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Which Chili is the One True Chili?
This poll is closed.
Advanced Chilosophy by Scientastic 37 52.11%
Getting Chili Now by Cavenagh 3 4.23%
Chili Con Carnival by DICK DICER 1 1.41%
Chili That Should Fit Most Definitions Of Chili by That Works 0 0%
Red Menace 3-Bean Chili by Falstaff 1 1.41%
Leperflesh's Improvisational Chili by Leperflesh 4 5.63%
Chili Con Chili by Neofelis 1 1.41%
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chili by Doom Rooster 3 4.23%
Rhightpondian Chili by feedmegin 1 1.41%
Artisinally Crafted Chili With Local Ingredients by Oldsrocket_27 3 4.23%
My Best Chili by fr0id 1 1.41%
This Is Meat And Chili Peppers by Mr. Wiggles 4 5.63%
Chili My Soul by The Glumslinger 2 2.82%
At Least Nobody Died by TychoCelchuuu 3 4.23%
Chili Blanco Con Pollo by Tendales 1 1.41%
Chili Just Like Dad Never Used To Make by HUGE PUBES A PLUS 6 8.45%
Total: 71 votes
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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004



Fun Shoe

It has been a long and interesting competition, and there are many excellent entries. Thanks to all who chose to participate, or to read along! This has been one of the best turnouts we've had in a long time, and is going to be one heck of a difficult decision.

Only one can reign supreme as The Best Chili, so please vote above.

Voting will run through Wednesday, 15 November.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at Nov 3, 2017 around 03:59

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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015


My vote is the gaming goon with the chili beans. Itís very similar to how I make my chili.

I also made it and was delicious!

Piggy Smalls fucked around with this message at Nov 5, 2017 around 16:05

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


I really enjoyed this competition and learned a huge amount about various ways to improve on the basic recipe: there are definitely lots of things I'm going to take from all the entries next time I make chili.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015


I tweaked my chili from the recipe a bit:

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007
The Almighty

Some delicious-looking chillis round here lately, but I think there was only really one poster who followed the full brief and actually justified their chilli. I'm definitely in the mood for some smoky, spicy goodness though so good job everyone!

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fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Everyone did a great job! So what could I have done to make my chili/thread better?

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

An extensive application of Freudian psychoanalysis.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


I think I was pretty clear that we now have to be Chili Jungians.

kirtar
Sep 11, 2011


TychoCelchuuu posted:

An extensive application of Freudian psychoanalysis.

With a side helping of epistemology

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007







Smellrose

I got two votes! That is two more than I expected, so, thanks to both of you, whomever you are. I really enjoyed doing an ICSA; it motivated me to try something new, and I got a couple gallons of chili out of the deal as well, so win/win.

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


TychoCelchuuu posted:

An extensive application of Freudian psychoanalysis.

Iím a terrible writer, but Iíll go ahead and try writing a psychological report of my chili.

Mr_Roke
Jan 1, 2014



Those were a bunch of fantastic Chilis.

Reading through all the entries was nice compensation for waking up way too early. Well done everyone.

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


fr0id posted:

Iím a terrible writer, but Iíll go ahead and try writing a psychological report of my chili.

Okay, I added a psychological report to my chili thread.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004



Fun Shoe

Voting is ended! Congratulations Scientastic, on the vast and enthusiastic approval of your peers!

My thanks to everyone who entered, this has been a great turnout, and a ton of really good entries.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

That was a hella good contest and well deserving winner.

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Congratulations, everyone!

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


Thank you for the support, everyone: my wife had her doubts about whether this was a sensible use of my time, but it was definitely worth it!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 14, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


Scientastic posted:

Thank you for the support, everyone: my wife had her doubts about whether this was a sensible use of my time, but it was definitely worth it!

I mean, it definitely was NOT a sensible use of time, but the end results certainly entertained us.

Suxpool
Nov 20, 2002
I want something good to die for...to make it beautiful to live

it's gratifying that Advanced Chilosophy got goldmined, but I was pretty furious that most people weren't voting 5 on that masterpiece thread

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Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


What? It got goldmined?! Wow, that's my first ever goldmined thread.

Obviously, standards are slipping.

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