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UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
The security agent gives me a strange look as he reads over my boarding pass.

"Are you sure, son?" is the only question he asks me. I nod enthusiastically, and pat my suitcase full nutter butters and protein bars. The bustling noise of the airport fills the air for a few moments as neither of us say anything.

The agent shrugs and ushers me over to a side room. He knocks on the wall with a strange, non-repeating signal and a secret door slides open. He guides me inside, and shuts the door behind me. It's a long, winding hallway that leads me straight to the InSight lander. A group of men in suits open a small compartment in the bottom, and I hop inside. As the door shuts, I begin writing in my journal.

Day 1 - Launch day! Can't wait. Currently in lander.
Day 1 - still waiting, this is gonna be great
Day 1 - ok last entry things are rumbling now I think it's almost time
Day 2 - I have made a horrendous mistake


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

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