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Android Blues posted:i clap the reins like thunder as i rattle down the roads of Portland in my pony-and-gig. the push of a submenu button in the newest iteration of the Papa John's ® app has loosed a new breed of terror upon this city's pampered elite. a brace of pistols bounces at my hip, and i anticipate the plunder that will weight my debit account once the night's fell work is finished Android Blues posted:"away, Bessie!" i holler "they have purchased the optional add-on garlic knots using Papa Points, the sure mark of a refined palate. the headsman's axe would soon keep company with my shoulders were i to assail such a gentle". the yuppies coo and laugh. i sweat under my greasepaint lol ShinyBirdTeeth posted:My new app Daddio puts you in contact with an older gentleman in your area who will look down on your career choices and make awkward, sports-related small talk. also lol |
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mE: so, for a fee I will come over to your table or whatever and hit on your date and try to steal her away with me and just make things really awkward and uncomfortable. as soon as I leave, relief will wash over you both, and the date will be smooth sailing from then on. potential client: that's genius. it must be a little difficult though, pretending to try to walk away with a woman whos on a date with someone else me: pretending? |
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since launching whosagoodboy.com I have earned millions of chewed up squeaky toys and bones
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