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Who will leave as world champion
This poll is closed.
Eli Drake 0 0%
Johnny Impact 3 6.38%
Johnny Mundo 1 2.13%
Johnny Nitro 2 4.26%
Johnny Blaze 2 4.26%
John Hennigan 1 2.13%
John Morrison 2 4.26%
Pentagon Jr 2 4.26%
Ricochet 1 2.13%
Alberto El Patron 8 17.02%
Jeff Jarrett 25 53.19%
Total: 47 votes
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


This show is $50

Will you buy this show? Will you save the Fight Network from Anthem? Will you buy pizza? Did you buy a ticket in Section B?

Here is the card as of yesterday, though it turns out that Taya can't leave the US for some reason even though this show is in Canada and she's a Canadian citizen so they'll be substituting that match or nixing it FOR THIS CARD FILLED WITH EXCITEMENT

Eli Drake vs. Johnny Impact for Impact title

Will Johnny Nitro/Mundo/Impact win another title? Will Impact last longer than LU did?

Dave & Jake Crist vs. LAX in a 5150 street fight for Impact tag titles

This is all of LAX. This is literally a 5 on 2 handicap street fight

Trevor Lee vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Dezmond Xavier vs. Matt Sydal vs. Petey Williams vs. Garza Jr. for X title

Probably will be match of the night!

Sienna vs. Gail Kim vs. Allie for Knockouts title

Will Gail win the title again before she retires? Tune in!

Moose & Stephan Bonnar vs. King Mo & Bobby Lashley in a cage match

Let this match just sink into your head for a minute and wonder how bad its going to be

Rosemary vs. Taya Valkyrie red wedding (first blood) match

Grado vs. Abyss in a Monster's Ball match
IF GRADO LOSES HE MUST LEAVE NORTH AMERICA

Team GFW (Ethan Carter III & James Storm & Eddie Edwards) vs. team LU/AAA (El Texano Jr. & El Hijo de Fantasma & Pagano)

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
TNA/Anthem is bad. If you are thinking about spending $50 on this PPV, just give that $50 to me instead and I'll send you a random picture from google image search. Much better investment.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A match to determine whether Grado is deported from the US will happen in Canada

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

A match to determine whether Grado is deported from the US will happen in Canada

Hilarious that this angle happened as a shoot with Taya

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Poor Rosemary missing her big PPV paydaHAHAHAHAAA, sorry I couldn't finish.

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

dsriggs posted:

Poor Rosemary missing her big PPV paydaHAHAHAHAAA, sorry I couldn't finish.

I thought she was doing this for exposure.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


dsriggs posted:

Poor Rosemary missing her big PPV paydaHAHAHAHAAA, sorry I couldn't finish.

TNA does have a relationship with AAA.

...now I'm not saying it's happening.

But WHAT IF?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

rare Magic card l00k posted:

TNA does have a relationship with AAA.

...now I'm not saying it's happening.

But WHAT IF?

I thought they fired Sexy

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Benne posted:

I thought they fired Sexy

Last time that happened she returned and immediately won a title vacated by...Taya Valkyrie.

I'm not saying it's happening, but...

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I'm not sure what else Anthem can cut to afford her booking fee. Maybe they can let this guy or this guy out of their contracts.


e: oh boy!

https://twitter.com/EdNordholm/status/927219955912925184

dsriggs fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Nov 5, 2017

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


This was a dire card anyway and not worth 50 bucks but trying to do that after this weekends New Japan and UFC shows? Lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Last time that happened she returned and immediately won a title vacated by...Taya Valkyrie.

I'm not saying it's happening, but...

Reminder that AAA didn't tell Taya she was vacating the title, so they had her boyfriend (Johnny Mundo) bring the belt to a photo shoot and asked to hold onto it for extra photos so he let them hold onto it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pretty excited to watch this hot garbage with the 5 other people who will be in this thread!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


exploded mummy posted:

Reminder that AAA didn't tell Taya she was vacating the title, so they had her boyfriend (Johnny Mundo) bring the belt to a photo shoot and asked to hold onto it for extra photos so he let them hold onto it.

Christ what a carny business.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Renaissance Spam posted:

Christ what a carny business.

They originally said she was being stripped of the title because she performed an illegal chokehold in a no-disqualification match.


Then they realized the utter stupidity of that situation, so they claimed she was injured in a car accident and was unable to defend the title (she was in an accident but it was minor).


Again they never told her about any of this.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
So TNA refuses to give away tickets to this event and the TV tapeings according to a friend.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Anyone know if there's a 3 hour pre-show?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Anyone know if there's a 3 hour pre-show?

Do you think TNA would pay anyone for 3 more hours than they need to

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

TNA pays people now?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Chris James 2 posted:

A match to determine whether Grado is deported from the US will happen in Canada

And the loser is..... Rockstar Spud?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am going to watch this stupid show because gently caress everything

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


If they announce they'll be airing the Okada apology I'd probably pay 50 for this

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

If they announce they'll be airing the Okada apology I'd probably pay 50 for this

If the apology is Okada getting to hit Russo with a rainmaker I would pay double

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR


- JOHNNY MUNDO

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Why do people turn their heads when there's a car wreck?"

lol

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
lol its still listed as GFW Bound for Glory on the PPV

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR


- JOHNNY MUNDO

Well it is the biggest money-losing show of the year

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Hard camera is underexposed or something

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

It looks exactly like the Impact Zone

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Surprisingly decent crowd

I am trying to find row B right now

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
lol OF COURSE the rules are needlessly complex

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Surprisingly decent crowd

I am trying to find row B right now

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

lol

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Hello I am watching the pay per view

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

You're a moron if you pay any money for a TNA show.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lmao did they all just forget the tag rules?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Fun opener but it just ends with Trevor Lee stealing the win by just pushing Williams out of the ring and then pinning the guy he destroyered

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
other thread'll reopen at the end of the show

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


oh boy it's dux :geno:

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