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Who win will in VA?
	Northam
	Gillespie

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Hi, this is the Election Day thread, 2017. We're half-assing this. :smugdon:

RACES TO GIVE A gently caress about :
VA - Ralph "We gotta get more racist" Northam (D) vs Ed "An Actual Racist" Gillespie (R)
NJ - Phil "Gonna Win" Murphy (D) vs Kim "Stuck In Christie's Orbit" Guadagno (R)
Tons of other local races.

OTHER RACES YOU DON'T CARE about :
NYC - Bill de Blasio vs Who Cares He's Going To Win
UT - House of Representatives

Some resources: http://www.businessinsider.com/election-day-2017-big-races-2017-11/#-1
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/virginia-governor-election-gillespie-northam

logikv9 has issued a correction as of 23:40 on Nov 7, 2017

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

i head deblasio's campaign was funded entirely by isis c/d

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:55

Serf: May 5, 2011

lmao at everything

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:55

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

Al! posted:

i head deblasio's campaign was funded entirely by isis c/d

fake news

deblasio funded isis

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:56

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

abstaining irl

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:56

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

https://twitter.com/VotingGuy/status/928002933752565761

county is R+11 in 2016

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Preview of tonight's entertainment:

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/847838659004989440

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:57

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

please change the thread title to "schnorkles banned if northam loses"

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:58

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Will be interesting to see if Northam has managed to sabotage himself badly enough to lose.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:58

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i actually would prefer schnorkles to not be banned

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:58

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

gently caress im addicted to election watching

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Baloogan posted:

i actually would prefer schnorkles to not be banned

im assuming its not a perma ban, though mods can confirm or deny this

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:00

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

what TRUMP demonstrated is that he doesn't drive up minority turnout, but he does swing white educated whites democrat

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Typo posted:

what TRUMP demonstrated is that he doesn't drive up minority turnout, but he does swing white educated whites democrat

Soft AA turnout + waaaayy up Arlington and Fairfax is still probably enough to win by 3 or 4, and also was called by a lot of the polls in the lead up to the election.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:02

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

Can't wait to go vote for Phil "Goldman Sachs" Murphy :nutshot:

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:02

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Can't wait to go vote for Phil "Goldman Sachs" Murphy

new jersey is a failed state

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:03

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Northam�s gonna win and dems will decide that the winning strategy really IS getting more racist.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:03

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Nanomashoes posted:

Northam�s gonna win and dems will decide that the winning strategy really IS getting more racist.

yea this is the most chaos option, if Northam wins the left can keep making its case of "MAYBE STOP" but if we get a few wins with goobers like this the DNC can go 'no see sometimes we DO need a racist'

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:05

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Schnorkles posted:

im assuming its not a perma ban, though mods can confirm or deny this

You ain't up against it that bad, schnorks.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:05

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Nanomashoes posted:

Northam’s gonna win and dems will decide that the winning strategy really IS getting more racist.

this will also be their conclusion if he loses, because he simply was not racist enough

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:06

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Captain_Maclaine posted:

You ain't up against it that bad, schnorks.

cuck mods

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:08

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

go north young ham

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:14

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Baloogan posted:

i actually would prefer schnorkles to not be banned

We all like Schnorkles but he does it to himself!

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:16

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Northam is going to win by the way.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:18

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Montasque posted:

Northam is going to win by the way.

this is actually prty likely imo

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:23

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/928008850413883394

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:24

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

I'm supporting the racist guy who hates students.

No, the other one.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Typo posted:

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/928008850413883394

raw numbers for PWC look like it will be up, even if percentage is about the same.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:29

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Is a high turnout good on its face for the guy who is less racist or bad?

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Taco Duck posted:

Is a high turnout good on its face for the guy who is less racist or bad?

yes.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:49

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

hope jabari brisport wins in brooklyn, though he's green party and running against a dem incumbent so it's a long shot

# ? Nov 7, 2017 22:58

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

add dis to the op plz :cabot:

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/virginia-governor-election-gillespie-northam

# ? Nov 7, 2017 23:02

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

i'm on fire-a for hyra

# ? Nov 7, 2017 23:03

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Can't wait to go vote for Phil "Goldman Sachs" Murphy

I live in a republican stronghold and the turnout seemed kinda high just fyi.
just do it

# ? Nov 7, 2017 23:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.