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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/925409908354199552

Thank you, Bears. Hope you're enjoying the Mitch Trubisky experience :dance:

I think Siciliano is calling the four trades:

Trubisky Trade, which they packaged a pick from for
Reuben Foster trade
Getting a Saints 2018 second rounder for a third in 2017 (Kamara Trade)
49ers second rounder for Jimmy G


Siciliano should say Foster, Jimmy G and moving back 15-20 picks in the second, to be more accurate.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

That's assuming the Browns are even aware they hold the rights to Gordon.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/925409908354199552

Thank you, Bears. Hope you're enjoying the Mitch Trubisky experience :dance:

He will be the greatest thing since sliced bread and you will eat those words friend.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/925409908354199552

Thank you, Bears. Hope you're enjoying the Mitch Trubisky experience :dance:

I'm not :(

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


no

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


This is wrong for so many reasons.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Blackface is wrong, fellas.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I love how halloween white people finally get to do black face they've been jonesing 364 days to use.

And you know every one of these idiots used the phrase "piss off libs" when asked why that costume

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







It is important that images like these are spread around, so the people can be identified and their lives ruined.

I am fine with the inherent moral contradictions of this opinion

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

when do we find out that this guy is a cop

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

TheChirurgeon posted:

when do we find out that this guy is a cop

When he kills a random black kid and gets a week of paid leave.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Coldforge posted:

When he kills a random black kid and gets a week of paid leave.

we didn't have to wait that long the last time a blackface Kaepernick photo made the rounds

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

TheChirurgeon posted:

we didn't have to wait that long the last time a blackface Kaepernick photo made the rounds

True, but it is the easiest way to ID a police officer.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Eli Wiggum posted:

Are there any good RTs on the block? Menelik Watson is complete garbage

veldheer

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

And I thought dressing up as this guy for Halloween one year was the worst decision ever made.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

a new study bible! posted:

Blackface is wrong, fellas.

I don't know. What about when *vomits all over self*

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

kiimo posted:

And I thought dressing up as this guy for Halloween one year was the worst decision ever made.

That’s how you know you’re a nerd!

*ignores fact I dressed up as David S. Pumpkins*

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




kiimo posted:

You barely beat the Jets

Because we didn't have Blount of course.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
what the gently caress man

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

He put makeup on his arms too so at least he didn't half-rear end it.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
“DON’T DISRESPECT THE FLAG” - woman who is wearing pants made of the American flag

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Adun posted:

“DON’T DISRESPECT THE FLAG” - woman who is wearing pants made of the American flag

Yea lotta flag code violations goin on there

nah
Mar 16, 2009

pretty closed-minded of everyone here to assume that guy isn't transracial

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


They literally couples-costumed Kaepernick. "Yeah, I'll go as a standing American flag."

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Lady has a pig face

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I find the swordfish on the wall to be more upsetting tbqh

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The Steelers and Browns should swap Bryant and Gordon.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Sataere posted:

Happy Halloween from Football Absurdity, fellow goons. What is scarier than the parity in football this year, as reflected in Jeff Krisko’s Power Rankings? Ask Kirk Cousins. Where is he going to play next year? Jeff lays out his top five likely destinations next year now that Jimmy G is a 49er.

And it wouldn’t be Halloween without some scary stories. Football Absurdity delivers the scariest football story of all -- The Ragin’; The Tale of Colin Kaepernick

Thats pretty good.

quote:

So Kaep stepped to the podium, where he was met with odium,
Where he faced the baleful Ragin’ of all those fans he made sore;
Kaep explained why he was kneeling, about a system so unfeeling;
That officers could harm the poor and still be paid leave for shore—
Despite the damage they had wrought, they still got paid leave for shore—
This is all that Kaep deplored.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I wonder if the Titans would consider any offers for DeMarco Murray. He's had an injured hammy most of the year, and is almost 30. I think he has 2 years left on his deal. Don't know if the team wants to go all-in with Derrick Henry just yet though.

edit: he has 2 years left, owed 6.25 million this year and in 2018.

Demon Of The Fall fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 31, 2017

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Dave posted:

I find the swordfish on the wall to be more upsetting tbqh

How you know the trash is Florida trash.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I wonder if the Titans would consider any offers for DeMarco Murray. He's had an injured hammy most of the year, and is almost 30. I think he has 2 years left on his deal. Don't know if the team wants to go all-in with Derrick Henry just yet though.

edit: he has 2 years left, owed 6.25 million this year and in 2018.

I don't think there's anyone that desperate.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/925423560499388416

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

JAGUARS, GO GO GO GO

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

The Dave posted:

I find the swordfish on the wall to be more upsetting tbqh

That's a marlin!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I hear the Texans could use some Oline help

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

The Dave posted:

I find the swordfish on the wall to be more upsetting tbqh

Marlin

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hear the Texans could use some Oline help

God help any team that tries to run Sitton as a starting LT

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

ESPN Magazine did a long form on Tom Brady's TB12 Method: How to Achieve a Lifetime of Sustained Peak Performance, which owns: http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/21227039/can-tom-brady-leave-football-terms-tb12-method

quote:

But The TB12 Method offers a portrait of a ferociously limited human being, albeit the world's "most hydrated" one. Every day, he wakes up at 6 in the morning and immediately drinks 20 ounces of purified water, augmented with TB12 electrolytes, which, as he tells us, contain the "72 trace minerals" generally lost in perspiration. As a result, he says, he is so well-hydrated that "even with adequate exposure to the sun, I won't get sunburned," and he presumes that the muscles under his skin look like "beautiful tenderloins" instead of "shriveled jerky."

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Like goddamned Dennis Reynolds.

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