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I submitted a tree
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 12:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:05 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:One of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I can't believe my submission made it. I love it.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 04:11 |
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There is a tree standing in a field. A breeze blows a note from its branches. It reads: I am not some weirdo acting like a tree, I AM A TREE! This is real, strong bark on me. Does anyone think a mighty oak like me and a high class star would lose to two losers in masks? P.S. Bumblebees are only good for pollination, nothing else
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 17:50 |
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There is a tree standing tall in the middle of a field. There is a note nailed to its trunk. It reads: You are mistaken, Chris. You shouldn't worry about getting stuck in my branches, you should worry about being smashed if/when I fall. I already established my dominance over a dog, I can without a doubt crush you.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 22:43 |
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There is a tree standing alone in a field. There is a message carved into its bark, reading: YOUR GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A MERE CHAINSAW TO TAKE ME DOWN!
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 18:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:05 |
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There is a tree standing in the middle of a field. There is a cat stuck in it with a note in its mouth. The note reads: So I'm fighting some sort of mushroom? Very well, I shall easily destroy it like my previous opponents, since my power level grows at this time of year. Also, someone really needs to get this cat.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 17:15 |