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The bull wasn't allowed in the shop. It was a cash only business. They didn't accept charges, so he was forced to only window shop... of course, everyone glossed over the fact that the bull could at least read

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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The manager of the Fine China Shoppe told the man he couldn't shop there, he simply wasn't allowed in. After the shopkeeper checked the man's ID, the man was told he would have to leave. The man was born on May 16th, you see. He was a Taurus, and everyone knew the kinds of problems that could lead to!

The shopkeeper was adamant about it, so the man left. On his way out, the would-be shopper turned to look the manager in the eye and said, "this is some serious BULL in a China shop!" and he left. The door hit him abruptly in the buttocks as he left the establishment. The shopkeeper grinned. He had narrowly avoided yet another disaster.

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