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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

FINAL EPISODE - 4/16/2018



Years ago, Panzer and I LP'ed Saints Row 2 and since then we have been struggling to find another game that could live up to that level of "quality". Unfortunately, nothing we toyed around with really clicked with us. We shrugged it off, figuring that after I moved to the same area as her that would open up a ton of possibilities via local co-op games. So here we are -- four years and nearly 3000 miles later -- and we've finally settled on this trash fire incredible experience that doesn't require us to be in the same room at all.

Welcome to Sven Co-op



Sven Co-op was a mod initially created so that people could play the original Half-Life together... but that's not exactly where we're going to go with it. You see, as a mod for a popular computer game in the early 2000s, things quickly got out of hand. Tons of custom, user-made maps were created and, well...





Episode #00 - Half-Life Fake-Out
Episode #01 - Authentic Experience
Episode #02 - Pizza Preparation
Episode #03 - Pizza Assault
Episode #04 - Ocarina of poo poo
Episode #05 - Irritating (Deku) Stick
Episode #06 - YES, YES
Episode #07 - Ha Ha to You Bowser
Episode #08 - Pizza Delivery
Episode #09 - Pizza Security
Episode #10 - Night on the Town
Episode #11 - Wreckhouse
Episode #12 - Grand Prix
Bonus #01 - F-Zero
Episode #13 - Dumpster Dive
Episode #14 - Punishment
Episode #15 - Donnie Day
Episode #16 - Christmas Time
Episode #17 - The Best of the Best
Episode #18 - Trash Xprase
Episode #19 - Classics of Game
Episode #20 - Classics of Game 2: The Sequel
Episode #21 - The Hunt for BLU Obama
Episode #22 - poo poo [VLP]



Toon Run: (comes with installs of Sven Co-op)
Bot Party: http://scmapdb.com/map:bot-party
Pizza Ya San: http://scmapdb.com/map:pizza-ya-san
Zelda OOT Conversion: http://scmapdb.com/map:zelda-oot-conversion
Fun Waterpark: http://scmapdb.com/map:fun-waterpark
Arcade: http://scmapdb.com/map:arcade
Marioland 1: Greenblock Zone: http://scmapdb.com/map:marioland-1:greenblock-zone
Shopping Centre: http://scmapdb.com/map:shopping-centre
Metal Bar: http://scmapdb.com/map:metal-bar
Mat Club: http://scmapdb.com/map:mat-club
Wreckhouse: http://scmapdb.com/map:wreckhouse
Wreckhouse 2: http://scmapdb.com/map:wreckhouse-2
Wreckhouse 3: http://scmapdb.com/map:wreckhouse-3
Keen Race 2017: http://scmapdb.com/map:keen-race-2017
Snark Race: http://scmapdb.com/map:snark-race
Frogger: http://scmapdb.com/map:frogger
Train Racing: http://scmapdb.com/map:train-racing
Terminator Run: http://scmapdb.com/map:terminator-run
F-zero X: http://scmapdb.com/map:f-zero-x
Robootto's Big Map Pack: http://scmapdb.com/mappack:robootto-s-big-map-pack
Island: http://scmapdb.com/map:island
otokotati no kouzan: http://scmapdb.com/map:otokotati-no-kouzan
The Prison: http://scmapdb.com/map:the-prison
Big Room Guy 3: http://scmapdb.com/map:big-room-guy-3
Heist: http://scmapdb.com/map:heist
Party 2: http://scmapdb.com/map:party-2
Hotline Svencoop: http://scmapdb.com/map:hotline-svencoop
Christmas: http://scmapdb.com/map:christmas
Sniperwar Xmas: http://scmapdb.com/map:sniperwar-xmas
Sveney Christmas: http://scmapdb.com/map:sveney-christmas
Santa's Revenge: http://scmapdb.com/map:santa-s-revenge
OMG: http://scmapdb.com/map:omg
quad: http://scmapdb.com/map:quad
Trials: http://scmapdb.com/map:trials
Mario Land Escape Series: http://scmapdb.com/map:marioland
Marioland 2: Waterville Zone: http://scmapdb.com/map:marioland-2:waterville-zone
Sonic The Hedgehog: http://scmapdb.com/map:sonic-the-hedgehog
Fire Temple: http://scmapdb.com/map:fire-temple
Metal Gear Solid: http://scmapdb.com/map:metal-gear-solid
Legend of Zelda: http://scmapdb.com/map:legend-of-zelda
Sonic: http://scmapdb.com/map:sonic

Kaubocks fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Apr 16, 2018

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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Hello everyone! I'm glad everyone seems to have enjoyed my dumb reveal idea. :allears:

We're just a couple days out from the first real episode so I wanted to thank you all for the great reception to the vid. We'll rework the thread with a new OP/title once Thursday rolls around. We're looking forward to getting this thing started for real-- it's been too god damned long since panzer and I had an LP going!!

FeyerbrandX posted:

:asoiaf: I am looking forward to being able to look upon the face of Tracerskank without immediately glazing over because I seriously give 0 fucks about overwatch.

So a quick little something I'd like to get out in front of (that nobody is going to see because I'm only really mentioning it in this post) is that... well... We didn't record this reveal video until we had several episodes worth of content recorded. We didn't really start toying around with different character models for a while. But we do! Eventually! Haven't used Tracer yet though, that was chosen for the reveal.

Scalding Coffee posted:

I still remember those maps. I can't imagine how fun they would be when you don't have a dozen people murdering their way through the harder maps.

you have no idea (it's bad (like this LP)) BUT! a lot of the fun to us is just exploring these maps that people put time into. We're gonna see and find some wild poo poo, believe me. My favorite episode so far involves zero combat!

President Ark posted:

god i knew something was wrong because all the textures were slightly hosed up and there were too many HEV suits but i had no idea

Honestly I think you're the only person I saw mention the HEV suits. Panzer and I were going mad because we figured that would be the most surefire sign at how hosed up everything was, but instead people started pointing out poo poo like Barney is the wrong color. People even noticed that Panzer was dressed up as a scientist and following me around! But this is the only post about the suits!! And I don't think I've seen a single mention about the HUD!!!

McDragon posted:

my God, what are you doing

Greetings!


:getin:

Kaubocks fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Nov 14, 2017

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Panzer Skank posted:

Also during one of the takes I was no-clipped outside the level and I forgot that my body was still attached to the bottom of my head and this happened


here's a video of how poorly panzer hid herself in this take

panzer, crying: "is it usable??? just keep going"
me: "..."

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

New thread title!
New thread tag!
New OP!

:siren:New episode!:siren:



Sven Co-op - #01: Authentic Experience

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Aces High posted:

I am very confused, what exactly IS Sven Co-op?

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Lunethex posted:

please don't profane resident evil

i want to be clear that i have nothing but the utmost respect for the maps we play and the people who create them

they're all good

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

This Thanksgiving, instead of spending all that time preparing a turkey why don't you just order a pizza instead? Today Panzer and I investigate why that might not be such a great idea:

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

oh we're not done with pizza

we are definitely not done with pizza

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Panzer's model is the mech suit from Appleseed, what is Kaubock's model?



Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

don't dox me

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Look, making a pizza is a lot harder than you think. In fact, we still have more to do! But let's say, hypothetically, we eventually finish the pizza. Do you think anyone would be mad about that?

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

ChorpSaway posted:

Wow, no wonder delivery is so popular! This is a lot of work just to make a pizza, and I dunno if I could do it by myself at home. Thank you, Kaubocks, for teaching us more about the food industry and the brave men and women who make sacrifices for delicious food every day.

panzer and i strive to make only the most educational LPs here on something awful dot com

Bogart posted:

I wish I was eating pizza right now. :(

:same:

HenryEx posted:

Oh yeah, could you please let the thread know about the next update 1 day ahead of time so i can prepare more pizza for dinner that day, tia

i've been posting every video on thursdays at 11:00 AM PST-- mark your calendars!

Kuvo posted:

its not a sven coop map if there isnt a boss monster with way too much HP

i take it we can expect a shrek with 20k hp in your map then, huh??

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

God, guys, I'm so full of pizza. I just... I just can't do another pizza map right now. It's so much to handle. I promise Panzer and I will get back to pizza at some point but for now that cat is just going to have to wait a little bit longer for delivery because we desperately need a pizza break.

So instead, let's just chill out and reminisce about one of the greatest games ever made!

spoilers: this is probably not the intended way to relive one of the greatest games ever made



Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

jonsicoli posted:

This game looks... Markedly different without 40+ pubbie players filling every conceivable space in the level, dying in droves, covering every surface with blood, guts, and anime tiddy sprays. It's almost a different game.

Does OP have any desire to goonrush any of the levels? I'd be interested.

this definitely sometime we’ve considered and will probably hold something like it whenever we decide to wrap up the LP. i think it would be funny to have a couple dozen people rush through a roulette of maps we’ve played!

nothing is set in stone yet though

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

You remember that time where, as a wee little kid, you were playing Ocarina of Time for the first time? 3D adventure games were new and it was breaking new ground. You're venturing deep into this decrepit old tree and it's like, wow!, this entire dungeon is inside a living thing! This is wild! And then you get to a puzzle where there's nothing but a torch and a stick and when you light that deku stick ablaze it blows your mind the level of interactivity you're going to have with this game?

Anyway we're here to tarnish that memory.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Let's take a little chill out time to explore some levels that have no combat. Heck, there isn't even a goal in these maps-- just hang out and have fun! How bad could we possibly be at this?

Spoilers: We die a non-zero amount of times.




Kaubocks fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Dec 21, 2017

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011


nice


RickVoid posted:

Was the Zelda music added in post, or an incredible coincidence?

absolutely not me, i swear-- download the map and check for yourself if you like!

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

it's fuckin mario time bitches, sorry, i got nothing more to say about this other than enjoy watching a door open for a minute and a half



Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Here is a comprehensive list of things we definitely successfully do in this episode:
- understand how to progress naturally through the level
- learn how to use barnacle grapple
- complete our objectives on the first try



Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

suffer

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Spoggerific posted:

Also, pizza over here is really expensive and usually nowhere as good as the stuff in the US. A large (around 35cm) is anywhere from 2,500 to 4,000 yen (about $22 to $36) and they have some really :psyduck: special pizzas like corn and mayonnaise.

HenryEx posted:

Eh, i've seen someone in Spain order (and eat) a pizza with wieners, smarties and gummy bears. At the beach.

all this time i thought panzer and i would be producing the most offensive content in the thread but here we are

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

YEAHHHHH IT'S TIME TO FUCKIN PARTYYYYYYYYYYY

y'all wanna join in? no sweat! BYOB! (the last B stands for "bear")





Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

FeyerbrandX posted:

So I'm glad I managed to be here to see the first upload of the video, before the copyright claims and mutings happen.

way ahead of you




(i've had it uploaded for days unlisted, it's monetized by claimant but not blocked anywhere)

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

I'm going to be in meetings all day so have a slightly early episode!

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Edmond Dantes posted:

Did you splice the music in, or was it part of the map? Because I can see both things happening.

all music in this episode was edited in by me

Scalding Coffee posted:

That gatling gun better not have any ammo when you kept ignoring it. That was a missed opportunity.

shortly after where i cut off wreckhouse 3 we go looking for secrets and find the minigun + how to get it naturally, but neither of us were able to pick it up for some reason. just kind of a wet fart. where i ended it for the vid felt more natural.

Really Pants posted:

I'm glad that there are some good maps

they're all good maps :colbert:

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen...

START!

YOUR!

ENGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Noper Q posted:

Do you really not understand how Frogger works?

ok grandpa


ishikabibble posted:

http://scmapdb.com/map:snark-race





Good to see these maps are continuing to be selected with the utmost care and discrimination.

panzer beat me to the punch by posting nearly word for word what i was gonna post but i can't not post anyway

1) lmfao oops
2) get ready for the next episode bitch

CommissarMega posted:

I love how the anime titties distracted you from the rocket launcher :allears:

there was a rocket launcher???????

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

White Coke posted:

Isn't Kaubocks Canadian?

ya but i moved to the states, like conveniently down the road from panzer actually

i’m going to get deported for LP crimes next week with how bad the next episode is

like legit this isn’t exactly us being cute and going “oh noooooo it’s baaaaaad ha ha wink wink” like nah guys it’s fuckin BAD

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

I'm trying to put off working on the next episode as long as possible so have a quick bonus episode!

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

This episode is recorded evidence of LP crimes in progress. Engaging with this video is aiding and abetting, which is a criminal offense. Watch at your own risk.

Or, better yet, don't, because this episode is about as much as an episode as these maps are actual maps, which is to say they aren't at all.




Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Cerebral Bore posted:

Hope LP jail is treating you well.

i have great news about the next episode

Inferior posted:

Oh my god, it’s The Beginner’s Guide. I wonder what happened to ol’ Robotto.

man i should really play the beginner's guide someday but now if i do i fear it'll be tainted by memories of robootto


TheDarkFlame posted:

Of course you can't look at the Sun, Kaubocks, you'll go blind if you look at the Sun.

I know literally nothing about video game design, mapping, art or anything but this video kind of makes me want to find out what Sven Coop is and how you make maps and make maps for this LP. It'd probably just be "I'M SORRY" in 50-foot letters with no texture and could even be spelled incorrectly, but that might still be better than this.

just make it so we can wreck it and it'll probably be an A+ map

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

bman in 2288 posted:

Do you have anything planned for tomorrow, you mind me asking?

we celebrated today so expect to see the fruits of this labor in a couple weeks

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

unpronounceable posted:

Is it pronounced "Robot-Toe", or "Robo-Otto"?

it's pronounced robootto

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

You have the right to remain LP silent. If you give up the right to remain LP silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of LP law. You have the right to an LP attorney. If you desire an LP attorney and cannot afford one, an LP attorney will be obtained for you before LP police questioning.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

FillInTheBlank posted:

Did you no clip to the end of the rock mining map?

no, i didn't think to because i was just so exhausted of that map. i cut out a lot of footage because it was really boring to look at. that said...


Scalding Coffee posted:

A bunch of platforming over death, even more rocks, and a massive arena with respawning uboas and giant monsters you have to kill to finish the map. The map takes quite a while with 12 people.

...i feel less bad about not doing it now :haw:

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

It's time to terrorize the streets of Stilwater in Sven Co-op!

...hey, wait a minute...

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

It's the first day of March! You know what that means? Let's celebrate Christmas for some reason!

P.S.: There's like a ten-second section in this vid that's kinda NSFW so be careful out there!




Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

I am not pleased in any way, shape, or form by any of this! I am not pleased at all!

you've come to the wrong thread friend

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

sorry for the slight delay on this episode! we had some internal debate on how bad this episode was and whether or not it was worth posting. definitely don't read too much into this. enjoy!

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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Tenebrais posted:

So was that middle map the one actually good Sven Co-op map?

they're all good maps

sven co-op owns, actually

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

Also... 'bad episode'? I'm confused.

let's just say that while i'm exaggerating a little bit for comedic effect i am definitely technically telling the truth and we had a last minute talk about not posting this video for reasons


Grizzwold posted:

Kaubocks I am incredibly disappointed you didn't pull the cube out from under Panzer with the cube stuck button.

i sadly did not have this thought until reviewing the episode in editing and i think there are laws against falsifying let's play recordings and acting like it's not planned so i couldn't go back and redo it

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