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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



I'm the same age as this guy and I can't imagine how bad your life has to be to think the coal is going to be your savior.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/925758875592163330

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/925760957556682752

Who needs courts?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Donnie randomly decided to call the Failing Fake News SAD New York Times about how Not Mad, popular, and unconcerned about Mueller he is.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/11/01/us/politics/trump-russia-charges.html?_r=0&referer=https://t.co/ZyjFTjB3OD?amp=1

I always wonder who he thinks he's fooling when he just lies a lot to non-Fox people.

“I’m in the office early and leave late; it’s very smooth,” Mr. Trump said. “Honestly,” the president added, “I’m really enjoying it.”

Yeah, DJT, we believe you.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



Abe Lincoln was right.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



Was waiting for this, didn't disappoint.

orange juche posted:

Helicopters lust for the blood of the innocent.

Can you blame them, helicopters are an affront to the gods

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Is it over the Antifa Revolution tomorrow, NFL kneeling, or week advance for Veteran's (Remembrance) Day outrage?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


DoktorLoken posted:

Bergdahl not getting executed/life in prison.

Of course, him not being shot immediately at sentencing by the Judge was a real travesty of American justice

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


psydude posted:

LMAO. So what percentage of the Navy's total officer corps is currently tied up in this whole thing?



Edit: :argh: was phone posting

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Nov 6, 2017

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


joat mon posted:

Great corporate communication Papa John's - your message went out loud and clear.

2 large 2 topping for $18.44 might have been a bad pitch.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Smiling Jack posted:

14.88 get it right

drat it

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Smiling Jack posted:

Japan has a pretty legit military they just kinda hope nobody notices.

Like the helicopter destroyer that is totally not an amphib

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Of course, DJT would want extra ketchup. Just pour more sugar on it like you're feeding a toddler.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Um.

https://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/928330524074086401

This appears to be illegal as all hell. Can't block mergers just because the president doesn't like a media network. RIP that government lawyer.

Thought this was a pretty good take on it.
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/928335962043805697

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/cjcmichel/status/928365294820777985

InfoWars never fails to deliver

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

Fox is hiring Gorka as a national security pundit.

A Hungarian neo-Nazi with bogus credentials on Fox News. Sounds about right.

The Dragon of Budapest is not to be trifled with.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdINAnBf0U

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wasabi the J posted:

Tailhook also have us another incredibly prescient Simpson's moment.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/929070676065030144

Bring me three glasses.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ErinBurnett/status/929328632123854848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

He just can't keep from taking in all of Putin from tip to base

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/KThomasDC/status/929561721668341760

God drat is he working so hard on Russia's shaft, loving pathetic

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


BadOptics posted:

Who was the puppet again?

Not the puppet! Not the puppet! You're the puppet!

:Turns into corn cob:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


TheGreasyStrangler posted:

mods, new av please



You wouldn't even need to change your user name.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


shyduck posted:

Because facts don't matter to his base. He can say anything and 30% of the country will take it as fact

Exactly. I have seen Twitters replies showing President Obama awarding Ellen the Medal of Freedom or whatever and DJT awarding a Medal of Honor to the Vietnam medic and right wingers saying "Obummer never supported ARE TROOPS!!" And it is such a blatantly false statement that you just can't even try to deal with them in good faith if they are spewing that garbage.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

I'm going to guess he tried to tweet it then but didn't have connectivity, got a clean phone for the post-Japan leg of his trip, and just turned his normal phone back on.

I just figured he was in a time paradox like Final Countdown.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Laranzu posted:

That's some pretty good word salad poo poo in that bio. He'll fit right into the administration.

His Vitae looks pretty garbage for someone that is supposed to be practicing law for over a decade. Then again, IANAL so what do I know.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


KildarX posted:

Does everyone forget the southern strategy/southern shift ever happened sometime in the mid/late 60's?

I have no idea what you're talking about. I just know that the Democrats created the KKK and the Republicans freed the slaves.

Why yes, I do watch only Fox News as my source of information.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



https://twitter.com/yashar/status/931192296934137856

:-/

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



quote:

In Alexandria last week, Mosley and his white nationalist buddies drove to Papa John’s to pick up two pizzas — pepperoni and meat lovers. For security reasons, they did not want pizza delivered to the home of Richard Spencer, who, as president of the National Policy Institute, a white nationalist think tank, had received death threats.

They gathered in Spencer’s living room and — some for the first time — dug into slices of Papa John’s.

“It doesn’t matter what it tastes like,” Mosley said. “It’s the official pizza of the alt-right.”

Then they washed it all down with Yuengling beer.

Doesn't surprise me that they have no taste.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/931199467851788289

Page is just the best part of this dumb story.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wish I had private jet money . . .

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


hobbesmaster posted:

The best part is that it seems to exclude anything useful for "middle class" people with a $20k cessna 152.

Yeah, that's always been one of my aspirational goals to get a private pilot's license and have a plane. Guess I'll just have to wait for another lifetime for that.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


TheGreasyStrangler posted:

How the gently caress do they even enforce house arrest for people who live off base

How do they enforce prohibition on drinking in-residence

How the gently caress are they still issuing these proclamations despite regularly being shown that they don't work

How the

It is like 99% of military regulations, don't apply to those senior and doesn't address the underlying problem but will be used to gently caress junior enlisted constantly.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/mj_lee/status/932610453297131521

Al's done.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



This outta hold those SOBs.

Seriously, does anyone not have skeletons stacked like cordwood in their closet

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

The Republican Party stands for traditional family values and the protection of women and children from icky men who want to cut off their own weiners and use the ladies’ room.

Hypocrisy never sticks to them, calling for small government and then doing the opposite doesn't stick to them, the only thing that gets an R fired is being found fooling around with another man.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vasudus posted:

i work with several gentlemen of gravity and none of them look remotely as bad as trump in a suit

That's a real nice way to say it.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Milo and POTUS posted:

Got a phone alert that vanished before I could read it all and for some reason it hasn't popped up in my news but apparently navy lost an aircraft with 11 on board.

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/933304342211383296

Also this poo poo head got convicted. We're real good at holding Africans and Slavs to account.

https://twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/status/933295582768021504

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

I'd have a drink with Kissinger just to ask him how he pulled so much tail with a face like that

He would steal your soul and live another 5 minutes.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Again, resign please.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



Came here to post that. Happy Thanksgiving to our one Coastie.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/NavyLookout/status/933779458389049344

:(

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