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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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https://boingboing.net/2017/11/05/s...verely-bea.html

quote:

Senator Rand Paul, architect of some of the most extreme policies of the Republican Party, had five of his ribs fractured (three were "displacement fractures") and suffered lung bruising after being beaten at his Kentucky home; his next-door neighbor, Rene Boucher (59), an anesthesiologist/inventor who is thought to have worked at a nearby hospital with Rand Paul, was arrested and bailed for fourth-degree assault.

Though Paul's injuries were initially described as minor, his staff now says that it is not clear when he will be able to fly to DC again to resume his duties in the Senate.

The Washington Post reports that "there is no indication that the attack was political in nature."

In a season of extremely close votes, including one in which Mike Pence was called in to break a tie (in order to immunize fraudulent banks and other financial institutions from lawsuits by the people theyíve wronged), a single lost vote on the Republican side could make an enormous difference.

On the other hand, Paulís intransigence and insistence that any new health care deal should be maximally cruel to poor people was responsible for the collapse of the GOPís attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act, and so perhaps in his absence, Senate Republicans will be able to reach consensus.

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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someone start a gofundme to buy that guy some new boots

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008



Trig Discipline posted:

someone start a gofundme to buy that guy some new boots

Judging by Rand's injuries he has a perfectly serviceable set already

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete


When's someone gonna swirley Paul Ryan.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

what the hell lmao

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Animal-Mother posted:

what the hell lmao

that's what rand paul said

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




Animal-Mother posted:

what the hell lmao

rand paul got the gently caress beaten out of him by his doctor neighbor for extremely obvious reasons

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


Doctor Rope

Suitable punishment for now.






So, spell it out for the slower posters - was he loving his neighbour's wife?

BarronsArtGallery
May 21, 2010

"Wait... need more boobs"

Starshark posted:

Suitable punishment for now.






So, spell it out for the slower posters - was he loving his neighbour's wife?

yes 100% no question

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




that implies that rand paul has game and i refuse to believe that

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




newt gingrich, who's sole maneuver is to give his wife cancer and then cheat on her, has more game than rand paul

BarronsArtGallery
May 21, 2010

"Wait... need more boobs"

Yinlock posted:

that implies that rand paul has game and i refuse to believe that

desperate housewives

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




BarronsArtGallery posted:

desperate housewives

nobody has ever been rand paul desperate

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
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what is 4th degree assault?

BarronsArtGallery
May 21, 2010

"Wait... need more boobs"

Doctor? Check.
Senator? Check.

Panties drop.

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




Jose posted:

what is 4th degree assault?

it's when you perform an elbow drop off the top rope

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Yinlock posted:

nobody has ever been rand paul desperate

It's Kentucky.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Good i'm glad

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Has anyone called this the Bowling Green Massacre yet?

BarronsArtGallery
May 21, 2010

"Wait... need more boobs"

I hope he has flail chest.

that poo poo takes forever to heal and it's painful as gently caress for months

but given the fact that he wasn't urgently sent to surgery I doubt it

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



Yinlock posted:

rand paul got the gently caress beaten out of him by his doctor neighbor for extremely obvious reasons

you mean this guy?

Streak
May 16, 2004

SUCK

THE

SHIT

STRAIGHT

OUT

OF

MY

OWN
ASSHOLE


Violence against those you disagree with politically is never a good thi.... Nah gently caress it that owns lmao get hosed Rand

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007




Yinlock posted:

nobody has ever been rand paul desperate

I mean someone hosed Ron to produce Rand so it's the same ballpark

Streak
May 16, 2004

SUCK

THE

SHIT

STRAIGHT

OUT

OF

MY

OWN
ASSHOLE


I think fourth degree assault is when someone kicks your rear end butt you were totally asking for it

Streak
May 16, 2004

SUCK

THE

SHIT

STRAIGHT

OUT

OF

MY

OWN
ASSHOLE


gently caress it I'm not correcting that typo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool


the invisible fist of the free market

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007




Streak posted:

gently caress it I'm not correcting that typo

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




ScrubLeague posted:

I mean someone hosed Ron to produce Rand so it's the same ballpark

i don't believe you

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



anime was right posted:

the invisible fist of the free market

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


I never promised
you ~
Anything I
couldn't do ~


it owns and hes gonna get addicted to percocets because 5 fractured ribs lmebo

jest another casuality in the opioid crisis

sorry rand, but not sorry, after all healthcare is slavery so having to deal with your brittle ribs is just holding all of us back, jest fkn neck yerself because you didnt get enough calcium in yer diet ye fkn mug

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009



Ham Wrangler

somebody attacked ted cruz too but you never heard about it because the assailant was later found in twenty three different garbage bags around texas

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011



i heard his neighbour was covering for him. he actually injured his ribs trying to suck his own dick

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye



anime was right posted:

the invisible fist of the free market

Truly nothing it does could ever be considered immoral

MrWilderheap
Jul 18, 2006



Always nice to see some uplifting news in these crazy times we live in

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009

never get out
of the bag





https://twitter.com/Thomas1774Paine...587835481292801

Typo
Aug 19, 2009






Vox Nihili posted:

Has anyone called this the Bowling Green Massacre yet?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009






anime was right posted:

the invisible fist of the free market

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
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Lipstick Apathy


What show is that from?


Also what did Rand do to get his rear end handed to him like that? Beyond being a Libertarian pendant of course?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Crowsbeak posted:

What show is that from?


Also what did Rand do to get his rear end handed to him like that? Beyond being a Libertarian pendant of course?

Nobody knows but given the light charges against the neighbor speculation is that Randy boy may we'll have deserved it.

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MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

just one more spin

Crowsbeak posted:

What show is that from?


Also what did Rand do to get his rear end handed to him like that? Beyond being a Libertarian pendant of course?

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