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i clap the reins like thunder as i rattle down the roads of Portland in my pony-and-gig. the push of a submenu button in the newest iteration of the Papa John's ® app has loosed a new breed of terror upon this city's pampered elite. a brace of pistols bounces at my hip, and i anticipate the plunder that will weight my debit account once the night's fell work is finished
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"away, Bessie!" i holler "they have purchased the optional add-on garlic knots using Papa Points, the sure mark of a refined palate. the headsman's axe would soon keep company with my shoulders were i to assail such a gentle". the yuppies coo and laugh. i sweat under my greasepaint
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Oct 25, 2017 13:54
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Oct 27, 2017 11:41
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a clank reverberates through the hallway, his quarter settling into the bottom of my tin can. i look up at the suit and our eyes meet. his face contorts into an all too familiar look somewhere between pity and disgust. his gait paused, he kneels down and fights from reeling back as my smell hits him.
"son, you had so much talent."
"i know dad, you were right about everything."
"where did i go wrong?"
"you did your best, father. it was my fault. my generation just doesnt understand hard work or the value of a dollar."
"with that quarter you could do something with your life, you know."
"sure dad, i can almost taste the avocado toast"
he scowls, snagging the quarter back as he pivots and stands. he sure-foots to the door, grinning ear to ear, walking up to my boss and extending his hand.
"better than sex, jim. im ready to go again. this time though i want a younger milennial."
gently caress. oh well, plenty more boomers where he came from.
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Oct 28, 2017 12:23
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scientist: sir with all due respect if you go down this path, i will have no choice but to resign, if you remove the-
monopoly boss: you dont know what the market wants. goons, take him away.
scientist, screaming as he is dragged away: you madman! a table without a top is just four blocks of wood!!
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