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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
OH HELLS YES!

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Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Hahahahaha ate my words. gently caress yes Turner!!!!!!!

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
gently caress this Sasquatch looking motherfucker

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Well, poo poo :(

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Man I saw that coming.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
I mean, realistically tomorrow was going to be the game we had a shot to win of the first two.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
I am completely shook

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Repeat as co-MVPs plz

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Glad to see Turner murders every team, not just the Cubs.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Why pitch to Turner still. When has this worked out

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

gently caress

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Bird in a Blender posted:

Glad to see Turner murders every team, not just the Cubs.

His thing is finding bullshit moments to suddenly show up. I wasn't half surprised because if there's a high leverage situation you can practically sense it.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Altuve status: still good

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Awww look at that tinymin!

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Corey you’re better than that

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Back poo poo?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mccann's gotta :bunt:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I assume that can't be scored as an error because of the fielders choice?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Bip Roberts posted:

I assume that can't be scored as an error because of the fielders choice?

Yeah you can't assume a double play. Even though that's actually an error everywhere but the score sheet and was an easy DP.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
gently caress god bless america

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress god bless america

gently caress america, god bless

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Man i dont think anyone in the bullpen would be worse for the astros than even a tired kershaw

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress god bless america

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This is terrible

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress god bless america
drunk Texan is belting it here btw

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
lol how much do you think the DOD paid for this?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Do they do Take Me Out To The Ballgame also, or just this now?

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress god bless america

Real Talk: its a bad song.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Welp. This is the creepiest part of baseball, thanks Fox and Americans.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

lol how much do you think the DOD paid for this?

Given that FOX blows the hell out of Trump and Republicans, probably not as much as it should be.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
I'd rather have the drunk driving commercials

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
the wahhabis won on 911

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Wait, they are really pulling Kershaw at 83 pitches?

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Dallas has thrown that low and away in the same spot like 20 times and its random whether its called a strike or a ball.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

mcmagic posted:

Wait, they are really pulling Kershaw at 83 pitches?

No need to gas him, we ain't hitting that bullpen.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

mcmagic posted:

Wait, they are really pulling Kershaw at 83 pitches?
Its hot as gently caress and the Dodgers bullpen is elite. No need to push him.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

Its hot as gently caress and the Dodgers bullpen is elite. No need to push him.

83 pitches isn't pushing him... 125 pitches is pushing him. Weird quick hook.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

bawfuls posted:

Its hot as gently caress and the Dodgers bullpen is elite. No need to push him.

No, please, send him back out. Nothing bad has ever happened by trying to get one more inning out of Kershaw in October...

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress god bless america

I'd prefer it be replaced by Morgan Freeman narrating a passage from one of Chuck Tingle's novels. Maybe Pounded by Politics: Nine Tales of Civic Butthole Diplomacy.

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Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

mcmagic posted:

83 pitches isn't pushing him... 125 pitches is pushing him. Weird quick hook.

The whole reason the "Kershaw Postseason Struggler" narrative exists is mostly cuz he tends to gently caress up when batters see him a third time, so pulling him is the thing to do.

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