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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Sin Cara's new mask sucks.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



KICKING TOO MUCH rear end

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Next week Baron will face Sin Cara in a Mask vs. Hair match and Sin Cara will be declared the winner immediately.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Abroham Lincoln posted:

KICKING TOO MUCH rear end

YeehawMcKickass
Jan 2, 2003

WE WELCOME THE OPPRESSORS

PASS THE MASH posted:

Breeze has said he doesn’t want to because he thinks it would fail horribly given more than 5-7 minutes.

You know what. He's probably right.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Abroham Lincoln posted:

KICKING TOO MUCH rear end

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rhonne posted:

Sin Cara's new mask sucks.

yeah but he can probably see out of it now

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Raw roster is going to drop down from the rafters in trenchcoats and bats with Sting makeup and clean house. And by clean house I mean disenfect everything because VIRAL MENINGITIS.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh wow, Jinder's henchman is gonna do a thing.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Aphrodite posted:

Next week Baron will face Sin Cara in a Mask vs. Hair match and Sin Cara will be declared the winner immediately.

I'd like to see a Hair vs Hair that ends with the loser shrugging and sitting down in the barber's chair with a newspaper, and enjoy a shampoo and a neck shave.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

"There's heightened security!"
*Shows door, completely untouched, no one around*

Come on WWE, at least TRY, I know you're losing money you can't yell for some ref to pretend to be a security man at the door?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'd like to see a Hair vs Hair that ends with the loser shrugging and sitting down in the barber's chair with a newspaper, and enjoy a shampoo and a neck shave.

Winner half asses it and the feud continues another month as he keeps hounding him to do a proper job.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Barreft posted:

"There's heightened security!"
*Shows door, completely untouched, no one around*

Come on WWE, at least TRY, I know you're losing money you can't yell for some ref to pretend to be a security man at the door?

Yeah that poo poo made no sense at all.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

WOOOOO TREEHOUSE OF HORROR IV IS CURRENTLY ON TV ON FXX! Let's go you guys!!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'd like to see a Hair vs Hair that ends with the loser shrugging and sitting down in the barber's chair with a newspaper, and enjoy a shampoo and a neck shave.

WCW once had a hair vs hair match where one person was bald and the other had a buzz-cut.

JitteryComa
Nov 6, 2012

Barreft posted:

"There's heightened security!"
*Shows door, completely untouched, no one around*

Come on WWE, at least TRY, I know you're losing money you can't yell for some ref to pretend to be a security man at the door?

Or security's outside the door because it makes more sense to keep people from coming in than letting them in and trying to push them out?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Tomorrow morning : "So at the top of the hour our ratings dropped by 90%? How did that happen?"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Maxwell Lord posted:

Tomorrow morning : "So at the top of the hour our ratings dropped by 90%? How did that happen?"

Vince: DAMMIT, HAVE NAKAMURA LOSE AGAIN!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Aphrodite posted:

Winner half asses it and the feud continues another month as he keeps hounding him to do a proper job.

Heels it up with the tip

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Would one person even pay to see Jinder vs. Brock?

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I'll give the Singh Brothers credit for turning being crusierweight jobbers into a steady paycheck.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh yeah Jinder is still champ.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

BrigadierSensible posted:

WCW once had a hair vs hair match where one person was bald and the other had a buzz-cut.

I remember.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i appreciate the people politely clapping for jinder

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Would one person even pay to see Jinder vs. Brock?

I might pay to see it not happen. Maybe someone can slip Bray Wyatt a twenty to cough at Jinder for a few minutes or w/e

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Jinder is diverticulitis

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
so you're just gonna wrestle in that shirt then

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

JitteryComa posted:

Or security's outside the door because it makes more sense to keep people from coming in than letting them in and trying to push them out?

Then film the other side. Something interesting at least. It's stupid I agree, but Jinder is talking and I'd rather whine about little things then listen to his bullshit.

bartok
May 10, 2006



AJ couldn't even beat a guy that jobbed to Kane

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Is this the first time a Singh has wrestled?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Another 5 star AJ match.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Shima Honnou posted:

Is this the first time a Singh has wrestled?

They're former GFW tag team champions.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Shima Honnou posted:

Is this the first time a Singh has wrestled?

Yeah

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Such good friends. :3:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Shima Honnou posted:

Is this the first time a Singh has wrestled?

They both fought Shinsuke didn't they?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
kevin and sami, pals
sami and kevin, friends

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Team Sami & Kevin :3:

JitteryComa
Nov 6, 2012

Barreft posted:

Then film the other side. Something interesting at least. It's stupid I agree, but Jinder is talking and I'd rather whine about little things then listen to his bullshit.

Agreed on that last point.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Good to hear everything is ok with Kev's family now.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Le Saboteur posted:

Good to hear everything is ok with Kev's family now.

Sami wasn't sick.

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