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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
While looking for a certain great image on the internet.coms, I stumbled upon this curious website...

:mario: http://www.myfconline.com/




What's this?? I can marry my favorite fictional characters? Online??



Over sixteen hundred people have married Johnny Depp so far! Poly-rific!



Bowser has his fair "share" ;) with 29 people!!!

I even got married myself!!!





There are even journal entries or something if you want to hear musings by the 10-14 age group!!!




Can you find your favorite character online? Which character are you going to marry?

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Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I wanna be married to the inter-dimensional worm from the fourth silent hill game.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
So you think Johnny Depp is a 2?

What was your rating of Bowser?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

givepatajob posted:

So you think Johnny Depp is a 2?

What was your rating of Bowser?
depp is pretty weird and ugly looking tbf. he looked fine when he was much younger, and ok as sparrow but that's heavily covered up. 2 is a fair. he's one of those unfortunate guys that just keep getting uglier as they age

bowser is 5/5

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

givepatajob posted:

So you think Johnny Depp is a 2?

What was your rating of Bowser?

if theres anything I know for certain in life, it is that Johnny Depp is a 2

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We all know Putty would marry Tim Legion.

description posted:

Judge Rhianne Burke Sentences Adagio Dazzle Sex with Bowser
Ariel Legion owned by Tim Legion Federations

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Nov 7, 2017

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

That old denominator is always suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs, and saying cool phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


fast

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
But can I marry the INTERNET?





ONLINE?!?!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


Adolf Hitler proving more popular than Abraham Lincoln, Adobe After Effects, and Adolf Hitler

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!


I can have my big gay quarterback all to myself!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Putty posted:



Over sixteen hundred people have married Johnny Depp so far! Poly-rific!
The gently caress kind of picture of Johnny Depp is that?!?



Also did you crop these pictures to be 666px wide on purpose?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

I can't believe sonic is a bigamist.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm the one person married to Hitler.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
puttys internet search history:
how can i marry mario
marrying mario online
legitimate marriage to mario
mamma mia marry mario

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I also married Alan Turing and Alexi Romanov.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drilldo squirt posted:

I can't believe sonic is a bigamist.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless



I'm lucky boy #3

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


:gay:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*clicks on TV Shows and Cartoons*



Not even past the As and already plenty of marriageable candidates. I can't decide if I should be looking in Annoying Orange, The or in avatar the last airbender girls slut.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ahsoka tano slut

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Do Australian Dingo Mates for life?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.myfconline.com/?do=view&type=characters&series_id=7091

o_O

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
They have a monster girl encyclopedia?

Don't mind if I do!

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


They are all married to each other

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm an anime and I want to marry the dead penguin grape kun.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Putty posted:



Adolf Hitler proving more popular than Abraham Lincoln, Adobe After Effects, and Adolf Hitler

I’m the two people married to Anders Breivik :wtc:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ha ha, suck it aaron16331. no one loves you.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

ha ha, suck it aaron16331. no one loves you.

I'm married to him in my heart.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Someone who is registered please make a page for me on that website, thanks and godbless.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Enfield posted:

puttys internet search history:
how can i marry mario
marrying mario online
legitimate marriage to mario
mamma mia marry mario

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Avril is married to enough people that she probably only sees each person once a month, unless they all live in some house or community together. Maybe I'll marry Avri instead

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

a bone to pick posted:




I'm lucky boy #3

Congrats MR FAHRTZ

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ha, ha, just wait until you fuckers get separated and sued for child support.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

smug n stuff posted:

I’m the two people married to Anders Breivik :wtc:

:nsallears:

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chomp8645 posted:

They have a monster girl encyclopedia?

Don't mind if I do!

leave me the lamia, you can have all the other monmusus tho


drilldo squirt posted:

Someone who is registered please make a page for me on that website, thanks and godbless.

you have to make an account for that, and I honestly can't be bothered

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Well.. thanks for reading, I've got to get back to my Philosophy paper about Niezche's view on "Death of God". Woo ! College! ;D.

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