little Punk Flamander Worms Again (FelinoidSA) Episode #33 - Anniversary - Lotus Promotes Flipping a Whole Afternoon (ZephyrWhisper) Episode #34 - Z1-A1 - Let's Put Forth Wrasslin Awesomeness! (Maigius) Episode #35 - Z1-B1 - Long Puroresu Fights Win Audience Episode #36 - WOGS + Z1-AB2 - Legends Pulverize Federal Woman Agent (nine-gear crow) Episode #37 - Z1-AB3 - Largely Purple Flamboyance Willfully Annihilated (Sel Nar) Episode #38 - Z1-AB4 - Lumbering Pugilists Filled With Aggression (Zanzibar Ham) Episode #39 - Z1-AB5 - Lotus Powerfully Fails Wrestling Action (Deathmaster780) Episode #40 - ALL OUT - Lips Pressing For Warrior's Advantage (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #41 - Leather Princess Foils Winning Action (nine-gear crow) Episode #42 - Lotus Pushes for Winning Anime Episode #43 - Lackey of Palpy Fucks With Attorney (Deathmaster780) Episode #44 - Hall of Buscus Lasers Perforate Flying Wicked Aerialists (DivineCoffeeBinge) Episode #45 - Let's Perform Finishers With Alliteration (Action Shakespeare) Episode #46 - Lore Procured For Wayfaring Announcers (Action Shakespeare) Episode #47 - Ladies, Pin! Forever Wrestling, Always! (Rather Watch Them) Episode #48 - PUMPKIN SPICE WRESTLING - Let Pimps Fall With Animosity (Action Shakespeare) Episode #49 - L-bows Punish Frantic Wrestlers Asses (Felinoid) Episode #50 - Local Police Force Wasted Again (Rather Watch Them) Episode #51 - Laudable Pros Freely Waste Asses! Episode #52 - FIGHT THE POWAH! Let's Pleasurably Finish (this) Wrestling Adventure (Deathmaster780) Easy Use this handy google form. Go on, click it! To have all your submissions in one place we'll be using a google form. This will make things easier for me to keep track of all character submissions from both brands (SA and lp.zone, though, there are no plans to present them as separate entities in the show.). I'll still ask you to leave a post in the thread just so I know it's you and I have a reminder to check form submissions. If you wanna change your current gimmick you can just drop that in the thread or contact me privately some other way if you want. First of all, have a look at the characters we already have this go around so you can get an idea of what this is gonna be. Here's our entire current roster Why am I doing this to myself again? "Much like being a fan of the real thing, WWE 2K18 is often more of a chore than it is fun. Hilariously, yet tragically, I still find myself hoping it'll be better next time." -Nick Valdez, Destructoid "Despite the series' ongoing strengths, this year is a royal stumble." -Mitchell Saltzmann, IGN "This series has always suffered from its fair share of glitches, but they're especially egregious and plentiful this year." -Richard Wakeling, Gamespot "Anyone will have a good time on WWE 2K18, with its fast-paced, brutal and addictive action." - Daniel Cutts, The Sun "this is quite easily the worst of the series so far, i find absolutely no pleasure in it and can by no means recommend it to anyone." R3Y on Steam "2K must be going for some kind of record in most games published without doing QA." -Bocc Kob on Steam "sad game" -Alice'' on Steam "No Custom Story mode AGAIN? Now I'll have to use someting external for the story bits for LPFWA, what the gently caress?" -IGgy IGsen, right here, right now. Oh yeah, we're doing this baybay!!! IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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Below is a description of the titles. If you're interested in current champions and title history view this spreadsheet and select the Title History tab at the bottom. LPFWA Championship The major title of LPFWA's men's division. The original belt was stolen a few years ago so this plastic replica is now the major belt. In case something happens to it we have a ton more because they are basically merch but no one wants to buy it because it looks so cheap. LPFWA Women's Championship The major title for the women's division of LPFWA. It is was vacant due to a lack of competition until a tournament for the belt was held (Episode 21). The introduction to this title did not go as smoothly as was hoped because somehow we split into two timelines. I don't even know what's going on anymore. LP Superstar Championship The men's minor title. Some say it's become more prestigious than the LPFWA Championship because it gets defended more often and is not made of plastic. But don't listen to them. Kawaii Championship The women's division minor title, though, technically, since there is no major title this is the actual major title??? Can't wait for there to be enough women in LPFWA to get them a proper belt, like the LPFWA Women's Championship (Which eventually got introduced). The Co-Commentary Championship It's called co-commentary title for some reason but don't be fooled, it's actually a belt for wrestling in a tag team, not commentating over matches. The Buscus Championship This belt is unique in that it is not awarded for being a winner, but for losing. The match for the Buscus opens every show. The loser wins the honor of opening the next show as well. Black's Title This title is defended under 24/7 rules and doesn't require a sanctioned match. Hell it's probably not even a sanctioned Title. This means it's always on the line, even if your cat is sitting down on you. If a ref is around they can count the 1-2-3 and your cat is new champion. This probably happened at some point. Specifically, it's earned by defeating the person holding it without question, not by winning a match necessarily. Bunny Championship :3 It was introduced as a punishment for crimes against bunnikind. It has no real rules associated to it but it is defended at every show. It's kind of a reverse Buscus belt in that it gets awarded to winners. What the hell is LPFWA? Glad you asked! LPFWA (orignally Let's Play Forum Wrestling Association, but the meaning of the acronym changes every single show) is an E-Wrestling Federation. Essentially it's like pro wrestling only even more fake! The acteurs on the stage called LPFWA are YOU! Yes you! Whether you submit a character or are simply part of the crowd. Your Custom Wrestlers I will make for you will duke it out. Of course, it wouldn't be pro wrestling without the storylines! There's storyline bits between some of the matches to help you pick your favorite and sometimes just have a laugh. It's a thing I did twice before and although there is a continuity you don't need to sit back and watch all past shows. Due some time having passed since the end of last "Season" we'll all jump into the middle of something because sometimes you stop watching wrestling and then come back years later. This incarnation will be run in WWE 2k18 Is... Is this a roleplay? What is going on in this thread, I read the OP but I do not understand. People in the thread are encouraged to act in-character between shows. Gives them something to do and makes for some fun reads too. General rule is it's not canon until proven otherwise. Or it's canon until proven otherwise? I don't even know anymore. Just have fun! Ah okay, I'm not interested in Wrestling, though. Well, you don't have to be. But it probably helps. Have it be known that I did the first two LPFWAs with the attitude that wrestling is bad (except Lucha Underground). Just bad. I've recently grown an actual appreciation for it, though. So I guess I now actually like wrestling. Wait what? I thought WWE 2k18 didn't have a story creator. That is true, we won't be able to use a story creator this time. Instead the stories will be told in short faux visual novel segments made in RenPy. Wrestling is an anime anyway, we're merely bringing it to its logical conclusion here. While this format is a step back in some ways (lack of 3D animation) it lifts quite a few of the arbitrary restrictions the garbage Story Creator last seen in WWE 2k14 had. Aside from that it's basically the same but in 2D and even more anime. Okay, I assume you have a rich and detailed lore. Do I need to know any of it Nope. As already mentioned earlier, there's a time skip since the last episode that happened. Even if you're familiar with either of the previous "Seasons" most of what happens will be new to you. This way we can have a nice facade of the show having gone on since 2013! (It's canonically 2027, three years have passed since the end of the previous season, which was about two years ago. Don't question it). If you really wanna read up there's a summary of things that happened in the next post. All right, so how fake is this fake wrestling. Are the outcomes predetermined? No they are not. There are no plans to rig the outcomes despite the pre-recorded nature. I'll just use the first take. Mainly because there won't be a second take. Yeah, you heard that right. Matches and story segments will be pre-taped this go around with the actual commentary and interactive part being done live on stream. This is more of a necessity than a design decision. It's to make sure story segments integrate nicely and won't be me drunkenly trying to play a visual novel part while setting up the next match that is supposed to happen only to accidentally pick the RAW arena instead of the LPFWA arena (maybe I'll do it on purpose, though). This however, also allows me to improve the show in other ways that would be unthinkable if done completely live and I don't have to constantly do stuff on stream to make sure everything works. Do I have to be a Let's Player to join? Of course not. Cool, let's do this! Thrilled to have you! You can be a part of the LPFWA Universe (tm) in one or more of several fun ways! 1. Most obviously, you can submit your character for me to make (or make your own). To do that use the character submission form also found earlier in the thread. 2. There will be parts in the show where fake ads will be displayed for flavour, you can make one of these. As long as it's in good taste and not some dumb forums meme I don't understand because I'm old I'll use it. Just make sure it's 300 x 100) 3. I'll provide small icons of headshots for your characters, allowing you to act in character in the thread. That was really fun last time! While these can't always become canon I'll make an effort to collect all of them by ripping off what crow did/was gonna do for his unfortunately abandoned TEW2013 LP: I'll collect them all in a single post! 4. Occasionally your votes can affect the show. Determining the type of an upcoming match, participants and maybe other things 5. For bigger shows there will be a prediction game. Unlike last time there's no prizes due to steam games being no longer easily giftable between a lot of countries. So for the time being it's just for fun. Maybe we can work out something cool as a reward eventually. 6. Just watch the stream, have a good time and interact in the chat if you want. Your reactions will help shape LPFWA after all... 7. ... it's all about the acronyms! LPFWA orignally stood for Let's Play Forum Wrestling Association, but that was a long, long time ago. It stopped being true after the very first episode. The acronym has changed every episode since then as a result of someone in the chat coming up with a new meaning for the acronym LPFWA. These will be used as episode titles. 8. There's probalby more small ways I can't think of right now. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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Worry not, the below is a lot. It's just to give you an idea of what this is. No one expects you to know all of LPFWA Lore. In fact, you don't need to know any of it. Part 1: The Kliq pictured above: Chicken Chicken Chicken CHICKEN! 18th June 2013, 08:37 PM. The thread for the original LPFWA goes live after IGgy drunkenly recorded some video for something with Junpei Hyde and Schir Junpei showed them VGCW. IGgy's thought was: "This is boring as gently caress and yet amazing, I'll buy WWE 2k13 off amazon right now and do the same thing myself". And because I'm a colossal idiot, when the game actually arrived, I did that thing myself. As talent gathered the show took on a form much more similar to VGCW than what LPFWA turned into later. There was no commentary except for the ingame voice tracks. Which I'm sure put their educated feet to got use. Hell, in the beginning there wasn't even music. But in the small community called Let's Play Forum dot net, a clique mostly consisting of SA members, it gained traction. It lasted until 1st December 2013. The final episode is not canon because Vince McMahon buys LPFWA and fires everybody and then rocks fall and everybody dies. Notable storylines and moments: - IGgy claims he's too drunk to fight and has his life-long buddy BNF take over almost all of his matches - Kadorhal allegedly refused to tag in Mecca Prime during a tag team match, starting the longest running feud in LPFWA history. This started the "gently caress you Kad" movement among the fans.. In the final episode it turned out that that was Kadorhals evil twin brother, Ladorhal and Kad and Mec reconciled to fight for the Co-Commentary championship one last time. pictured above: Kad and a gently caress You Kad sign. - Black holding the Nameless Belt for almost the entire duration of the season until purposefully pitting himself against three foes. And even then he didn't lose the first time, reality could not comprehend Black losing and shut down (soft locked the game). The second time he managed though. That's right, Black is so good he needed two tries to lose to Dr. Rath on purpose. The belt was known as Black's Title from this moment on and Black himself was never seen or heard from or again. - Junpei Hyde turned into an anime by re-enacting a scene from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. Then she lost immediately. Ouch. - Some morons (IGgy and Punchy) claimed that they had a third man for... whatever. That third man turned out to be some famous youtube guy with a million Binding of Isaac videos. It was kind of a wet fart. - Frosty the Dragon committed Reficide for real. Like, a referee actually died because he kept attacking him. Which prompted the United Referee's Association featuring Referee Joe, brother of the killed referee, to hunt down Frosty. Attempting his revenge Ref Joe was heavily injured when Frosty broke the ring by superplexing Joe. Ref Joe went on to tattoo himself, grow his hair out and a beard. He then managed to defeat fruity in a Hell in a Cell match at the Toxx Party PPV, cut his hair, shaved is beard but didn't remove the tattoos. - Cyrekk was forced to compete for the Buscus, a belt that is obtained by losing to determine the worst of the worst. Refusing to do so he assumed the persona of Not Cyrekk. Everybody saw through the disguise though and soon Cyrekk and Not Cyrekk were book as a tag team to expose them. Surprisingly, Cyrekk and Not Cyrekk actually showed up together, only the mask of Not Cyrekk was donned by someone different every time they were forced to be in the same place at the same time. Part 2: Something Awful This Way Comes On 5th May 2014 LPFWA opened doors again to celebrate its ten year anniversary in 2023. Don't worry about this not making sense for now and just roll with it. Ten years had passed and the anniversary of the foundation of LPFWA drew close. It made everything very confusing because the beginning of LPFWA wasn't exactly ten years in the futurepast. The Anniversary aired on 23.05.2015 about a month less than ten ye- I mean... IT WAS TEN YEARS OKAY! Anyway, this time talent from the Something Awful dot com forums entered the ring and the show now had commentary and got many of its other trademarks, though, I couldn't tell you what those are. But basically LPFWA found its identity. Notable storylines and moments: - A tournament for the Vacant LPFWA Championship was held. Sterv won it by ripping and tearing through his competition. - During the above tournament somehow Loki was replaced with Punchy, who lost earlier, by the game. Yeah, not me. This was a legit shoot. Or bug, if you wanna call it that. This started the Standgate scandal. Because someone from chat said Punchy was Loki's stand or something? I dunno. It caught on and anilEhilated swore to expose Standgate. Punchy, of course, admitted to being a Stand despite that not being true which made the investigation difficult. In the end it turned out Punchy just knocked out Loki during a brief power outage before the match started to take his place. - Dash Rendar and Galen Marek engaged in the most awkward romance ever. Neither of the two had any experience with romance and struggled even to hug each other. They required the assistance of Fruitsniffer to learn more about hugging. Eventually it worked out but now they're broken up I think??? I don't exactly follow this kind of stuff too closely. - After Dash Rendar somehow stole all the food on the moon there was a food crisis in LPFWA. At the International Food Throwdown PPV BFC and Frosty had a Pizza match to create infinite pizza to solve said crisis. They did so, we now have a pizza vortex and we can just take a slice from an infinite selection of different types of pizza. - Oh, by the way, LPFWA is on the moon. - Matches against WWE Legends are introduced as bonuses after shows. The first one was John Cena, which defeated many of the strongest warriors LPFWA had to offer until Junpei Hyde gained John Cena's respect by defeating him in a Flaming Tables Match, winning the WWE Championship. - Zore, a garish neon ninja, gets massively over as the Buscus Champion. Him constantly losing must be very relatable? Eventually Zore changed his moveset and... he beat Junpei for the WWE Title. - Lazyfire and Immortan Joe REALLY hated anime, apparently, and so decided to hunt down the animes of LPFWA. But eventually it turns out they like anime because wrestling is anime and become friends. But at the end of the Anime PPV tragedy strikes! Emperor Palpatine runs over Lazyfire's Lomo with Lazyfire inside. Ten times. Fuckin' ded. It wasn't the first time Palpy did this but... the first time he at least didn't do it ten times. That was a bit excessive. Pictured above: Immortan Joe after witnessing Lazyfire's limo being crushed ten times. - At the Burn Down the Sandcastle PPV Palpatine threw IGgy in a pit in an efford to take over LPFWA and turn it into SLW, his own promotion he wishes to revive. What really happened was that IGgy went on vacation and Palpy just did what he wanted in the meantime. This culminated at the SLW Revival PPV. When Palpy put everything in motion to have him and his goons win all titles in LPFWA. Palpy even cashed in the defunct money in the bank briefcase after Fred Hope and Flamander finished their championship match. Thankfully, Flamander discovered that he can transform from a bootleg Sentai into a real Sentai Hero and killed his plan dead. After that LPFWA returned to normal because IGgy returned from vacation and as a punishment Palpy was forced to do the interviews IGgy did until that point. Pictured above: The lovely LPFWA header image made even shittier. - At the same show Lazyfire also returned as a force ghost. Probably worth mentioning. - The Raranomicon :3 happens. Rara won the rights to be at the helm for one episode and there were bunnies everywhere. Rara fed special cupcakes to everyone that gave them bunny ears and made everyone adore bunnies :3 She did all this to draw out Bun Bun, living in a castle close to the LPFWA arena. It worked. It may have been coincidence because Bun Bun came over to complain about all that noise. Or maybe the cosmic bunnies did it. Who knows? - At the Toxx Party PPV IGgy has to take one sip from his drink from every Suplex Aurora performs. It was 93, I think. Fuckin' ded. - A sledgehammer got a pinfall victory over Triple H. - Dr. Rath wrote his name onto the moon with a death ray. - During Lpfwamania the moon is hurled towards the sun by an extremely powerful Auroraplex SX and everyone gets their braingearz turning to find a way to remedy the situation somehow. Eventually Fred Hope and Flamander decide it would be wise to use lesser suplexes to counter the momentum because another Auroraplex SX would probably break the moon in half. It worked. We're headed back to earth... and that brings us to... Part 3: Coming Home You might find us throwing around weird words sometimes. The wrestling business comes with a lot of specific terms, a lot of which have their origins in carny speak. But just to make sure you know at least most of them here's a small list. Kayfabe: To stay in character and pretend that wrestling is real. This used to be a 24/7 deal where wrestlers would pretend to be their personas every waking minutes of their lives. This has been loosened considerably with the dawn of the internet and a general better understanding of how the business works. The Business: We in the Business call the pro wrestling business The Business. Killing the Business: Concerns of the business dying due to wrestling not being portrayed as realistic and/or legitimate. It's what old out-of-touch has-beens say happens when The Young Bucks do flips. Or when Kenny Omega wrestled a nine-year old. Or when Chuck Taylor threw an invisible hand grenade. Or when Kota Ibushi wrestled a blow-up doll. Or when Mae Young gave birth to a fully grown human hand. Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry was the father. That actually happened. Gimmick: The persona a wrestler portrays. it's common for wrestlers to change their personas multiple times throughout their carreers. Often but not necessarily associated with a turn. For instance, Roman Reigns gimmick used to be that he's part of The Shield, then his gimmick was that he's a manufactured successor to John Cena now his gimmick is that he's a manufactured successor to John Cena who is part of The Shield. Face: A "good guy" wrestler. The crowd is supposed to cheer for them. When they boo them instead we call that a Roman Cena. Heel: A "bad guy" wrestler. The crowd is supposed to boo them. When they cheer them instead we call that either bad character work or way too loving over as a face. Turn: When a wrestler changes their alignment from Heel to Face or vice versa. Usually specified as "face turn" or "heel turn" Being Over: A wrestler is considered over when they are accepted by the crowd in their role as a face or heel. It's not unheard of, that someone is so over as a face that they get cheered even after turning heel, which is undesired. Promo: A segment during which one or more wrestlers speak to the audience or address another wrestler to build interest in a match or feud. Crowd Pop: Positive crowd reaction signified by sudden loud cheering. This is the reaction a face is supposed to illicit. Heat: Negative crowd reaction or more accurately, being despised by the crowd. Either due to being a heel or due to being Roman Reigns. Heat is not exclusive to the crowd, though, it can also take place between two performers or between the performer and the promoter and also their mothers. Cheap Heat/Pop: An easy crowd reaction. Most common example would be to compliment some local sports team to get cheered, or calling the audience idiots for boos. Not necessarily looked down upon but Smarks pretend to hate it to feel better about themselves. Mark: Someone who thinks wrestling is real. Recently has become more of an insult wrestlers will throw at fans on twitter if they disagree with them on anything related to wrestling. Smark: A "smart" Mark. Sometimes also called an Internet fan. It's somebody who is aware of and interested in the workings and happenings of the Business. Some claim they are contributing to the killing of the Business. Shoot: Intentionally going off script. Usually breaking kayfabe. Can show itself in actually attacking another performer, intentionally injuring somebody, cutting a different Promo than intended, usually to bury another performer or in fact the promotion itself. Botch: This is a normal word, isn't it? Describes when a move or spot goes wrong, possibly injuring somebody or misspeaking/stuttering during a promo. Work: The opposite of a shoot. When everyting goes according to plan. Worked Shoot/Botch: A planned event that is supposed to appear as though it's a shoot or a botch. And there's probably a lot that I forgot. There's many weird terms in the Business. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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by me by Fruitsniffer IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Cool, I'll start working on these as soon as I can (I'll be back from work in about 12 hours). I'll be dropping pics of them in the thread before finalizing them so you can make changes and/or I can tell you how possible it even is to make what you wanted.Pyroi posted:I can't wait for the first 30-minute long match where the wrestlers just reposition a ladder 80 times every minute. Hey, the AI got slightly better about that... but it got worse in other aspects.
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Okay, I sent in a character idea. I've started work on a couple more but this is the first I'm willing to show. Meet Toad. It's not actually a mushroom cap but an afro with red circles painted on. Well, they are mostly round, I tried my best. There's some cool character ideas so far, keep em coming. Hopefully I'll be able to fully flesh out and crank out some more over the weekend. Once we have a large enough roster ready we'll have our first show. With some of the poo poo that I've seen happening in the game I honestly can't wait. EDIT: Nvm, here's another one: The Majestic Goat-Man IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Strange Forest posted:I submitted a tree One of the worst ideas I've ever heard. This is as good as it's gonna get Also: A little note here: I'm not going though these in order and I'm not rejecting anybody (yet). The only reason that'll straight up make me reject a submission is if I think it's in bad taste or supposed to be a bad joke. Like, say, if you wrote "a tree" in the appearance field on the form. Then again, I just did that, so... IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Oct 28, 2017 |
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VolticSurge posted:OK, submitted my guy. And I've got an idea for a lady wrassler if needed down the line. Kylo Ren: This is probably the closest I can get. No way to put a hood over that mask, unfortunately. Jaguars! posted:I don't know any either, so I just made some notes on the fighting style I want and a name for a finisher. Lady of the Lancet: These are the biggest glasses that don't morph in weird ways. Why they made the frames of glasses morph to facial proportions is not something I know but it looks incredibly stupid so I went with the safe option. If there's any changes that need to be made let me know. Here's two more. Tolvie: El Catire Arrecho: Ideally, I hope to be able to run the first show next weekend. I'll be announcing more once I'm able to actually make that call. After this initial set-up I'd ideally be able to run a show every week or every two weeks.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:that was embarassing No that was good! You won that one in our hearts. I can also give you an actual Starbucks logo this time instead of a weird combination of shapes meant to resemble a Starbucks logo because you can import graphics.
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Bliss Authority posted:I can't wait for my Breakfast Cult character to get rejected from the League. Konami Kouda: Your pic only showed the upper body. If there's anything tragically wrong with the bottom half let me know and I can fix it. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Divine Coffee Binge: Just like she never left. I'll probably change the proportions of the starbucks logo because it looks a bit squashed despite me adjusting it already. Then there's Nadira: (CAW made by jimmydalad) E: Here's a mirror of a spreadsheet I use to keep track of what's left to do https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1stuFfSvZAtdKccq49DLElSvWgjXBjwtN0r6BLCcHuYA/edit?usp=sharing
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I'm back, baby! I'm back and ready to caffeinate anyone and everyone shut up and take this coffee IGsen drink it like a man Oh, thanks for reminding me to provide the little mugshots for people to threadlarp with. Gotta get on that at some point.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Also can I just note that the fact that you still have the adorable bunny avatar makes me smile. Oh, right, that happened in the same episode where DCB almost won a match! Since the thread has no real content yet (I've worked on CAWs since the game came out on 13th October, and some other stuff even before that, prep work is much more than for the previous seasons) why not take a little look back? Let's check out how I got my current avatar, among other things. It happened during The Raranomicon :3. The episode was written by Rara who won the rights to book an entire show. Since she's on the writing team anyway she also pretty much wrote the entire thing on her own. She even provided nice assets for me to adorn the stream with. And drew a match card :3 It was called Raranomicon :3 by me because that was my nickname for Rara on Skype at the time. Now I don't even have Skype installed anymore. The story revolved around Rara giving cupcakes to everybody and the people who ate them mysteriously grew bunny ears. In the end it turned out she did this to summon BunBun, a bunny lady. At some point DCB had a match against Rara herself. Up till that point DCB had never won a match, but the crowd was rooting for the Starbuck's Underdog every time. Maybe today would be the day... Then the game broke as it looked like DCB was about to win. Oh no At the end of the show we usually have LPFWA wrestlers face off against wrestlers from real promotions. Zore, another wrestler famous for losing a lot went into the ring with none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin in this match. I missed half the match because I was busy getting myself a new adorable bunny avatar :3 And now you know about something that happened at some point! EDIT: Mmmh, new talent! anilEhilated lost weight since last season Right is the entrance attire. There was a request for a bathrobe over normal clothes but unfortunately it's no longer possible to do this as a match attire (most clothes that have physics won't allow that) For some reason glasses also make it so a lot of hats can no longer be equipped, while a lot of headgear morphs the shape of glasses in weird ways. (That black belt thing is a fanny pack with the pack part in the back) Also, though she's been made for a while I forgot to introduce Hell-Ena It's jimmydalad's character made by jimmydalad. I'll probably focus more on getting everybody ready for a first show before I crank out more CAWs. Movesets and entrances should be done soon. And once the entrances are ready there'll be a video with all of them. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Oct 31, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 20:53 |
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All right! Time for the first show! Here's the exact time when it'll hopefully happen. It's possible that I'll have to delay it if the prep work I still need to do takes longer than expected. Match Card is below: Match #1 - Buscus Brawl IGgy (c) vs. Fruitsniffer Match #2 - Extreme Rules The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham Match #3 - Singles Match El Catire Arrecho vs. Lotus Aura Match #4 - Singles Match Toad vs. Schir Match #5 - Lightbulb Match (more conventionally known as "Ladder Match") Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge vs. Nadira Match #6 - Kawaii Title Match Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda (c) Match #0 - LPFWA vs. The Universe You get to decide! Here's a poll to determine who LPFWA will face And here who will represent LPFWA If the trios match wins the three LPFWA wrestlers with the most votes will make it. I'll probably close the polls some time on Friday. OH, and I should probably mention that whoever you select as a opponent will be fought until they are either defeated or have defeated all of our guys. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 22:11 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Fruitsniffer, you can avoid the Buscus! I believe in you! And in Hug Lyfe! Thanks for reminding me to make and upload all the icons again! https://imgur.com/a/GTmx9 (link is also in the op.)
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 00:22 |
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Jaguars! posted:This should be a walk in the park compared with the average meeting of the faculty biomedical ethics committee! And yeah, I can add that logo to a jacket but unfortunately not to signs.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 23:44 |
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All right, polls are closed. The Bonus Match for tomorrow will be: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Asuka rip DCB. If DCB CAN beat Asuka somehow we'll move on to a new opponent but since DCB is kind of known for losing a lot and Asuka is Asuka we'll probably have to throw another one of our wrestlers at Asuka next time. But I do hope for a miracle. DCB! We believe in you!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 00:16 |
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Hey yo! It's time. We'll go live in 15 Minutes, my friends! https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 22:46 |
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Results Below Match #1 - Buscus Brawl IGgy (c) vs. Fruitsniffer IGgy submits to the Hug Lyfe, Fruity takes the win Match #2 - Extreme Rules The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham Dr. Ham did it by reversing Masked Man's finish into the Spine-O-Cracker Match #3 - Singles Match for the Bunny Championship El Catire Arrecho vs. Lotus Aura El Catire Arrecho takes the Bunny Championship off of the newly minted/cursed champion Lotus. Lotus got in a nice dab, though Match #4 - Singles Match Toad vs. Schir Toad basically kicks out of everything like it's nothing end then pins Schir Match X - Backstage Brawl for Black's Title Nadira vs. Terara Fluffybottom Nadira kills Rara. I'm sorry Rara Match #5 - Lightbulb Match (more conventionally known as "Ladder Match") Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge vs. Nadira Things happen with the ladder and everybody refuses to interrupt the attempt to change the lightbulb but it gets interrupted anyway, somehow despite taking forever. Then Nadira just takes it[/url] Match #6 - Kawaii Title Match Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda (c) [spoiler]Konami gets in two Demon Banishing Uppercuts against Hell-Ena, but it was not enough. Hell-Ena takes the win and with it the Kawaii title Match #0 - LPFWA vs. The Universe DivineCoffeeBinge vs. The Undefeated Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka. You tried, DCB, you tried. Maybe some day. Pre- and post show: in-character thread banter will be immortalized in the "update post" once the YT vod goes up tomorrow. Keep it tight, folks!
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 00:52 |
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Episode #1 - Look! Periodically Funny Wrestling Again (Twitch VOD) (Episode title courtesy of Trizophenie) The video description has timestamps and everything. It's still processing currently, in the meantime you view it through the twitch link in a somewhat lower quality. If you wanna submit a character don't hesitate, Character submissions are still open. The official match card: IGgy IGsen posted:All right! Time for the first show! Here's the exact time when it'll hopefully happen. It's possible that I'll have to delay it if the prep work I still need to do takes longer than expected. Before the show... (Keep in mind that none of this is canon until proven otherwise by the show itself, but it is a fun read in any case) DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Fruitsniffer, you can avoid the Buscus! I believe in you! And in Hug Lyfe! Fruitsniffer posted:Thanks, DBC. Just because I was the guy who "won" the belt the most times last season, doesn't mean I plan on doing that again this time. No matter what happens though, I'm sure Iggy and I will be able to hug it out in the end, even it will have to be a bear hug. VolticSurge posted:I cannot wait to meet Lord Sidious! He is to thank for Grandfather turning out the way he did. Shame he keeps such...distasteful company. That Rendar character reminds me too much of Kadorhal posted:Alright, first match in a couple years... I'm probably a bit rusty. God knows the stuff I was wearing at the end last time is. I don't even know how that's possible when there really wasn't anything that could rust. Maybe it's moon-rust. I should practice a bit. Let's see, I was using... Hitlers Gay Secret posted:I'M DA BEST! Zanzibar Ham posted:"So my first patient is The Masked Man? I see there's no mention of a problem area, which means this must be a-" *cracks knuckles* "-full-body work-over." Jaguars! posted:This should be a walk in the park compared with the average meeting of the faculty biomedical ethics committee! Bliss Authority posted:My first match shall be against a pawn of eldritch powers? How appropriate. jimmydalad posted:Grawwr rawrrrr rooooaarrr! Grrrr raaaarr roaaarr!!! Wrooooooo grrr grwwwl roar!! Awrr. (I am not Eldritch! I am Demonic! Your flesh shall be delicious!!! Bitch.) Dragonatrix posted:It was just lying there, on the ground... It had a doctor's name on it... so why did that bearded man say I own it now? That doesn't even make sense! I was trying to return lost property and now I have to fight someone...? Blind Sally posted:The camera pans across a starship parking in the lot behind the LPFWA headquarter. It's sleek, black, and cool--all the descriptors a six-year-old would use to describe a starship. It's also covered in rust and garbage. It's the Outrunner, Dash Rendar's other ship. Purchased when he had a surplus of money, it's now the only thing he owns after having to sell the Outrider due to a shortage of money. Suffice it to say, his LPFWA career had not worked out. His final appearance on the show had tanked his reputation, sending all of his business ventures spiraling into ruin. (After finding out that DivineCoffeeBinge has to face Asuka) DivineCoffeeBinge posted:....oh Jesus I'm gonna die so hard it comes through the PC and breaks my nose anilEhilated posted:Is that thing working? It's gotta be working. So much lost, so much forgotten. What's the ticking sound? I know you're out there! Oh, the light is on. Ahem. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:AnilEhilated! What happened to your kitty ears they were the best!! anilEhilated posted:Surgery. Not voluntary. They said it was a spontaneous nerve-condition triggered growth but that is clearly just an excuse. They were on it. All. You might be on it as well. Shame. I was about to warn you about the ticking package in the middle of the cofee storage but I am not going to. So there. Real shame. I appreciate a good set of neurotic tics. Results (this is where you'd ordinarily watch the show before going on): Match #1 - Buscus Brawl IGgy (c) vs. Fruitsniffer IGgy submits to the Hug Lyfe, Fruity takes the win Match #2 - Extreme Rules The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham Dr. Ham did it by reversing Masked Man's finish into the Spine-O-Cracker Scene: Lotus Aura approaches IGgy, admitting to being responible for bringing an new championship into circulation by putting Black's Title on Rara via shady means. The cosmic bunnies punish Lotus by giving him the Bunny Championship. Uh oh! IGgy doesn't really show any sympathy. Match #3 - Singles Match for the Bunny Championship El Catire Arrecho vs. Lotus Aura El Catire Arrecho takes the Bunny Championship off of the newly minted/cursed champion Lotus. Lotus got in a nice dab, though Match #4 - Singles Match Toad vs. Schir Toad basically kicks out of everything like it's nothing end then pins Schir Scene: Rara wakes back up and wonders why she has Black's Title. Ref Joe explains the situation but also takes his job way too seriously. Then Nadira comes and asks Rara nicely to give her Black's Title but as the curse of Black's Title demands violence is necessary. Match X - Backstage Brawl for Black's Title Nadira vs. Terara Fluffybottom Nadira kills Rara. I'm sorry Rara Match #5 - Lightbulb Match (more conventionally known as "Ladder Match") Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge vs. Nadira Things happen with the ladder and everybody refuses to interrupt the attempt to change the lightbulb but it gets interrupted anyway, somehow despite taking forever. Then Nadira just takes it Match #6 - Kawaii Title Match Hell-Ena vs. Konami Kouda (c) Konami gets in two Demon Banishing Uppercuts against Hell-Ena, but it was not enough. Hell-Ena takes the win and with it the Kawaii title Scene: Dash Rendar announces proudly that he's found LPFWA. He's closing in on the Moon in his ship, the Outrunner, trying to defend his actions from the end of his last stint to Leebo. Match #0 - LPFWA vs. The Universe DivineCoffeeBinge vs. The Undefeated Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka. You tried, DCB, you tried. Maybe some day. Zanzibar Ham posted:"We had a good session today. I believe you'll agree we had major progress! But remember, this is a process. There's no quick fixes. Talk with my secretary and he'll schedule you in for your next appointment." Vanderlyle posted:Catire and arrecho are both venezuelan colloquialisms, where catire means blond, and arrecho can mean either mad/angry or badass. So the fact that you can see he’s neither angry or blond is perfectly fitting for my mental image of the character. Coñazo, which is part of the name I gave the finisher, is a strong hit or impact. Jaguars! posted:hmph... ...Perhaps there's more to this wrestling thing than there appears. I don't see why they call themselves professionals though, it's semi-skilled work, or a trade at best. Some guy even told me it's just a job to him! Bliss Authority posted:"I underestimated my opponent and unleashed my ultimate technique too soon. Clearly I need more training - if I want the next time we meet to go differently." Rather Watch Them posted:Now that All Hallow's Day--and my phantasmagorical week-long bender--has concluded, I'm now free to return to my plan of total moon domination. Like the ebbing tide before the storm, I have lied in wait for my debut, and now the time has--Oh, hold on... Sorry, my coven-buddies want to know about lunch? Most of them are vegan, but I think we can settle for pescetarian--I would kill for some good sushi right now. Good sushi, okay? ... Great. Where was I? DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Okay, phew. I think I'm mostly conscious again. Did you know Asuka can kick your soul right out of your body? I know, right? I didn't either! But all of a sudden BAM, there I was, floating above the moon, watching my body sleep. Which was kinda strange, as it hasn't done that for something like seven weeks... Rather Watch Them posted:Foolish whelp, you know not the power with which you are tampering! Such potent conjuration is not for the realm of mortals! Mathwyn posted:
DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Ooo, you're going to have to stay up pretty late if you're going to do all the reading you'll need to get caught up. Here, drink this. Mathwyn posted:Ah yes. Coffee, drinking, sleeping. All things that I still do as a living, breathing person. Zanzibar Ham posted:"You seem to be suffering from an acute case of Monochromaticism, I suggest you arrange an appointment with me post-haste! I'll crack some color out of those bones." Mathwyn posted:This? No its just stage makeup you know? Things always look different on film. Besides, medical help is about a century too late at this point 'doc'. anilEhilated posted:The ghost does present a peculiar dilemma in performance in an essentially contact sport in a state of being corporeally challenged. The implications are intriguing, need to obtain a bit of ectoplasm, maybe with a cunningly concealed container. Naturally, the option the ghost is merely pretending cannot be discounted. Or the option of a ghost pretending to not be a ghost so badly he actually reveals his ghostitude. Or a non-ghost pretending to be a ghost so badly he reveals his nonghostitude. But why would he lie? Is he on it? Is a ghost a he? Kadorhal posted:In the fifteenth abandoned room with a Goldberg nametag off to the left, Face is currently struggling with connecting various wires to a TV while talking into a phone. Dragonatrix posted:Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no... Pyroi posted:Hey, doc? That full-body workover...it really did wonders for my back. Thank you. Kadorhal posted:
jimmydalad posted:!em htiw etepmoc dna yrt ot hguone hsiloof yna tiawa ylregae I !sehctam eht lliw os erofereht dna gnidnenu si regnuh yM .ecalp tsrif eht ni ytinutroppo siht pu em gnittes rof slaem ym morf deraps eb llahs yggI !noititepmoc fo eman eht ni em ot dereffo eb lliw taht slaem ynam eht ot drawrof kool I ,noipmahC iiawaK eht ma I taht woN .snamuh fo hself eht morf hceeps fo mrof emos deniag evah I taht smees tI - (It seems that I have gained some form of speech from the flesh of humans. Now that I am the Kawaii Champion, I look forward to the many meals that will be offered to me in the name of competition! Iggy shall be spared from my meals for setting me up this opportunity in the first place. My hunger is unending and therefore so will the matches! I eagerly await any foolish enough to try and compete with me!) Vanderlyle posted:“Excuse me, I’m new to this wrestling thing, (not fighting though! just wrestling, I’m super experienced with fighting) and I don’t think I was told about any Cosmic Bunnies, or that the belt I’d be fighting for was cursed, is this normal?” IGgy posted:Don't worry about the bunnies. They only curse you if you commit crimes against bunnikind. Such as not hiding easter eggs, eating rabbit, not cuddling bunnies encountered in the wild, not respecting the bunny code and declining cupcakes. VolticSurge posted:
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 12:51 |
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Valerie Easton arrives. Description in the submission said blue-black color scheme. I decided to be subtle with the blues. But they are everywhere. I can dial em up a bit if desired, though. I also added more of the Trading cards to the album: https://imgur.com/a/F9PMR
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 01:55 |
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Woolsey Smythe is here! a 1920s movie star. Who's not a ghost. Stop asking. Also is black and white because color wasn't invented in the 1920s yet. This part was not requested but I felt it was obvious. (Also, everyone elses Trading Cards are here, I just didn't post all of them in the thread https://imgur.com/a/F9PMR)
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 00:49 |
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Wow, you people are nuts. I didn't expect you threadlarp quite this much! (Don't stop, though) I just added all that to the update post. It's now very huge. Maybe I should think of some better way to handle this in the future. Maybe I'll just repurpose this post later on to feature all that, I dunno. Next episode is in the planning stages. Currently. As I said at the end of the first episode I'm not gonna guarantee a weekly schedule for the sake of my own sanity (first episode only took me an estimated 100 combined hours with everything that went into it). But maybe it'll work out that way, who knows? IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Nov 8, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 01:08 |
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Don't worry, it's probably ketchup. FPzero posted:You could stuff it all into an SSLP testpost to save thread space. I considered that but I really prefer wasting space and bandwidth like it's an SSLP... But despite not being that big a fan of putting stuff behind links (for no good reason in particular) I'll probably end up using the test poster.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 00:51 |
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All right, I got a match card for most likely this saturday at a time you can find you can find out by clicking on these words. #1 Buscus Brawl IGgy vs. Lotus Aura (more punishment for crimes against bunnikind) #2 Triple Threat Fruitsniffer vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham #3 Bunny Championship The Majestic Goat-Man vs. El Catire Arrecho (c) #4 Feeding the once greatest jobber to a newbie Schir vs. D the Destroyer #5 Tables Match Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton #6 Co-Comm championship match Face and Kylo Ren (billed as oRa 66) vs. Woolsey Smythe & a tree (c) #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe Whoever you vote for most vs. Asuka
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 22:44 |
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All right, friends. We're going live in 15 minutes! https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 22:44 |
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#1 Buscus Brawl IGgy vs. Lotus Aura (more punishment for crimes against bunnikind) IGgy squashes Lotus. Didn't even try. Scene: Konami demands Black's title from Nadira. She thinks it's evil or something. #X Backstage Brawl Konami Kouda vs. Nadira Konami double superkicked Nadira into the lockers, rip #2 Triple Threat Fruitsniffer vs. Toad vs. Dr. Ham Toad friggin F-U-2s Fruity onto Dr. Ham and crawls onto fruity with his last bit of strength for the pin, holy poo poo! #3 Bunny Championship The Majestic Goat-Man vs. El Catire Arrecho (c) Catire Arrecho loses despite twerking before the match. Goat-Man is the new Bunny Champion :3 Scene: Dash Rendar tries to fool IGgy with a really lazy disguise, trying to get a job. IGgy obliges, vowing to make Dash job to Lotus next week. #4 Feeding the once greatest jobber to a newbie Schir vs. D the Destroyer Schir Determination (tm) is not enough to go against D the Destroyer #5 Tables Match Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton Val gets powerbombed through a table Scene: Palpatine introduces Kylo Ren to the world while also trying to shill his own stuff. #6 Co-Comm championship match Face and Kylo Ren (billed as oRa 66) vs. Woolsey Smythe & a tree (c) After a hard fought battle Kylo Ren puts Woolsey Smythe down with two Starkillers and another random high flying move #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe Hell-Ena vs. Asuka The undefeated Empress of Tomorrow is undefeated no more. Hell-Ena earns the win
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 00:44 |
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode 2 - Let's Pin Fruitsniffer Without Alacrity (Zanzibar Ham) - (Twitch VOD) The Match Card... IGgy IGsen posted:All right, I got a match card for most likely this saturday at a time you can find you can find out by clicking on these words. Before the show... VolticSurge posted:Hello, masked man. I see the powers at be have decided that we should be paired up...which explains why the Vanderlyle posted:“Lo siento, señor hombre-cabra, but the cosmic bunnies say they know my secret, and I don’t know what will happen if I lose the bunny belt, so I can’t let you take it” Mathwyn posted:A tree!? A tree! What is this codswallop? Rather Watch Them posted:I've heard that all regulation LPFWA tables were formed on a ley line. I would love to tap into that energy, if only something to break one open... or someone. Zanzibar Ham posted:"My sincerest apologies, I have no idea how you two got double-booked for the appointment. My secretary will be getting a scolding, have no doubt about it!" DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Oh hey! IGgy! We have enough female performers now for us to have tag teams! We should have tag teams, IGgy! I'm not just saying this because it's a way to possibly get me a win that doesn't involve me being in the ring! I just think tag teams are cool and good! Kadorhal posted:Sweet, another man with some form of face-concealing mask for me to team up with! ...Although, why do I get this strange sense of dread regarding my first tag match of the season...? Weird. Danaru posted:So, Phantom Space Man, it looks like you'll be assisting me with my debut! Let's show the crowds a battle befitting of two masked men of JUSTICE! Strange Forest posted:There is a tree standing in a field. A breeze blows a note from its branches. It reads: Kadorhal posted:Alright, just about showtime... gotta get ready, let's check everything. Gasmask? Cool. Hat? Gone, and good riddance. Identity? Still a mystery. Completely. And totally. Alright, we're good to go! Ren, buddy, you ready? Put that loud metal of some of variety on pause, we've got a tree and a ghost to show who's boss! The Results: IGgy IGsen posted:#1 Buscus Brawl After the show... Kadorhal posted:Well, that hurt... A lot. Not quite sure why I'd be expecting it not to, though. Still, not all bad. We won, and we're champions now! And Ren invited me to watch that "ruby" thing too, which could be a fun evening... assuming the show itself's not as edgy and grating as that song, I guess. I mean I get liking that sort of thing... when you're thirteen, maybe... but hey. Zanzibar Ham posted:"Woah.... Err... Great work. We made.. Progress... Come back.... No quick fixes... Gotta lie down... for second." Rather Watch Them posted:Tolvie, you... are much taller in person. Thankfully, your bomb powers have inadvertently awakened a new facet of my water-based sorcery. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I know how you feel, believe me. Here, try this special pain-reducing coffee. I developed it after... was it the seventh time I got suplexed? Something like that. Mathwyn posted:I would've hoped that the events just witnessed would refute any claims I am a ghost! Could a ghost interact physicaly in the ring like that? I think not! Unless they were cursed by a gypsy woman that they won't know rest until they are famous in the ring of honour, but that would be completely ridiculous! See? Not a ghost. VolticSurge posted:So, we won. I must admit that masked man is pretty capable. He will make a fine nine-gear crow posted:...Read the card. Dragonatrix posted:Look, I know there's some people questioning what happened last night and it's simple. Raramuffin posted:Wow, Lotus, you got destroyed out there. You let Iggumz beat you? >:3 IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Nov 15, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 15:22 |
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Match Card for hopefully this Saturday #1 Buscus Brawl Lotus Aura (c) vs. Dash Rendar #2 Conspiracy theories or something AnilEhilated vs. Woolsey Smythe #3 Bunny Championship :3 The Masked Man vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) #4 NBD FEMALE TAG GET IN THE RING BOYS JK ITS GIRLS HAHA DivineCoffeeBinge and Valerie Easton vs. Rara and Lady of the Lancet #5 LP Superstar Title Match Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) #6 Number 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Championship Toad vs. Emperor Palpatine #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe LPFWA vs. The Universe With Asuka defeated we need to vote on a new opponent, as well as challengers. If a Tag team or Trio is elected as opponents the our Top 3 will be going up against them.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 01:28 |
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Defiance Industries posted:Already the LP Superstar champion and its his first match? I'm so proud. Congratulations on becoming LP Superstar Champion! You don't even know what he looks like yet, though. There's exactly zero cat costume parts aside from ears... Hell, I'm pretty sure some of thes parts don't even belong to cats (tail is entrance only due to the game being dumb) If there's changes you want I can try to make them happen. This is the most patchwork cat-costume I think is possible, though.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 01:46 |
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Hattie Masters posted:Oh poo poo LPFWA is back! Oh hell yes. Now we just need to get flamander back and the two legendary saviours of the moon and probably the universe will be back together. I almost feel a bit bad for being responsible for a sale of 2k18 though. 2k, where's my paycheck?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 15:32 |
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Get in friends: https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Show starts in 15 minutes.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 22:44 |
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God, this is the first time this season getting drunk. Please don't report me for dunk posting. This post isn't that bad. Anyway, here's the results: #1 Buscus Brawl Lotus Aura (c) vs. Dash Rendar Lotus gets most of the offense in but Dash wins by countout #2 Conspiracy theories or something anilEhilated vs. Woolsey Smythe anil blows up a ghost #3 Bunny Championship :3 The Masked Man vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) Goat-Man won by pinfall, but holy crap, it took multiple MGMs outta nowhere and a superkick in mid-air to take The Masked Man out. #4 NBD FEMALE TAG GET IN THE RING BOYS JK ITS GIRLS HAHA DivineCoffeeBinge and Valerie Easton vs. Rara and Lady of the Lancet Val puts the Kiss of Death on Rara and pins her. This is also DCBs first ever victory. But clearly, it doesn't count if it's not a singles match #5 LP Superstar Title Match Dr. Ham vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) Two count-out victories in one show? Thundercat wins dishonorably #6 Number 1 Contender Match for LPFWA Championship Toad vs. Emperor Palpatine Toad defeats Emperor Palpatine in a hard-fought match. They exchanged F-U-2s and Imperial Powerbombs. Palpy didn't whip out the Galactic Elbow, though. #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe A tree vs. Roman Reigns Wow, that was a long match. But all that happens when a dog pisses against a tree is that the tree falls down on the dog and ouch. A tree wins.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 00:52 |
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Well, that's a rap. *wrap *reasdkf Well, anyway. I got through this show solo Good matches. You wouldn't believe me if I told you that LPFWA are the only times I really get drunk. Plus I never had hangover. i got chokeslammed thorugh wa wiskyhlek i8 llove u well, I got chokeslammed through cinammon shots. But that doesn't quite have that same ring to it. Man, I'm gonna eat some pringles now. I think I have to make my self some spring rolls now Because I don't have an entire loving salami to powre thorugh And it might have been stupid but I just took a piss and decided to hop on one leg back to my chair I didn't fall That means I'm superior to you. Look at my works ye mighty. and despair. I drank three quarters of a bottle of Dos Mas. And I can still hop on one leg to my chair. What's your excuse? So, I put the bottle back in the fridge and found a few beers. So that's what I'll drink now. I donJ't even like beer. But I have it so it's gotta go. Man, I feel like making some ravioli, now. Gosh, I can't believe the stupid poo poo my 2017 self would do... What a drat moron Can't wait till we're back on earth and I get access to alcohol again instead of these drat razorblades.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 01:29 |
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Defiance Industries posted:Uh, excuse me? Why is it only about cats with you? Don't you have anything to say about my movie career? I was in Wonder Woman, dammit! That tunnel vision is why I'm still LP Superstar champion and you're not! Read this twitter thread: https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/905395734928691202 Those are two wrestlers engaged in a feud. Feud of the year 2017, no contest.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 04:35 |
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode 3 - Let's Provide Freaks Wrestling Anywhere (Twitch VOD) The Match Card: IGgy IGsen posted:Match Card for hopefully this Saturday Before the show... DivineCoffeeBinge posted:See, I knew if I suggested tag teams IGgy would go for it, because we have enough girls on the roster now that he wants to get a bunch of us on the show without needing to use twelve match slots. Jaguars! posted:So... we are enemies now! Know that I will bring to the ring the precision of ten years as a surgeon and neuropathologist, the petty malice of 15 years of medical academia and the concussion knowledge of countless head trauma research projects!~ Rather Watch Them posted:I've been brewing something very special for our next match. It's a... hold on, it's somewhere in my notes. Jaguars! posted:Pah! Mere pseudoscience. My beautifully tuned Brachioradials shall disprove these claims! Defiance Industries posted:Being LP Superstar Champion is the biggest honor in my career since I accepted the iconic role of Captain Kirk in J.J.'s Star Trek reboot. Great guy, phenomenal film, wonderful experience. The cast and I, we've become great friends. Pyroi posted:After the INJUSTICE I faced in the previous match...this time, I will not only DESTROY my opponent...I will get...what's the belt? Zanzibar Ham posted:*looking at an x-ray of 'Thundercat' Chris Pine's spine* "Hmm, okay, I'll need more time for an accurate diagnosis, however I believe I can say this man is suffering from some kind o-wait, what? It's a cat?!" VolticSurge posted:I have heard about your upcoming battle with a mushroom, Lord Sidious. If you require me to lend my...assistance, give the order Master and it shall be done. With power as mighty as yours, this is gonna be more violent than Yang VS Adam in the Volume 3 finale! Which, BTW, is one of my favorite fights in RWBY. I need to lend you my Blu-Rays one of these days so you can experience it for yourself. anilEhilated posted:: ...Where did you get those ears?! The results... posted:Scene: IGgy tells Lotus stuff that's probably all bullshit, I dunno. But he tries to get Lotus fired up for the match against Dash. IGgy IGsen posted:Well, that's a rap. Zanzibar Ham posted:*lying on the patient's bed in Defiance Industries posted:Uh, excuse me? Why is it only about cats with you? Don't you have anything to say about my movie career? I was in Wonder Woman, dammit! That tunnel vision is why I'm still LP Superstar champion and you're not! Zanzibar Ham posted:"I don't watch the 'MCU'-" (*GASP*) "-movies, as I believe they're called. To be frank, your cat-itude is the most notable thing about you." Defiance Industries posted:You didn't see Hell or High Water? We got nominated for Best Picture and I got to meet Jeff Bridges! I'm gonna have him sign my belt next time I run into that dude. Zanzibar Ham posted:"Feel free to faff about with your friends, I've got work to do and people to save." DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I think we have clearly demonstrated that Ladies Tag Matches are awesome, and so there should be Ladies Tag Team Belts. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:P.S. HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS FEELING OF NOT BEING DEAD WHEN THE BELL RINGS WOW IT IS AWESOME Rather Watch Them posted:That's the feeling of deep magic. I'm very happy that I could allow you to experience winning. That rascally rabbit may have landed more than her fair share of hits, but my potion worked marvelously. You see what a little "teamwork" can do? Just you, me, and the strength of a thousand people. VolticSurge posted:I am sorry for your loss, Lord Sidious. I regret my failure. If only me and Face weren't watching RWBY I could've assisted in some form. nine-gear crow posted:*inhale* Calming breath in... *exhale* Calming breath out... *inhale* Calming breath in... Calming bre--gently caress it DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Congratulations, you said the magic words! Well, word. I always said coffee was magic, after all. anilEhilated posted:: Hello? Anyone around? No? Good.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 15:12 |
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Time for the next show Click here for the exact time Next up will be our first "PPV". Of course, no one actually pays anything for it. It's just a bigger show and as a rule every title (except The Buscus) Is defended there. Just for fun you can try and predict match outcomes here Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c) Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) Match #3 - Blatant Filler! Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena) Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c) Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash! Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c) Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c) Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe LPFWA vs. The Universe This one will be voted on again. Now let me actually talk a bit about who our very own might face. 1v1 Regular vs. Brock Lesnar is a legitimate shoot fighter and known for throwing people around a lot. As of late he became more known for doing, like, six suplexes and one F5 and then gently caress-off into the sunset. But hey, it's Brock Lesnar. 1v1 Regular vs. Bailey is one of the so-called Four Horsewomen and partially responsible for the Women's Revolution in WWE. Her gimmick is she likes to smile, be wholesome and hug people. 3v3 Tornado Tag vs. Bullet Club All-Stars: The Bullet Club is one of the better known Factions in Wrestling right now. Its Founder and first leader was Prince Devitt, who became known as Finn Balor in WWE later on. He was succeeded in Leadership by AJ Styles who in turn abdicated to Kenny Omega when he left for WWE. Having these three in one team at one time is not likely to happen. 4v4 Elimination Tornado Tag vs. NJPW Great Four: In New Japan Pro Wrestling there are four major factions. First up the unaffiliated faces, for which Hiroshi Tanahashi functions as a representative. To oversimplify it, Tanahashi is NJPW's John Cena only he's universally beloved. Then there's Chaos, led by Kazuchika Okada who has multiple six star matches under his belt. Two of which he had with Kenny Omega, leader of the Bullet Club, another one of NJPW's factions. The Bullet Club, for the very most part, is composed of Gaijin i.e. foreigners to Japan. Finally, there's Los Ingobernables de Japon led by Tetsuya Naito. NJPW is very particular in its booking and the factions don't typically team up with one another.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 21:19 |
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All right, the bonus match of this show as per your vote will be... You can still get in predictions for the entire show here if you want. Right now there's no prizes or anything. In the past I used to gift the person a steam game of some value (usually 10 or 15 bucks) but steam gifts between different regions have gotten worse somehow and it might not work between certain price regions now so that's dead. So for the time being they are strictly for fun, I suppose.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 18:23 |
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All right, friends. We're going live with Anime Showdown in 15 minutes! https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 22:46 |
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Scene: Jeff Lyfe, some guy I picked up from the side of the road hosts the show and goes through the matches. Then interviews D and Masked Man. Match #1 Co-Comm Championship Match D the Destroyer and The Masked Man vs. Face and Kylo Ren (c) oRa 66 take the win Scene: Freddie Hope and Flamander enter the ring through the crowd and announce that they are gonna be the very best tag team, like no one ever was. Match #2 LP Superstar Title Match A tree vs. Thundercat Chris Pine (c) When a cat-man and a tree meet and the tree falls on the cat, the tree wins Match #3 - Blatant Filler! Dr. Ham vs. Fruitsniffer Ham submits to Hug Lyfe Match #4 - Kawaii Title Match (Hell-Ena In A Cell-Ena) Nadira vs. Hell-Ena (c) Hell-Ena retains the Kawaii title Scene: Jeff asks IGgy about him booking Dash for a title match and about Fred Hope and Flamander. IGgy hopes Goat-Man kills Dash and confirms that Hope and Flam have signed with LPFWA. As if there was ever any doubt. Match #5 - Bunny Championship :3 - Yer goin' down Dash! Dash Rendar vs. The Majestic Goat-Man (c) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff (Dash won, fucker bled, though) Match #6 - LPFWA Championship Match Toad vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c) Nuffkins proves why he's LPFWA champion and defeats Toad Match #7 - Falls Count Anywhere double Title Match for Black's Title vs. Ultimate Gokuweight Title Konami Kouda (c) vs. Jumpy Chan (c) Last time jumpy-chan made a big entrance and a debut she lost immediately. This time she won! Match #0 LPFWA vs. The Universe Team LPFWA (IGgy, Fruity, Palpy, Masked Man) vs. Team NJPW (Tanahashi, Okada, Omega, Naito Palpy gets eliminated first... but then nothing happens for a while until all the NJPW guys submit to Hug Lyfe Match #666 Iggy vs. Jumpy for the LPFWA Shoot Fight Title Jujmpy as Sting vs. Iggy as Cactus Jack .sting wins, gently caress. I tried. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Nov 26, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 02:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:17 |
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Oh God, no. This is the one episode where I drank way too much. Don't try this at home and proceed with caution. Episode #4 - PPV: Anime Showdown - Look! People Fighting! Where's the Alcohol? (Zanzibar Ham) - (Twitch VOD) YT version is still uploading. If you don't wanna wait you can watch the twitch version at somewhat lower quality. IGgy IGsen posted:Time for the next show Click here for the exact time Before the show... Zanzibar Ham posted:*on the phone* Pyroi posted:I'M AWAKE! Defiance Industries posted:Just because I'm a major Hollywood celebrity and the LP Superstar Champion doesn't mean I'm too good to fight opponents like A Tree. You'd certainly think 'oh wow, that's Chris Pine, there's no way he has time to wrestle A Tree!' but actually, I love wrestling so much I'll even wrestle him. Just like you loved me in Wonder Woman, you're gonna love my second successful title defense. And this cat? He's not gonna get stuck in that tree... he's gonna chop it down. Junpei Hyde posted:: ...^_^ Kadorhal posted:So, an all-mask brawl. I like it, it's appropriate. Although I gotta say, I especially like the taller guy's mask... seems familiar, somehow. Hitlers Gay Secret posted:This is going to be my moment; the moment I show the world that I truly am da best. VolticSurge posted:I've got a few I can use. They include: The Results... IGgy IGsen posted:Scene: Jeff Lyfe, some guy I picked up from the side of the road hosts the show and goes through the matches. Then interviews D and Masked Man. After the show... VolticSurge posted:Go,Team... er, KF? FK? Really need more people so we can make a proper acronym that doubles as our team name. Anyhoo, it's our first successful title defense! You know what that means! Time for me... to burst into song! How do I get this karaoke thing to work... *tinkering noises*...there we go. Now, *clears throat* let's do this! *begins to sing I May Fall but horribly off key and at earsplitting volume due to his mask malfunctioning* IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Nov 27, 2018 |
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