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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF novelty tweets/twitters
 
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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
 What's a novelty Twitter account? From Knowyourmeme (of all places):
Novelty Twitter Accounts are parody profiles on the social networking site Twitter that are meant to impersonate or lampoon a wide range of subjects, from celebrities and public figures to corporations and inanimate objects. Since the launch of the microblogging service in March 2006, novelty Twitter accounts have grown into a genre of web-based performance art, showcasing the creator’s comedy writing or commentaries on current events.

Some are great, some are lame, some are weird, but there are a lot of them ny now so post your favorite ones.

https://twitter.com/daytimesnaps/status/927888868912885760

https://twitter.com/daytimesnaps/status/924952519369023488

https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/469556540656340992

https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms/status/921685500225875969

https://twitter.com/esportsseinfeld/status/802347459665985536

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

 This isn't exactly a novelty Twitter account, but I have been in god-damned love with @whoucallinturky since I discovered it a couple of weeks ago.

Time for trucker law.

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/705501066792673281

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/798944347055980544

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/883901434093326336

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/731551103318364163

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/871215615712907265

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/735638228330504194

https://twitter.com/whoucallinturky/status/740512716851384320

...that's trucker law

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
It's not really creative or original but it always makes me laugh that there are twitter accounts that just tweet the lyrics to The Boys Are Back In Town and Africa

https://twitter.com/intownagain/status/735697659508314119

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 08:24
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 70s Dinner Party (@70s_party) posts terrible recipes (and sometimes advertisements, advice columns, etc.)

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/675291729734578177

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/929804781308260352

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/929439696551337986

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/928955927050571776



WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) parodies anti-feminist arguments.

https://twitter.com/NoToFeminism/status/564764588986494976

https://twitter.com/NoToFeminism/status/919915601702805504

https://twitter.com/NoToFeminism/status/918604469125787648

https://twitter.com/NoToFeminism/status/900780573009911808

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 09:16
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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
fanfiction_txt is always good for a laugh.

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/928407973742854145

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/926167158379356160

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/926158902579798016

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/915649691177512960

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 09:28
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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Does horse_ebooks still exist? I loved that broken spambot.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 09:43
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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

 Not a cop doesn't update anymore but it owned

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/264184838439981056

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/263447666376187904

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/263391282536271873

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/252291652478189569

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 13:58
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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

EmmyOk posted:


https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/252291652478189569

Roy Moore???

* # ? Nov 15, 2017 07:55
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Oh hey, no one's posted da share z0ne yet.

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/930502298706440192

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/745608445491974144

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/928011782714732544

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/927613294210437120

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/927578043580903424

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/925744445613633537

* # ? Nov 15, 2017 11:33
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 You know how the sidebars on news sites have article headlines with pictures? This Twitter just puts the image with the headline that's above it instead of the one that's below it or vice versa.

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/732261399615823872

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/920068867635822593

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/912815901006688257

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/909941154493239296

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/908396956656877568

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/907732945212817409

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/905180157706518529

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/902689636350214144

* # ? Nov 17, 2017 05:09
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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


 https://mobile.twitter.com/loneblockbuster?lang=en

The Last Blockbuster is pretty funny.

* # ? Nov 17, 2017 07:43
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 NYT Minus Context is just phrases from the New York Times taken out of context.

https://twitter.com/NYTMinusContext/status/763801412493045760

https://twitter.com/NYTMinusContext/status/931602085749121024

https://twitter.com/NYTMinusContext/status/931527115056574464


Kids Write Jokes is jokes written by children who don't quite understand how jokes work.

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/929993611063767040

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/926746560838250496

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/925300819037212672


Best Porn Comments is actual comments posted on porn videos.

https://twitter.com/BESTPORNCOMMENT/status/254809240814878720

https://twitter.com/BESTPORNCOMMENT/status/254808551145484288

https://twitter.com/BESTPORNCOMMENT/status/254799671686475776

* # ? Nov 18, 2017 04:03
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Tiggum posted:

Best Porn Comments is actual comments posted on porn videos.

drat i thought this was a twitter too, but its kind of the same thing:
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com

as for Seinfeld-twitters I was a fan of the original(?) now defunct Modern Seinfeld:
https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/status/459058142026813440

also Star Trek Next Gen's season 8's dedication to b-plots:
https://twitter.com/TNG_S8/status/682786356494385152

* # ? Nov 18, 2017 04:23
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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/931635241445396482


dude tweets as richard nixon. v funny.

* # ? Nov 18, 2017 05:12
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Parental Advisory posted the user-submitted parental advisories from IMDb.

https://twitter.com/AdvisoryGuide/status/577054618636677120

https://twitter.com/AdvisoryGuide/status/510779150731579392

https://twitter.com/AdvisoryGuide/status/510779001611489280

https://twitter.com/AdvisoryGuide/status/336107625315987457


Amazon Movie Reviews posts user-submitted movie reviews from Amazon.

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/920319233631830016

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/919594158947364869

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/917436766050816000

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/915988749909073920

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 06:46
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Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
Medieval Death Bot gives you deaths as recorded by medieval coroners.

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/931003296340262912

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/929674544834527233

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/928345832260120576

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/924721916774006785

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/921822811567484929

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 07:55
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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
Lemme just slip this post from the game glitches thread in here:

Collateral Damage posted:

That Twitter is hilarious.

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/875055335748366337
https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/856924725284569088
https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/855105738154311680

Also

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/926491060146237440

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 08:32
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Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
this thread is a bitch to load.

https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/932117029804441600

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 08:41
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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Angry Salami posted:

Medieval Death Bot gives you deaths as recorded by medieval coroners.

When you reply to it, you'll get an individual death note :allears:

https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval/status/931610049511698432

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 08:48
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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Huzzah! posted:

fanfiction_txt is always good for a laugh.

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/928407973742854145

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/926167158379356160

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/926158902579798016

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/915649691177512960

Aw, you missed the best one; the Obama/Sonic cross-over.

* # ? Nov 19, 2017 09:41
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Goumet Hot Takes posts people's terrible opinions.

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/932054158852665351

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/930659725334675462

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/929982720926801925

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/928664373140312064


Luann DeGroot is someone who is strangely dedicated to making fun of the terrible comic Luann.

https://twitter.com/LuannDeGroot/status/900731551624908800

https://twitter.com/LuannDeGroot/status/834776008507154432


And The Garbage Ape just retweets any time anyone talks about the garbage ape.

https://twitter.com/TheGarbageApe/status/890107397666217984

* # ? Nov 20, 2017 03:47
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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Yobgoblin posted:

this thread is a bitch to load.

https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/932117029804441600

Yeah idk what the limit to amount of embedded tweets per page is, if there even is one. But once it's loaded it seems to work fine, unlike 50 GIFs playing simultaneously.

For Exposure is really good at making your blood boil

https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt/status/931597820355756032

https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt/status/928437774931320832

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

The Last Blockbuster is pretty funny.

Funny AND educational! It never occurred to me that Blockbusters were franchised. That's nice that there are still some around, though they might not be tweeting about it.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.8b64a2aaf2c1

I've always liked Birds Rights Activist, but I also don't 'do' Twitter, so I don't know if it is considered passe by now. I also remember the first time I heard about Twitter, I looked it up on the Internet, and there was a parody site called 'Shitter' or something similar. At the time I thought that was a little funny and also sort of crass, but thinking about it now it was positively quaint. And I guess prophetic.

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
Would You Rather Bot asking the hard questions.

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/932866602395193344

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/932640072377171968

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/932368236846501902

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/932232319934652421

* # ? Nov 21, 2017 08:11
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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Huzzah! posted:

Would You Rather Bot asking the hard questions.

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/930691933697204225?s=17

* # ? Nov 23, 2017 06:19
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Myrl Crowe writes captions for comic panels.

https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/937640337220231168

https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/937327191406317568

https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/934421931595530245

* # ? Dec 5, 2017 08:54
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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



 snakebro is my idol but unfortunately he hasn't posted in years

https://twitter.com/snakebro/status/167644221266857984

https://twitter.com/snakebro/status/167115159083556864

https://twitter.com/snakebro/status/163097140124585985

* # ? Dec 5, 2017 09:07
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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

 https://twitter.com/YtThumbnails/status/937171574830129152

* # ? Dec 5, 2017 09:29
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Everyday Sexism retweets examples of everyday sexism.

https://twitter.com/thatPRGrace/status/940142503965216775

https://twitter.com/Joanne_Paul_/status/938392693914460160

https://twitter.com/SarahABGee/status/936005701624827904

* # ? Dec 13, 2017 02:12
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 https://twitter.com/ShittyMario/status/765427295620169728

https://twitter.com/ShittyMario/status/939299597838458880

* # ? Dec 15, 2017 09:42
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Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

 I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kim Kierkegaardashian yet.

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard/status/941364265092558848

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard/status/932981372695842816

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard/status/932321041686368256

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard/status/930797676811124742

* # ? Dec 15, 2017 16:10
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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



 Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) is the twitter account of a blog of the same name that tweets obscure Mario trivia, always with a picture or gif to go with it. The twitter account tweets things that the blog doesn't post, and vice versa, so if this interests you then it's worth checking out both.
https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/854154937110065155
https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/887074977358503940
https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/885466442249928704

* # ? Dec 19, 2017 22:36
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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


 Herald Sun Half-Wits (@heraldsunreader) posts/retweets comments and letters, mostly from the Herald Sun, an Australian News Corp paper.

https://twitter.com/chapmanjosh/status/829832100807204865

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/818569704893607940

https://twitter.com/heraldsunreader/status/817575482883350528

https://twitter.com/heraldsunreader/status/817574646274932736

https://twitter.com/heraldsunreader/status/792912097533235200

* # ? Dec 21, 2017 05:45
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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Tiggum posted:

Myrl Crowe writes captions for comic panels.

Thank you so much for this. I can't stop laughing.

https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/939094622550282240
https://twitter.com/MyrlCrowe/status/936960958957850624

* # ? Dec 21, 2017 19:55
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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
 Discovered a couple new ones this week:

(warning: this one posts often)

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/958500237282304000


https://twitter.com/CrapLocalNews/status/957990507753476097

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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited
 I don't know what I expected when I saw this the first time, but I always crack a smile when I visit:
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Yond Cassius posted:

I don't know what I expected when I saw this the first time, but I always crack a smile when I visit:
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

This is great in its innocent stupid humor.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Hannibal at the Zoo is exactly what it sounds like

https://twitter.com/ZooHannibal/status/469683587110166528

https://twitter.com/ZooHannibal/status/469856420163497984

https://twitter.com/ZooHannibal/status/517901453651091456

https://twitter.com/ZooHannibal/status/481826593094909953

https://twitter.com/ZooHannibal/status/473824056907939840

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