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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I realise that I only post tweets but... I swear to God this country is becoming a loving parody of itself

https://twitter.com/jdwtweet/status/925635300189143040

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Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I realise that I only post tweets but... I swear to God this country is becoming a loving parody of itself

https://twitter.com/jdwtweet/status/925635300189143040

Would any MP be seen dead in a spoons? Lol at anyone reading that poo poo in there anyway

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I realise that I only post tweets but... I swear to God this country is becoming a loving parody of itself

https://twitter.com/jdwtweet/status/925635300189143040

Reading those comments though it's fun to watch Wetherspoons slowly alienate the same faction it tried to use to its advantage in the referendum

The thing about riding a tiger is that you can't get off

E: also, #poppygate

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Kegluneq posted:

I remember Goodness Gracious Me being really good, am I forgetting something lovely from it?

Some of it has aged pretty badly but "Going for an English" is one of the best sketches ever written.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
What's the blandest thing on the menu?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Julio Cruz posted:

Some of it has aged pretty badly but "Going for an English" is one of the best sketches ever written.

It's so absurdly good

In other news:

https://twitter.com/Alain_Tolhurst/status/925685589533487106

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cerv posted:

:thejoke:

did you notice the existence of the down-to-earth dad character? he's there to remind you that Frasier isn't any smarter / better than anyone else.

That doesn't make it not a lovely formulaic sitcom though

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Watching him get progressively redder as he rants about HS2 knocking down more houses in the north than the south was fun.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


MikeCrotch posted:

That doesn't make it not a lovely formulaic sitcom though

It's a good formulaic sitcom

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Julio Cruz posted:

Some of it has aged pretty badly but "Going for an English" is one of the best sketches ever written.

I preferred The Real McCoy's take on it, where a Madhur Jaffrey lookalike describes all the ingredients you need for an excellent curry then says "But if you have white friends coming over..." (sweeps everything onto the floor, slams down king size tub of Super Strength Curry Powder) "... forget it! They think pilau is something you rest your head on!"

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The episode of Frasier where Patrick Stewart is grooming him is a masterpiece, and should be acknowledged as such

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Cerv posted:

:thejoke:

did you notice the existence of the down-to-earth dad character? he's there to remind you that Frasier isn't any smarter / better than anyone else.

He meant the sitcom itself, not the character.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

This PMQs is...interesting.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'll credit Kelsey Grammer with not letting his politics taint his roles, and in some cases, like Sideshow Bob Roberts, actively allowing the writers to take the piss out of it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I'll credit Kelsey Grammer with not letting his politics taint his roles, and in some cases, like Sideshow Bob Roberts, actively allowing the writers to take the piss out of it.

Yeah the only thing he deserves poo poo for on that front is the abortion called the Half Hour News Hour.

I have a pretty high tolerance and can only do about 2 minutes of that when endurance-running it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I realise that I only post tweets but... I swear to God this country is becoming a loving parody of itself

https://twitter.com/jdwtweet/status/925635300189143040

Sure VAT might change, but just lol at anyone who thinks food will be cheaper post-brexit

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

"It's the russians!!!" really is the worst thing to happen to 21st century political discourse.

https://twitter.com/martinkettle/status/925644351748886528

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

TheRat posted:

"It's the russians!!!" really is the worst thing to happen to 21st century political discourse.

https://twitter.com/martinkettle/status/925644351748886528

This is a loving beautiful ratio.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ratjaculation posted:

Sure VAT might change, but just lol at anyone who thinks food will be cheaper post-brexit
I thought food was one of the few things that would be cheaper if we left no deal, because the market could be flooded with cheap American and Russian produce.

Combined with the lack of CAP, this could prove interesting for our agricultural sector.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Chucat posted:

This is a loving beautiful ratio.

did my bit to add to it

kettle really can be a piece of poo poo

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Guavanaut posted:

I thought food was one of the few things that would be cheaper if we left no deal, because the market could be flooded with cheap American and Russian produce.

Combined with the lack of CAP, this could prove interesting for our agricultural sector.

Its not cheap American and Russian, its mostly South American thats the competitors to the UK's farmers - and they will under cut the UK colossally. They already do even with the massive tariffs they have under the EU's WTO deal. Its all thanks to them not giving a poo poo about their own countries or livestock so they slash and burn it all to the ground and treat their animals like sit; its completely unsustainable long term due to the ground is becoming barren but its a quick buck.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
I'll laugh and laugh and laugh at rural Britain having to beg socialist jam menace Corbyn for handouts after voting themselves out of social spending, markets, subsidies, and cheap labour.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

ukle posted:

Its not cheap American and Russian, its mostly South American thats the competitors to the UK's farmers - and they will under cut the UK colossally. They already do even with the massive tariffs they have under the EU's WTO deal. Its all thanks to them not giving a poo poo about their own countries or livestock so they slash and burn it all to the ground and treat their animals like sit; its completely unsustainable long term due to the ground is becoming barren but its a quick buck.

i dont think this concept is unique to south american farmers

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


You can put me down as a point of contact for anyone who's interested in joining the Cotswolds CLP (yes, we do have one). Unfortunately I've only just started attending meetings consistently myself, so I can't exactly provide much information myself, but I'll do what I can to answer queries.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Cerv posted:

:thejoke:

did you notice the existence of the down-to-earth dad character? he's there to remind you that Frasier isn't any smarter / better than anyone else.

Of course I got it. My post was about the people who used to call it the smartest show on tv.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Yvonmukluk posted:

You can put me down as a point of contact for anyone who's interested in joining the Cotswolds CLP (yes, we do have one). Unfortunately I've only just started attending meetings consistently myself, so I can't exactly provide much information myself, but I'll do what I can to answer queries.

Sorry about your suffering under the immortal god-king of the Cotswolds, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown. Come to Stroud for a drink if you want to feel hope sometime.

I'd put myself down as the go-to Stroud CLP guy but I'm not sure how long I'll be staying here and haven't actually made it to a single meeting in the past couple of years anyway so...

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lisa Nancy just brought down the government.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

you may have to elaborate

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



serious gaylord posted:

Lisa Nancy just brought down the government.

Don’t say things like that it might actually make me get excited.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

quote:

Labour’s Lisa Nandy says three years ago she gave May evidence of whips using information about sexual abuse to demand loyalty from MPs. Nandy says on three occasions she asked her to act, and on three occasions May refused.

May says she will look back at the questions that Nandy raised. She says all whips offices in the Commons should make it clear that sex abuse allegations go to the police. Where there are allegations of misconduct, action will be taken, she says. She says she wants people to feel confident that they can bring forward cases, she says. She says she wants a good process in parliament, so people so not need to go through party processes.

That doesn't look great for May, but then again when has that ever mattered?

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

CptAwesome posted:

you may have to elaborate

She asked May to deal with the sexual misconduct blackmail thing three years ago. She apparently just asked again.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/lisanandy/status/925703673459761153

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

serious gaylord posted:

Lisa Nancy just brought down the government.

guardian posted:

Labour’s Lisa Nandy says three years ago she gave May evidence of whips using information about sexual abuse to demand loyalty from MPs. Nandy says on three occasions she asked her to act, and on three occasions May refused.

May says she will look back at the questions that Nandy raised. She says all whips offices in the Commons should make it clear that sex abuse allegations go to the police. Where there are allegations of misconduct, action will be taken, she says. She says she wants people to feel confident that they can bring forward cases, she says. She says she wants a good process in parliament, so people so not need to go through party processes.

Thinking on it, not only is the list vague on what, specifically, is being spoken of (like the Fallon thing), but it implies the whips had this information, and the MPs knew the whips had it. Now Lisa Nandy is saying MPs are being compromised by their own party.

I still think the Fallon thing sticks out as potentially most explosive, and I hope that actual good journalists are checking to confirm if the whips told the defence secretary they knew he sexually assaulted a drunk colleague.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

quote:

Mark Francois, a Conservative, says if May stays in the chamber after PMQs, she will hear Richard Benyon introduced a 10-minute rule bill putting a statute of limitations on prosecutions against the armed forces. The government should not be prosecuting soldiers to pander to Sinn Fein, he says.

What a bunch of cunts

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Not Operator posted:

She asked May to deal with the sexual misconduct blackmail thing three years ago. She apparently just asked again.

She said May refused to deal with it. So it has completely ruined any way May has to come out of that blackmail list cleanly.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lisa Nandy has raised in public, on live television that the prime minister not only knew about these allegations years ago, they chose to cover it up to blackmail mps for political gain.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

The small boys thing was Tim Fortescue, there's modern articles going back to 2014 about it.

Wikipedia posted:

Fortescue worked as a whip in Edward Heath’s government between 1970 and 1973. In a 1995 BBC documentary, Westminster’s Secret Service, he said the following about what the Whips would do for MPs who were in danger of being mired in scandal:[6]

“ For anyone with any sense, who was in trouble, would come to the whips and tell them the truth, and say now, I’m in a jam, can you help? It might be debt, it might be… a scandal involving small boys, or any kind of scandal in which, erm er, a member seemed likely to be mixed up in, they’d come and ask if we could help and if we could, we did. And we would do everything we can because we would store up brownie points… and if I mean, that sounds a pretty, pretty nasty reason, but it’s one of the reasons because if we could get a chap out of trouble then, he will do as we ask forever more.

If Fortescue was questioned during Conifer, Midland or IICSA I can't find mention of it.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

serious gaylord posted:

Lisa Nandy has raised in public, on live television that the prime minister not only knew about these allegations years ago, they chose to cover it up to blackmail mps for political gain.

Okay that's way worse than I was able to glean from twitter.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Not Operator posted:

Okay that's way worse than I was able to glean from twitter.

Here's the video of it

https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/925706805782728705

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
From a few months back, but I strongly suggest putting aside some time and reading the EU’s Brexit impact assessment. It’s a fascinating and quietly terrifying read.

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