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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
No fenders? I love not being wet and muddy.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Shine on, you crazy bastard. Going through with this without a small tent?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Shine on, you crazy bastard. Going through with this without a small tent?

I have a camp hammock with bug net and rain fly.

yaffle posted:

No fenders? I love not being wet and muddy.

They broke and im not a bitch

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DICK DICER posted:

I have a camp hammock with bug net and rain fly.


They broke and im not a bitch

Plus it never rains in the Southeast anyway.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: departure imminent :siren:

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
He ditched the fenders because that way any sharts can be blamed on not having them. It's good thinking.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

:perfect:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: WEAPON IS FREE REPEAT WEAPON IS FREE, LAST KNOWN HEADING EAST OUT OF ORLANDO LIMITS. WEAPON WAS STILL ACCELERATING BEFORE DROPPING BELOW RADAR. ESTIMATED TARGET: TITUSVILLE. EVACUATE ALL PERSONELL IMMEDIATELY :siren:

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


WITNESS!

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Godspeed, inch dick.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
o7 godspeed

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Stopped to replace rack mounting hardware. Initial impressions: having the spare dirt tires strapped to the back escalates me into an entirely new category of rider, as cyclists all over are stopping me to give thumbs up or ask where i am from and heading. If the bike breaks down, i shall abandon it just a handful of miles from my start point and declare victory

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Subscribed. Cant wait for dick to see those great big rockets on the coast.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Voted 5

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So hungry. Have finally located a burger king. Praying they have chicken fries, feared the worst after unsuccessfully foraging for raisins all morning

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Part one of the second chronicle looking good so far

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
This is simply impossible. Mankind was not made for travelling long distances. Someone call me an Uber back to Larry's, please

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

DICK DICER posted:

Someone call me an Uber back to Nebraska, please

Nope. :colbert:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


God speed you crazy motherfucker.

If you come back up the gulf coast, we have a bunch of bike trails running north to south.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Good luck storming the castle

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
HUMPERDINK

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
DO NOT KILL THE CATS WITH SIX TOES.
(Which they have in the keys)

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
PETTE ALL CATS EVEN THE BIG ONES

taking a Christmas rear end break. Seeing signs for Alligator Removal Services, also a Garaje Sail.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


You're about halfway there if you're hitting Christmas. Making pretty good progress!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


What the hell kind of bug is this its about 3" long

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Ive done it. Ive finally found home.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Looking forward to you judging kids on bicycles with disdain.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Um i found half an alligator and i pulled over to take a picture and when i stopped a snake that im pretty sure was a copperhead took a warning strike at my ankle and missed, gently caress

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Don't let Florida kill you.

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!
Nap Ghost
Windy as a MF in Marco today - hope it's not as bad up north. Goonspeed, Sir.

Volunteering for the SWFL SAG team if you get over this way.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Huh. That sure was a funny looking log that just sunk.


Logs do that, right?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Officially reached Tittiesville. Just watched a dude stagger piss drunk out of an IHOP

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


DICK DICER posted:



What the hell kind of bug is this its about 3" long

Palmetto bugs. A kind of roach, generally pretty chill outside of the walking on your face if you try sleeping outside thing.

DICK DICER posted:

Huh. That sure was a funny looking log that just sunk.


Logs do that, right?

No, but crocs and gators do. Welcome to florida dick. :unsmigghh:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe it was a sleepy log :ohdear:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


If you hear something that sounds like screaming in the middle of the night, its probably a panther. Just an fyi.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MES_WjMn4pw

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Anyone know if its legal to pitch a hammock in a 24 hour park?

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

DICK DICER posted:

Anyone know if its legal to pitch a hammock in a 24 hour park?

I think that's fine. You could pitch a tent too, as long as you don't go around showing it to people.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Found home for tonight.

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