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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Guavanaut posted:

Michael Phallus, Jeremy oval office,

ftfy


rear end in a top hat :v:

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Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

oval office is not a gendered insult in the UK, and the creeping Americanisation attempting to make it so should be rejected.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

More denials coming out from the spreadsheet.

Rory Stewart (who apparently asked researcher Sophie Bolsover to do odd things) issued a denial twenty minutes after Sophie Bolsover denied anything happening. Who knows what happened in that case, but the pressure being put on victims to publicly deny anything happened must be intense.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Still B.A.E posted:

oval office is not a gendered insult in the UK, and the creeping Americanisation attempting to make it so should be rejected.

:agreed:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Still B.A.E posted:

oval office is not a gendered insult in the UK, and the creeping Americanisation attempting to make it so should be rejected.

this

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Still B.A.E posted:

oval office is not a gendered insult in the UK, and the creeping Americanisation attempting to make it so should be rejected.

You’re going to have to do a bit of legwork to find an etymology that doesn’t mean ‘ladyparts’, though, no matter what side of the Atlantic is using it. I mean, Christ, it meant ‘vagina’ as far back as Shakespeare.

It’s kind of hard to see how an insult comparing someone to a woman’s bits isn’t, like, the definition of a gendered insult.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Don't be a knob.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

quote:

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

Billy Shaksper was one dirty-minded motherfucker - he'd probably be directing porn if he were alive now

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Bit of a dick move, to make that argument, tbh. Takes quite some balls. It would make the wrong poster look a bit of a cock.

:shobon:

Tesla was right
Apr 3, 2009

Whats with all the robot sex avatars?

Darth Walrus posted:

You’re going to have to do a bit of legwork to find an etymology that doesn’t mean ‘ladyparts’, though, no matter what side of the Atlantic is using it. I mean, Christ, it meant ‘vagina’ as far back as Shakespeare.

It’s kind of hard to see how an insult comparing someone to a woman’s bits isn’t, like, the definition of a gendered insult.

I think it's more a question of who it's aimed at. Americans seem to exclusively use it on women, whereas its application is more gender-neutral in the UK (and legally, not even offensive in Australia).

I'm still uncomfortable with it being used on anyone but men, though, because the user might be an American using it like Americans do.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Maybe we should compromise and accept that whilst Tories are cunts they are also pricks and bellends

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

feedmegin posted:

Bit of a dick move, to make that argument, tbh. Takes quite some balls. It would make the wrong poster look a bit of a cock.

:shobon:

Are we really saying those aren’t gendered? Because there is generally an element of deliberate, joking irony when they’re applied to a woman. You know, like ‘Thatcher had bigger balls than most of the men in her cabinet’.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think we can all agree that they're arseholes.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Tsaedje posted:

Maybe we should compromise and accept that whilst Tories are cunts they are also pricks and bellends

My god, the Wall Street people were right. We really are living in a futarchy.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



jabby posted:

More denials coming out from the spreadsheet.

Rory Stewart (who apparently asked researcher Sophie Bolsover to do odd things) issued a denial twenty minutes after Sophie Bolsover denied anything happening. Who knows what happened in that case, but the pressure being put on victims to publicly deny anything happened must be intense.

I would imagine there are a lot of negotiations and NDAs being drawn up. Probably on legal aid.

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Tesla was right posted:

I think it's more a question of who it's aimed at. Americans seem to exclusively use it on women, whereas its application is more gender-neutral in the UK (and legally, not even offensive in Australia).

This. It's not a derogatory term for a woman here, despite the word's actual meaning, and shouldn't be seen as a misogynistic gendered insult as it is in the US.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Darth Walrus posted:

You’re going to have to do a bit of legwork to find an etymology that doesn’t mean ‘ladyparts’, though, no matter what side of the Atlantic is using it. I mean, Christ, it meant ‘vagina’ as far back as Shakespeare.

It’s kind of hard to see how an insult comparing someone to a woman’s bits isn’t, like, the definition of a gendered insult.
If you went back to Shakespeare's time, calling someone an awkward sod would mean you were calling them a backward or deviant sodomite, but awkward sod isn't in the very top tier of homophobic slurs as it would be were that still the case, because nobody goes by those definitions anymore.

Likewise, calling Gove a oval office doesn't mean you're calling him a vagina. Calling him a vagina might carry some degree of misogyny.

Maybe we should just switch from anatomy based swears entirely and go with implications of fornicating with livestock; chickenfucker, pigfucker, horsefucker, like some other languages do.

There's a fair chance it'd be true too.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Anyone who says I can't call the Tory cunts in Parliament cunts is themselves a right oval office and should fuckoff with all haste.

oval office.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Still B.A.E posted:

oval office is not a gendered insult in the UK, and the creeping Americanisation attempting to make it so should be rejected.

Tbh the way Americans use it has put me off using oval office before. Then I remembered that cunts no the problem, it's Americans spoiling it.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Tbh the way Americans use it has put me off using oval office before. Then I remembered that cunts no the problem, it's Americans spoiling it.

The right cunts.

Mu.
Sep 15, 2003

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Like a lot of British people I used to use the word oval office mostly to refer to my friends, especially fat friends, since "fat oval office" is some kind of classic pairing. But I also like cleaning up my use of language whenever something seems like it might be problematic and imo deciding that the word "oval office" has no misogynistic connotations just because you don't personally think that it does is precisely the same argument made by people who say "that's so gay" and claim it isn't homophobic because to them gay just means bad, or "let's go for a chinky" isn't racist because to them it's just what you call Chinese food.

I don't personally think these are good arguments for preserving speaking habits that might be unpleasant, which is why I stopped using the word oval office, and words like it. I do not feel their loss.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.


lol I probably should have checked if it was still there

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

I've just about managed to stop using gay as a term for anything a bit crap (blame my secondary school), no one is taking my oval office away from me.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Finding out that calling someone a pussy wasn't a gendered insult blew my mind.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Prick, oval office, arse, cock, poo poo, spunk and balls are all excellent swearwords imo, and you can pry them from my cold, dead mouth if you're going to try and take them away from me.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Here's something interesting - Labour are using opposition day to push for publication of the brexit impact reports, and they're claiming that a successful vote will be binding due to the use of a "Motion for Unopposed Returns":

https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/925609626778980353
https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/925610284852613120

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TomViolence posted:

Prick, oval office, arse, cock, poo poo, spunk and balls are all excellent swearwords imo, and you can pry them from my cold, dead mouth if you're going to try and take them away from me.
Prying prick and balls from a cold dead mouth sounds like Jimmy Savile's weekend.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I don't think it's unreasonable or contradictory to think pussy is gendered slur in the UK but oval office isn't

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


People using oval office to describe the vagina are far worse than people using oval office to describe actual cunts. It's a vile word. And the last time I checked vaginas were in fact not vile. Unlike Tories, for example, or fash.

I'm aware of the roots of the word but language evolves and someone calling a vagina a oval office just sounds like a misogynist.

I'm trying to cut down on my use of oval office because I do use it a bit much, but I can't stop using it until you find another word that just sounds so harsh. All about the sound of the word, it's vicious, you spit it. gently caress or poo poo or anything else really, they can all be softened a bit, but oval office always sounds a bit horrible.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Seaside Loafer posted:

I've just about managed to stop using gay as a term for anything a bit crap (blame my secondary school), no one is taking my oval office away from me.
The evolution of 'gay' as 'bad' is completely the opposite to 'oval office' as 'an unpleasant person', so I don't think they can be directly compared.

Like it started off as 'joyful and lively', spent a short time as 'sexually promiscuous', and then was claimed as a banner by Gay Lib almost as soon as it began to take on the modern sense of sexuality, so 'gay' as 'bad' came about as a direct rebuke against gay identity, even if most of the kids saying it didn't consciously process that.

If Women's Lib had spent decades saying "call us cunts* instead of womosexuals" and men went "haha no we're going to call Jamie Oliver a oval office** instead" then that'd be pretty bad, but none of that happened.

* Don't do this.
** Always do this.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

forkboy84 posted:

I'm trying to cut down on my use of oval office because I do use it a bit much, but I can't stop using it until you find another word that just sounds so harsh. All about the sound of the word, it's vicious, you spit it. gently caress or poo poo or anything else really, they can all be softened a bit, but oval office always sounds a bit horrible.

I've got an American friend who reckons 'bollocks' doesn't sound coarse at all, it's more cute and funny. But apparently 'balls' sounds like a proper swear??

Meanwhile on Countdown everyone's had enough of Nick Hewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GAbStTKFIw

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


https://twitter.com/ProfChalmers/status/925767095840903168

The government have said they will not vote against the motion.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
All this discussions about parliamentary procedure are giving me an enormous law hard on.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A Hansard on.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Deputy speaker has confirmed that the type of motion Labour has brought today is normally considered binding.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Watch as it turns out that it definitely isn't because Venezuela

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

jabby posted:

Deputy speaker has confirmed that the type of motion Labour has brought today is normally considered binding.

Normally suggests there’s times it isn’t and this is going to be one of those times

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Did the Tories ever actually address losing the Universal Credit vote? If not I can see Bercow taking a stand against them doing a similar thing this time.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
I mean what can Bercow do besides complain about it? They don’t give a poo poo

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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Fans posted:

I mean what can Bercow do besides complain about it? They don’t give a poo poo

Once the government is willing to ignore procedure and precedent, absolutely nothing. Older Tories might have performed lip service to the traditions of Parliament, but this lot, given the choice between ignoring him and not being the government, will probably just slip the Mail his home address

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