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I'm confused as to how Viagra works as far as your boner, does it:
The reason I ask is because my wife and I are now entering our mid-30's. Given that we have children, our opportunities for the sex are fewer and further between then when we were younger. I have no issues getting down to business, and our sessions still last a solid 20 minutes or so, the same as when we were younger. However I've noticed as I get older that the time interval between rounds 1 and 2 is getting longer. In my teens and 20's I would be good to go in like 5-10 minutes after, where now I am taking upwards of 30-45 minutes to go again. That usually is too long before one of our children wakes up and/or shits themselves. If it's option B) above, would Viagra even affect me?: If it's option A), do you just keep going immediately after climax? 
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how do you buy viagra? does a doctor have to be involved?
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Viagra gives you a boner when you would otherwise have trouble, ie: if you're on coke or drunk There's another medication that reduces refractory period to a few seconds but I don't remember what it is E: cabergoline/dostinex, but it has a whole bunch of other side effects so idk if you'd be willing to roll the dice. It's crazy though you'll bust a nut and be ready to go before the semen is cleaned up Lena Dunham fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Nov 1, 2017 |
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Nov 1, 2017 15:58
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Lena Dunham posted:Viagra gives you a boner when you would otherwise have trouble, ie: if you're on coke or drunk lol holy poo poo im pretty sure if you take viagra after doing a bunch of coke your heart just straight up explodes out of your chest.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:00
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Jim Barris posted:lol holy poo poo im pretty sure if you take viagra after doing a bunch of coke your heart just straight up explodes out of your chest. I'm not sure, I've done it a few times w/o incidence and it seems to be common practice amongst people who do coke regularly Viagra can cause reflex tachycardia through the vasodilation, but coke is a vasoconstrictor so I think they'd balance each other out. It's probably not "recommended" but neither is using cocaine
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Nov 1, 2017 16:05
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So Viagra helps me with Lena Dunham but not so much on round 4 with Giada.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:07
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:So Viagra helps me with Lena Dunham but not so much on round 4 with Giada. Correct. Buy cabergoline for that
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Nov 1, 2017 16:09
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Very carefully
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Nov 1, 2017 16:11
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It works basically the same as bob odenkirk's porn actor character from curb your enthusiasm when he's telling the story about how he was losing his boner during a scene and some assistant guy came over with hotsauce on his finger and stuck it up his rear end in a top hat and "all the blood just goes" that's how
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Nov 1, 2017 16:15
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Hardawn posted:Very carefully
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Nov 1, 2017 16:15
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Shove the viagra up your rear end, op
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Nov 1, 2017 16:15
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When you take it, a guy named Viagra shows up and fucks everything around you in a 1 mile radius.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:21
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He is so very tired OP. Please let him rest.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:24
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makes your dick so hard a cat cant scratch it
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Nov 1, 2017 16:25
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Hardawn posted:Very carefully Hardly.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:30
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EX250 Type R posted:makes your dick so hard a cat cant scratch it And that's the story of ol' diamond dick Murphy
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Nov 1, 2017 17:05
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:how do you buy viagra? does a doctor have to be involved? Yes. Viagra was first developed to control blood pressure. The erection factor is just an unexpected side effect.
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Nov 1, 2017 17:53
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:how do you buy viagra? From a shady Canadian online pharmacy that changes their name every three weeks and will call you twice a week until the day you die.
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Nov 1, 2017 17:58
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It makes your dick so hard you could hammer a nail with it.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:14
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 (for the kids, not you)
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Nov 1, 2017 18:30
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A very tiny gnome climbs out of the pill and inflates your dinkledoo with a bicycle pump
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Nov 1, 2017 18:33
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spog posted:
Are you suggesting the op drug and gently caress his kids because that's messed up
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Nov 1, 2017 18:37
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Using a secret mixture of science and magic, your penis actually changes places with the penis of a version of you from a different universe. Meanwhile, your useless penis is temporarily grafted onto some poor alternate version of you. There are infinite universes, so hopefully in at least one you're not a complete failure as a man, unable to even get an erect penis! Because seriously, it's like the universe is trying to tell you something. With your dick being a flaccid mockery of the male genitalia, it's almost like the universe doesn't want you to have sex any more. Almost like it's saying you need to just chop the thing off already and devote yourself to other things. Because you sure as hell won't be sticking that inside anyone else ever again. Enjoy!
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Nov 1, 2017 18:43
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OP I think you are discovering that you are gay in old age and there is nothing wrong with that. Tell your wife to hit the ham! (I say that because she is bigger)
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Nov 1, 2017 21:07
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Jose posted:Are you suggesting the op drug and gently caress his kids because that's messed up 
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Nov 1, 2017 21:48
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I think it summons gay gnomes to massage your bollocks but I never went to pharmacy school.
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Nov 1, 2017 21:51
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just make sure you don't crush it up and snort it because this will make you go blind i met a blind dude who was a recovering addict, he started going to meetings after he hit his rock bottom, which was apparently smoking a ton of meth with a hooker and then snorting some Viagra so he could do a gently caress, but instead of a big boner he went blind and that's how he realized he had a problem lmfao
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Nov 1, 2017 21:55
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It inhibits the enzyme phosphodiesterase, which prevents it from activating cAMP and cGMP, which are cellular signals that cause smooth muscle contraction. The net effect is smooth muscle relaxation, causing vascular relaxation and a hard rear end dick full of blood
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Nov 1, 2017 21:59
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:how do you buy viagra? does a doctor have to be involved? You can buy Chinese dick pills either online or through your local bodega. A lot of them actually work cause in addition to imitation tiger penis and tree bark they also contain undocumented ground up viagra. I've heard good things about "African Black Ant."
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Nov 1, 2017 22:02
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subhuman filth posted:It inhibits the enzyme phosphodiesterase, which prevents it from activating cAMP and cGMP, which are cellular signals that cause smooth muscle contraction. The net effect is smooth muscle relaxation, causing vascular relaxation and a hard rear end dick full of blood this is correct. in addition, my biochemistry professor has informed me that i should refrain from writing "hard rear end dick" on future exams
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Nov 1, 2017 22:38
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Doctor here, the Viagra gives you a big dick full of cum
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Nov 1, 2017 22:45
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What happens if a lady takes Viagra? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 1, 2017 23:47
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solar energy panel posted:What happens if a lady takes Viagra? Asking for a friend. She gets a boner. Duh.
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solar energy panel posted:What happens if a lady takes Viagra? Asking for a friend. It still won’t get you laid lol
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Three words engorged
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solar energy panel posted:What happens if a lady takes Viagra? Asking for a friend. According to preliminary research, it makes them hot and gives them better orgasms, however further research has been discontinued because women are not supposed to enjoy sex.
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Nov 2, 2017 00:20
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I'm confused as to how Viagra works as far as your boner, does it: viagra is an erectile dysfunction pill. Not a stamina pill. you get a boner, you don't need it
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Nov 2, 2017 00:21
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you got it up a second time ten years ago because you were ten years younger. not because your dick is broken
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solar energy panel posted:What happens if a lady takes Viagra? Asking for a friend. Her clit gets huge and you gotta suck it. Yes, this makess you gay
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