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Goonerousity
Sep 25, 2017

aww yeah
Lowtax are you a catholic or christian?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
The Great White Pope

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
More like the Internet Poop.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
He would need one of those new pope names

Protected I



I got nothing...

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Probably not, since he seems to have little tolerance for pedophiles.

Goonerousity
Sep 25, 2017

aww yeah
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka would be an excellent internet pope, he uses The Old Testament to "ban" demons and unbelievers, and with his mighty pope cane he rules the internet's memes and has long flowing silver lockets of hair.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Goonerousity posted:

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka would be an excellent internet pope, he uses The Old Testament to "ban" demons and unbelievers, and with his mighty pope cane he rules the internet's memes and has long flowing silver lockets of hair.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
No.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He's definitely better at this internet thingamajig than any other pope.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Wouldn't an Internet Pope have a verified Twitter account so His Holiness could easily brainwash his followers?

Retweet for God's love.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Infallible? I dont think so.

I think he'd make a good internet city alderman

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Give us the animated version you gently caress!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's the best part, Lowtax never made a claim to infallibility!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If they have belief in themself I think anyone, including Lowtax, is capable of anything. The sky is the limit, friends!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
He is and has always been the internet's plague doctor.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That position is taken.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
gently caress no.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Death to papists.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

That position is taken.


Who the gently caress is that steampunk cosplaying manbaby?

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug

Junior Jr. posted:

Who the gently caress is that steampunk cosplaying manbaby?

Video game Jesus!

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Smoking_Dragon posted:

Video game Jesus!

If I knew his second coming was going to be a 40-something landwhale gimp who collects toys for a living, I would've stuck with another religion.

The Pope
Feb 18, 2007

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

He's definitely better at this internet thingamajig than any other pope.

Bullshit

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
He protects those with stairs in their house.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And yet no one has made an artistic icon of him? For shame.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

That position is taken.


Get this schismatic garbage outta here, lowtax is the legitimate and rightful pope of the internet

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That was in response to a claim for Plague doctor of the Internet.
Lowtax is very much the pope of the Internet. and my heart.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Good, lowtax should excommunicate that gently caress

In iconography lowtax generally holds a pomegranate in one hand and a hammer in the other

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I don't mean to brag, but all my opinions, are the correct opinions

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

I don't mean to brag, but all my opinions, are the correct opinions

That’s just your opinion

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
A fresh coat of paint and a pig pope would do this world some good.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And we all love you for your humility and integrity.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

jon joe posted:

That’s just your opinion
Yes and it's correct.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Lowtax posted:

I don't mean to brag, but all my opinions, are the correct opinions

You talk just like a Pope. You must be the one.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

If you proclaim being the Internet Pope loudly enough, maybe it'll count towards getting Twitter to verify you.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Rambling Robot posted:

You talk just like a Pope. You must be the one.

I'm CEO of Internet

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
If you were Pope you wouldn't have to pay taxes.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

Yes and it's correct.

Hmm, can’t argue against that logic!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I want to be the pope of chili town

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

King of Bees posted:

I want to be the pope of chili town

Aren't you already the pope of sausage city?

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