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Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015
I submitted a tree

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Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015

IGgy IGsen posted:

One of the worst ideas I've ever heard.

This is as good as it's gonna get


Also: A little note here: I'm not going though these in order and I'm not rejecting anybody (yet).
The only reason that'll straight up make me reject a submission is if I think it's in bad taste or supposed to be a bad joke. Like, say, if you wrote "a tree" in the appearance field on the form. Then again, I just did that, so...

I can't believe my submission made it. I love it.

Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015
There is a tree standing in a field. A breeze blows a note from its branches. It reads:

I am not some weirdo acting like a tree, I AM A TREE! This is real, strong bark on me. Does anyone think a mighty oak like me and a high class star would lose to two losers in masks?

P.S. Bumblebees are only good for pollination, nothing else

Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015
There is a tree standing tall in the middle of a field. There is a note nailed to its trunk. It reads:

You are mistaken, Chris. You shouldn't worry about getting stuck in my branches, you should worry about being smashed if/when I fall. I already established my dominance over a dog, I can without a doubt crush you.

Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015
There is a tree standing alone in a field. There is a message carved into its bark, reading:

YOUR GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A MERE CHAINSAW TO TAKE ME DOWN!

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Strange Forest
Mar 4, 2015
There is a tree standing in the middle of a field. There is a cat stuck in it with a note in its mouth. The note reads:

So I'm fighting some sort of mushroom? Very well, I shall easily destroy it like my previous opponents, since my power level grows at this time of year. Also, someone really needs to get this cat.

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