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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Yeah, I remember when Bleeding Cool published that story. Didn't DC rap his wrist and send him to "don't be a creep" training or something?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
My favorite Ditko story that's probably self-aggrandizing bullshit but I love it anyway is that Ditko would draw Spider-Man swinging by college protests and shaking his fist at them, and then Lee would come in, erase the speech balloons, and change it so Spidey was voicing support for the kids.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I will say the one of the things I miss most about Comics Alliance is how they'd do fun recaps of big stupid event books, so that I didn't have to read them just to know what all the comics I cared about would be reacting to for the next year. Having to flip through Secret Empire in the comic book store just to keep up sucked and turned out to be entirely pointless.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

David D. Davidson posted:

Okay so there is something I do need some help for:

I'm planning to give my one year old nephew a copy of All Star Superman for Christmas this year. The problem is I need a kind of joke lesson to attach to it. To give you an idea of what I'm looking for last year I got him the movie Drunken Master with the attached lesson "you can solve all of life's problem with alcohol and violence." I'm kind of running a blank here.
"Rich dudes with weird hair have our best interests at heart"?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

muscles like this! posted:

As someone who hasn't been following anything going on with DC for a while, should I read Doomsday Clock #1?
I haven't read my copy yet, but Superman vs. Dr. Manhattan at least sounds pretty neat.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Roth posted:

Those are some of my fav comics along with Amazons Attack, Marville, and tie-ins to World War Hulk.
You will take that back right now about Incredible Herc.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Isn't the worst thing about Trouble just the gross coquettish teen model covers?
I think you're thinking of the Emma Frost prequel series, which was actually pretty good and could have appealed to teen girls except every cover was softcore porn.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Edge & Christian posted:

since I looked it up here is that Daniel Way Ant-Man interview:
So was he doing shtick or did he really think this was edgy and cool

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Even from within the run, the Gordon thing was clearly meant to be temporary.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
There's also competition, which is life and death to these people (see: why Disney would rather choke the FF and X-Men franchises to death rather than give Fox another loving penny of free advertising), and you'd better believe that "Avengers made a billion dollars so we gotta do more than that" is a thing that actual jobs ride on.

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