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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my stream is ahead, and matt hardy just won

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

remember how exciting the hardyz coming back was

remember how they're never gonna let matt be good

He'll never be BROKEN, but at least he'll never be broke.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I really miss Lillian Garcia.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
nobody cares about the broken gimmick any more

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Borrowed Ladder posted:

I want to call in during one of the investors call and ask how they can lie about stats like that

"I've been doing some research and I don't think Hulk Hogan was ever as tall or as big as you said he was. Also under oath he admitted his penis was small. Can we trust you on any of these numbers?"

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Oh look, the Miztourage look poised to interfere. Again. What a shocker.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I wish they would at least give Matt his old singles theme again. I want to slap a tornado!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Matt Hardy will win and go on to break the IC title record for days, becoming Breaking Matt Hardy.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

wrong thread!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bill Goldberg posted:

nobody cares about the broken gimmick any more

It is fair to not care about something that's not happening

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Matt Hardy with a Breakin' 2 gimmick.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Chris James 2 posted:

It is fair to not care about something that's not happening

i mean if they ever bring it back it will be too late

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

dont make fun of my thread

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is hiring the people with one of the most popular gimmicks in the industry and then not letting them do that gimmick the most WWE thing?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"We gotta get this Andre the Giant guy, but don't play up his height."

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i mean if they ever bring it back it will be too late

Depends on how they do it. If they let Matt go hog wild with the crazy, people will be into it.

So it'd probably be a really boring WWE version of the gimmick that no one would care about.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Push El Burrito posted:

Is hiring the people with one of the most popular gimmicks in the industry and then not letting them do that gimmick the most WWE thing?

Vince didn't personally make it, so it's poo poo.

Push El Burrito posted:

"We gotta get this Andre the Giant guy, but don't play up his height."

Bring in a bunch of Bullet Club guys but never let them interact.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Is hiring the people with one of the most popular gimmicks in the industry and then not letting them do that gimmick the most WWE thing?

The most WWE thing would be Emma beating Asuka and then getting fired a week later. Luckily, she only mostly beat Asuka.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
nope, nope

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Push El Burrito posted:

"We gotta get this Andre the Giant guy, but don't play up his height."

"Bring in this Randy Savage kid, but put him in a suit and make him speak slow and calm."

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Bill Goldberg posted:

i mean if they ever bring it back it will be too late

They'll be broken by whoever is left after they've run through the entire tag roster on both shows. Maybe the Singh Bros will be the last straw, I don't know.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my friend in the business said Vince came up with a new gimmick for Matt Hardy, Croakin' Matt Hardy, and he's going to wear a frog suit and he's also a clown, and it will be appearing soon

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bill Goldberg posted:

my friend in the business said Vince came up with a new gimmick for Matt Hardy, Croakin' Matt Hardy, and he's going to wear a frog suit and he's also a clown, and it will be appearing soon

Sounds badass.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Hot crowd is good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bill Goldberg posted:

my friend in the business said Vince came up with a new gimmick for Matt Hardy, Croakin' Matt Hardy, and he's going to wear a frog suit and he's also a clown, and it will be appearing soon

I don't see how this could ever get over!

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Matt already has his knees in a froglike position

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Wow, that was actually clean

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
What an unexpected result. :what:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I like how they build Miz. He's a total chickenshit, but he's actually still a major threat without interference

Sir Plus
Jan 16, 2008

Ain't easy looking this eggstraordinary.

why does kurt hold his phone like that?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Alexa rocking overalls.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Sir Plus posted:

why does kurt hold his phone like that?

he has brain damage

cauliflower jones
Nov 8, 2009
Anyone else extremely worried about Matt Hardy's legs?? They don't behave like normal legs.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
I thought they legally couldn't do the gimmick

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Kurt is taking out his frustration on his employees, this isn't healthy

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Alexa is dressed as something but i can't figure it out. I love her.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The "dig up Mae" comment might get her in trouble

e: Unless it was preapproved I guess

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Alexa is dressed as something but i can't figure it out. I love her.

Chuckie.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

jackofarcades posted:

I thought they legally couldn't do the gimmick

They can't.

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

tweet my meat posted:

I like how they build Miz. He's a total chickenshit, but he's actually still a major threat without interference

I think the best heels are the ones that don't need to cheat, but still do it because they can.

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