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Doctor Malaver posted:Is Joe Hart really known for dropping balls? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICre_Ys8-YM Oh and don't forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lq2_n4LlnE The amount of shots that squirm under him are ridiculous. Having said that he's still better than Claudio Bravo.
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I had forgotten about that Torres goal, lol.
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Doctor Malaver posted:Is Joe Hart really known for dropping balls? He's known for being loving terrible if that's what you mean. Also Mertens is a gnome because he's little. Its. It very creative, heh.
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Nov 4, 2017 14:03
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He seems to be more about running far from the goal to meet the striker and then letting him score. funkybottoms posted:Jamie Vardy as a flea, locust, or other insect (aka pest) Nice! Not sure he'll make the list though.
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Doctor Malaver posted:He seems to be more about running far from the goal to meet the striker and then letting him score. Perhaps something bird-like due to his flapping at crosses etc?
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funkybottoms posted:Jamie Vardy as a flea, locust, or other insect (aka pest) If he’s not carrying a lucozade bottle full of port you might as well not bother tbh
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Blasmeister posted:If he’s not carrying a lucozade bottle full of port you might as well not bother tbh And/or a bottle of vodka filled with Skittles.
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Nov 4, 2017 22:10
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Dele is easy.
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Nov 4, 2017 22:59
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Nov 5, 2017 05:18
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Ashley Young consuming bird poo poo would make a great sticker.
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OK here's Belgium. That's 13 players, I have space for one more. Who do I put? Martínez (we include managers too), Witsel, Mirallas, Origi, Defour..? Eden Hazard - anime Romelu Lukaku Vincent Kompany - smart, business type. Maybe a necktie? Marouane Fellaini - dandellion Toby Alderweireld Thibaut Courtois Jan Vertonghen Thomas Vermaelen Mousa Dembélé Kevin De Bruyne Thomas Meunier Radja Nainggolan - t-rex Dries Mertens - gnome
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Lukaku got arrested in LA for playing music too loud at a party at his rental, could do a riff on that.
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Jamie Vardy getting a rimjob from a Thai hooker?
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ozmunkeh posted:Ashley Young consuming bird poo poo would make a great sticker. While diving and/or jerking off in front of a webcam
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Doctor Malaver posted:OK here's Belgium. That's 13 players, I have space for one more. Who do I put? Alderweireld's hair is always perfect, maybe a comb? As for a 14th, maybe Nacer Chadli?
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Nov 5, 2017 19:53
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Vermaelen on a stretcher maybe? Dude is injured 90% of the time. And Nainggolan definitely with a cigarette in his mouth. Kompany has opened up a couple of sports bars in Belgium, but they went under pretty quickly. Not sure how well known this is though. You could alway just give him a giant head  Same with Lukaku, you can make him twice the size of the rest of the team, you know, like that photo from when he was playing for the youth team of Anderlecht. And Thibaut Courtois hooked up with Kevin De Bruynes girlfriend a couple years ago. Maybe you can use that? But again, I'm not sure how well that is known.
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Nov 5, 2017 21:06
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make KDB bright red- maybe with like steam coming out of his ears or an egg cooking on his head
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Thanks, great advice everyone. No cigarette for Nainggolan, though. It's for kids and I don't want someone to complain that we're promoting tobacco to kids. I'll put Chadli then.
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Doctor Malaver posted:Thanks, great advice everyone. No cigarette for Nainggolan, though. It's for kids and I don't want someone to complain that we're promoting tobacco to kids. Oh yeah makes sense. Maybe you can draw Witsel with bags full of cash? There was a huge debate when he went to play in the Chinese league instead of Juventus.
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Will you be able to ship these worldwide? would like to get some for friends and myself of course
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I doubt we'll have online ordering but if not I can send some albums and sticker packages by post. It would be neat to call out TRP in the album but you wouldn't believe it, we probably won't have player names in it. It's a legal grey zone and we want to err on the safe side.
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belgend posted:Meunier should wear overalls cause he used to be a mechanic Also because he played for Brugge and they're a bunch of farmers 
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Doctor Malaver posted:I doubt we'll have online ordering but if not I can send some albums and sticker packages by post. This would be amazing. Tell me where to send the tenbux. For Uruguay’s Luis Suarez put a muzzle on him due to his biting players habit.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I doubt we'll have online ordering but if not I can send some albums and sticker packages by post. I'm totally in to pay for a couple albums when they're ready. quote:It would be neat to call out TRP in the album but you wouldn't believe it, we probably won't have player names in it. It's a legal grey zone and we want to err on the safe side. Can you do like in PES where they're slightly misspelled or crude analogs?
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Woooo international sales!  Mind you, the albums will be empty. We might put outlines of players in it or very faint images but to get real players you'd need to buy sticker packages.sticksy posted:Can you do like in PES where they're slightly misspelled or crude analogs? Hmmm, interesting idea... I'll check with the publisher. Here's my attempt at Germany if there are any German goons reading. Thomas Müller - jedi – a play on his mental strength and Raumdeuter claim Manuel Neuer - Ballon d'Or Sami Khedira Julian Draxler Toni Kroos Mario Gómez - lazy? Sitting in a lounge chair, balancing a ball on his foot? Marc-André ter Stegen Mats Hummels - elegant as a player? Bowtie? Jérôme Boateng - big, strong Joshua Kimmich Mesut Özil - supposedly nicknamed Raven, but I'm thinking maybe holding a ball on a silver platter since he's so prolific with assists Joachim Löw - lion Mario Götze for #14 I'm thinking Schurrle or Can..?
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vyelkin posted:Mesut Ozil should be a frog because he plays for Wenger? really, though, he should be a chameleon because of the way he disappears into the field (and the eyes)
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Oh my God please show me the Mexican team Edit: it's a shame you didn't do this when Herrera was manager, the man is a living caricature already
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funkybottoms posted:because he plays for Wenger? I like the idea! We'll see if the artist can pull it off. Ciprian Maricon posted:Oh my God please show me the Mexican team Sorry, we had to rush the Mexican team and they got ordinary football poses. I went with Guardado, Moreno, Ochoa, Hernández, and dos Santos.
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ARGENTINA Sergio Agüero - strikes 2 or 3 balls, a play on his prolific scoring Ángel Di María - makes the heart symbol with hands Paulo Dybala - nickname Jewel? Sergio Romero Javier Mascherano - nickname Little Boss supposedly Nicolás Otamendi Éver Banega Enzo Pérez Fernando Gago - adjusting his hair Lucas Biglia - nickname little prince Gonzalo Higuaín Jorge Sampaoli - I know he only recently took over the team but I want a bald guy Matías Kranevitter Lionel Messi wizzard
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Not sure Higuain will be in the squad, but if you want to include him, fat jokes are the only way to go. For Dybala yeah you could go with the “joya” nickname, or maybe do something with his “mask” celebration.
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Please try to include something with Messi watching trains.
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trem_two posted:Not sure Higuain will be in the squad, but if you want to include him, fat jokes are the only way to go. Yeah I wasn't sure about Higuain. Should I put Mercado or Acuña? sticksy posted:Please try to include something with Messi watching trains. He was one of the first players we drew back when we were testing artists. He's a wizard.Eau de MacGowan posted:otamendi's head looks the same upside down Could be but not sure how to use that.
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