How does Viagra work?

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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

subhuman filth posted:

It inhibits the enzyme phosphodiesterase, which prevents it from activating cAMP and cGMP, which are cellular signals that cause smooth muscle contraction. The net effect is smooth muscle relaxation, causing vascular relaxation and a hard rear end dick full of blood

Thanks i got kind of curious after the title lol. I knew it lowered blood pressure so i was especially confused

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:01

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:46

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

1gnoirents posted:

Thanks i got kind of curious after the title lol. I knew it lowered blood pressure so i was especially confused

it is literally have sex then, holy poo poo, I cannot function the next day. The drug.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:04

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

sex with women :smug:

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:08

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

sex with women

does your

mean sex with them or not having sex with them?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:11

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Gatekeeper posted:

just make sure you don't crush it up and snort it because this will make you go blind

i met a blind dude who was a recovering addict, he started going to meetings after he hit his rock bottom, which was apparently smoking a ton of meth with a hooker and then snorting some Viagra so he could do a gently caress, but instead of a big boner he went blind and that's how he realized he had a problem lmfao

Did he poke his eye out?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:53

Bad Llama: Jan 2, 2007; pwnerer

you have to snort the viagra into your dick hole

stick a rolled up dollar bill up there first to make it easier

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:55

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

A Fancy Hat posted:

Using a secret mixture of science and magic, your penis actually changes places with the penis of a version of you from a different universe. Meanwhile, your useless penis is temporarily grafted onto some poor alternate version of you.

There are infinite universes, so hopefully in at least one you're not a complete failure as a man, unable to even get an erect penis! Because seriously, it's like the universe is trying to tell you something. With your dick being a flaccid mockery of the male genitalia, it's almost like the universe doesn't want you to have sex any more. Almost like it's saying you need to just chop the thing off already and devote yourself to other things. Because you sure as hell won't be sticking that inside anyone else ever again.

Enjoy!

There is a dick dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as engorged as infinity. It is the middle ground between chubby and steely, between tinder and disappointment , and it lies between the pit of man's insecurities and the summit of his bank account. This is the dimension of anxiety. It is an area which we call the Boner Doner Zone.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:57

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Bad Llama posted:

you have to snort the viagra into your dick hole

stick a rolled up dollar bill up there first to make it easier

...
Ouch!

# ? Nov 2, 2017 01:57

cardiacarrest123: Apr 10, 2016

I'm working on a drug that sends not just extra blood to your bone, but ALL your blood to your bone. Making you a corpse with the hardest, biggest boner.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 02:41

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

How hot is your wife that you have to gently caress her again right after? Can't you just gently caress her tomorrow?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 02:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

cardiacarrest123 posted:

I'm working on a drug that sends not just extra blood to your bone, but ALL your blood to your bone. Making you a corpse with the hardest, biggest boner.

really hate to be the one to break this to you, but the penis isn't a bone

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:06

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

Maybe yours isnt

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:16

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

pretty sure it�s a nitric oxide synthase inhibitor, the enzyme that produces nitric oxide, the signalling molecule that tells your dick to be horny, OP

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:30

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Hi friends, my penis is twice as long and three times as thick as normal. Should I be taking 6 pills to compensate? Also if I want to have sex 4 times in a row should I be taking 24 pills at once??

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

Hi friends, my penis is twice as long and three times as thick as normal. Should I be taking 6 pills to compensate? Also if I want to have sex 4 times in a row should I be taking 24 pills at once??

yes

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:36

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

Pawn 17 posted:

Hi friends, my penis is twice as long and three times as thick as normal. Should I be taking 6 pills to compensate? Also if I want to have sex 4 times in a row should I be taking 24 pills at once??

in order to answer this question i need you to try stuffing your non erect penis up your anus. report back with results

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:36

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Viagra makes you constantly think about sexy things, OP. That's why it keeps you erect

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:48

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

big pharma spends 300 million dollars a year on advertising boner pills alone and half of those prescribed viagra specifically don't get a refill

apes obsessed with sex becoming too fat tired and insecure to obsess over sex anymore

surely this will end well, the next big app will fulfill us in a way that our biological basis for existence couldn't anymore

# ? Nov 2, 2017 03:57

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

https://sports.yahoo.com/viagra-wont-advertise-nfl-games-signaling-softening-ad-market-121745226.html
this headline made me laugh

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:01

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Little gnomes build scaffolds in your penis.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:03

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Noblesse Obliged posted:

There is a dick dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as engorged as infinity. It is the middle ground between chubby and steely, between tinder and disappointment , and it lies between the pit of man's insecurities and the summit of his bank account. This is the dimension of anxiety. It is an area which we call the Boner Doner Zone.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:04

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

Hi friends, my penis is twice as long and three times as thick as normal. Should I be taking 6 pills to compensate? Also if I want to have sex 4 times in a row should I be taking 24 pills at once??

Does the weiner keep getting bigger the more pills you take?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:05

Bruegels Fuckbooks: Sep 14, 2004; Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

so in my buying drugs off the internet phase i bought some viagra, and usually what i like to do is try internet drugs once alone by myself just to make sure they are whatever they say they are.

so i take a viagra, and i get hungry, and i get in my car and start driving - and I notice that somehow, I have four arms, and these four arms are driving the car. as you can imagine, i was very concerned at this point - but then I noticed my vision had also turned blue. after careful observation and holding my hands really still, I determined that the other pair of arms were afterimages (like I'd move my arm, and it would leave a snail's trail of arm that would catch up after a second or two) and my vision was WAY too hosed up to be driving. i would've been better off on literally any other drug, but i did manage to get back to my apartment without killing anyone.

so yeah, apparently viagra does crazy poo poo. who knew?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:08

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Gatekeeper posted:

just make sure you don't crush it up and snort it because this will make you go blind

i met a blind dude who was a recovering addict, he started going to meetings after he hit his rock bottom, which was apparently smoking a ton of meth with a hooker and then snorting some Viagra so he could do a gently caress, but instead of a big boner he went blind and that's how he realized he had a problem lmfao

# ? Nov 2, 2017 04:22

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

so in my buying drugs off the internet phase i bought some viagra, and usually what i like to do is try internet drugs once alone by myself just to make sure they are whatever they say they are.

so i take a viagra, and i get hungry, and i get in my car and start driving - and I notice that somehow, I have four arms, and these four arms are driving the car. as you can imagine, i was very concerned at this point - but then I noticed my vision had also turned blue. after careful observation and holding my hands really still, I determined that the other pair of arms were afterimages (like I'd move my arm, and it would leave a snail's trail of arm that would catch up after a second or two) and my vision was WAY too hosed up to be driving. i would've been better off on literally any other drug, but i did manage to get back to my apartment without killing anyone.

so yeah, apparently viagra does crazy poo poo. who knew?

the spice must flow lol

# ? Nov 2, 2017 05:40

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Borrowed Ladder posted:

How hot is your wife that you have to gently caress her again right after? Can't you just gently caress her tomorrow?

She's more attractive than I deserve, and we can't always guarantee time for coitus.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:06

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

put a trump mask on her and ask her to talk dirty about private email servers. you'll be rock hard in no time and have saved yourself some $$'s.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:14

Seaside Loafer: Feb 7, 2012; Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

I regularly use a herbal viagra called Kubwa. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kubwa/dp/B012NFQKF8 . I can confirm it actually works and isnt bullshit. It is slightly psychoactive though so depending on where you are in the world might be illegal. You dont need more than one and the effect lasts for a good 24 hours.

They take about an hour to kick in and your dont want be using one if you are having a quicky! This is for when you know for a fact you are going to be loving repeatedly.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:22

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Jose Mengelez posted:

put a trump mask on her and ask her to talk dirty about private email servers. you'll be rock hard in no time and have saved yourself some $$'s.

I usually wear the mask, she dresses up like Ivanka.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:34

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Seaside Loafer posted:

I regularly use a herbal viagra called Kubwa. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kubwa/dp/B012NFQKF8 . I can confirm it actually works and isnt bullshit. It is slightly psychoactive though so depending on where you are in the world might be illegal. You dont need more than one and the effect lasts for a good 24 hours.

They take about an hour to kick in and your dont want be using one if you are having a quicky! This is for when you know for a fact you are going to be loving repeatedly.

This is what I don't get, are you literally rocking a boner for 24 hours with this?

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:37

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I usually wear the mask, she dresses up like Ivanka.

whatever floats your urinal cake dude.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:37

Seaside Loafer: Feb 7, 2012; Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

This is what I don't get, are you literally rocking a boner for 24 hours with this?

No, well a bit (you can get a bit chubbed just from walking around but thats ok as long as no one can see), what happens is your recovery time and ability to 'rock a boner' is much improved. Also it tends to be a rock hard erection, which is nice. But no you arent just walking around with a big stiffy for ages, its just as described above.

Like I said if you know you are going to have a good long session with whoever you loving its really cool

I would add to that product i recommended that its probably dangerous for people with heart conditions or high blood pressure, so go careful.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 11:52

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Seaside Loafer posted:

No, well a bit (you can get a bit chubbed just from walking around but thats ok as long as no one can see), what happens is your recovery time and ability to 'rock a boner' is much improved. Also it tends to be a rock hard erection, which is nice. But no you arent just walking around with a big stiffy for ages, its just as described above.

Like I said if you know you are going to have a good long session with whoever you loving its really cool

I would add to that product i recommended that its probably dangerous for people with heart conditions or high blood pressure, so go careful.

I'll have to look into that, it seems like the standard ED medicine is not for me considering I'm trying to improve recovery time between boners.

# ? Nov 2, 2017 12:12