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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 11:58 |
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Hello everyone! I'm glad everyone seems to have enjoyed my dumb reveal idea. We're just a couple days out from the first real episode so I wanted to thank you all for the great reception to the vid. We'll rework the thread with a new OP/title once Thursday rolls around. We're looking forward to getting this thing started for real-- it's been too god damned long since panzer and I had an LP going!! FeyerbrandX posted:I am looking forward to being able to look upon the face of Tracerskank without immediately glazing over because I seriously give 0 fucks about overwatch. So a quick little something I'd like to get out in front of (that nobody is going to see because I'm only really mentioning it in this post) is that... well... We didn't record this reveal video until we had several episodes worth of content recorded. We didn't really start toying around with different character models for a while. But we do! Eventually! Haven't used Tracer yet though, that was chosen for the reveal. Scalding Coffee posted:I still remember those maps. I can't imagine how fun they would be when you don't have a dozen people murdering their way through the harder maps. you have no idea (it's bad (like this LP)) BUT! a lot of the fun to us is just exploring these maps that people put time into. We're gonna see and find some wild poo poo, believe me. My favorite episode so far involves zero combat! President Ark posted:god i knew something was wrong because all the textures were slightly hosed up and there were too many HEV suits but i had no idea Honestly I think you're the only person I saw mention the HEV suits. Panzer and I were going mad because we figured that would be the most surefire sign at how hosed up everything was, but instead people started pointing out poo poo like Barney is the wrong color. People even noticed that Panzer was dressed up as a scientist and following me around! But this is the only post about the suits!! And I don't think I've seen a single mention about the HUD!!! McDragon posted:my God, what are you doing Greetings! GeneX posted:Oh no bman in 2288 posted:Oh yes Kaubocks fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Nov 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 21:13 |
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Panzer Skank posted:Also during one of the takes I was no-clipped outside the level and I forgot that my body was still attached to the bottom of my head and this happened here's a video of how poorly panzer hid herself in this take panzer, crying: "is it usable??? just keep going" me: "..."
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 03:14 |
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New thread title! New thread tag! New OP! New episode! Sven Co-op - #01: Authentic Experience
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 19:59 |
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Aces High posted:I am very confused, what exactly IS Sven Co-op?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 21:13 |
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Lunethex posted:please don't profane resident evil i want to be clear that i have nothing but the utmost respect for the maps we play and the people who create them they're all good
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 01:26 |
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This Thanksgiving, instead of spending all that time preparing a turkey why don't you just order a pizza instead? Today Panzer and I investigate why that might not be such a great idea:
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 20:00 |
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oh we're not done with pizza we are definitely not done with pizza
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 22:55 |
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Sinners Sandwich posted:Panzer's model is the mech suit from Appleseed, what is Kaubock's model?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 21:08 |
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don't dox me
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 05:32 |
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Look, making a pizza is a lot harder than you think. In fact, we still have more to do! But let's say, hypothetically, we eventually finish the pizza. Do you think anyone would be mad about that?
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 20:00 |
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ChorpSaway posted:Wow, no wonder delivery is so popular! This is a lot of work just to make a pizza, and I dunno if I could do it by myself at home. Thank you, Kaubocks, for teaching us more about the food industry and the brave men and women who make sacrifices for delicious food every day. panzer and i strive to make only the most educational LPs here on something awful dot com Bogart posted:I wish I was eating pizza right now. HenryEx posted:Oh yeah, could you please let the thread know about the next update 1 day ahead of time so i can prepare more pizza for dinner that day, tia i've been posting every video on thursdays at 11:00 AM PST-- mark your calendars! Kuvo posted:its not a sven coop map if there isnt a boss monster with way too much HP i take it we can expect a shrek with 20k hp in your map then, huh??
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 04:43 |
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God, guys, I'm so full of pizza. I just... I just can't do another pizza map right now. It's so much to handle. I promise Panzer and I will get back to pizza at some point but for now that cat is just going to have to wait a little bit longer for delivery because we desperately need a pizza break. So instead, let's just chill out and reminisce about one of the greatest games ever made! spoilers: this is probably not the intended way to relive one of the greatest games ever made
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 20:00 |
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jonsicoli posted:This game looks... Markedly different without 40+ pubbie players filling every conceivable space in the level, dying in droves, covering every surface with blood, guts, and anime tiddy sprays. It's almost a different game. this definitely sometime we’ve considered and will probably hold something like it whenever we decide to wrap up the LP. i think it would be funny to have a couple dozen people rush through a roulette of maps we’ve played! nothing is set in stone yet though
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 02:55 |
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You remember that time where, as a wee little kid, you were playing Ocarina of Time for the first time? 3D adventure games were new and it was breaking new ground. You're venturing deep into this decrepit old tree and it's like, wow!, this entire dungeon is inside a living thing! This is wild! And then you get to a puzzle where there's nothing but a torch and a stick and when you light that deku stick ablaze it blows your mind the level of interactivity you're going to have with this game? Anyway we're here to tarnish that memory.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 20:01 |
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Let's take a little chill out time to explore some levels that have no combat. Heck, there isn't even a goal in these maps-- just hang out and have fun! How bad could we possibly be at this? Spoilers: We die a non-zero amount of times. Kaubocks fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Dec 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 20:10 |
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nice RickVoid posted:Was the Zelda music added in post, or an incredible coincidence? absolutely not me, i swear-- download the map and check for yourself if you like!
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 04:38 |
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it's fuckin mario time bitches, sorry, i got nothing more to say about this other than enjoy watching a door open for a minute and a half
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 20:00 |
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Here is a comprehensive list of things we definitely successfully do in this episode: - understand how to progress naturally through the level - learn how to use barnacle grapple - complete our objectives on the first try
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 20:00 |
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suffer
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 19:57 |
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Spoggerific posted:Also, pizza over here is really expensive and usually nowhere as good as the stuff in the US. A large (around 35cm) is anywhere from 2,500 to 4,000 yen (about $22 to $36) and they have some really special pizzas like corn and mayonnaise. HenryEx posted:Eh, i've seen someone in Spain order (and eat) a pizza with wieners, smarties and gummy bears. At the beach. all this time i thought panzer and i would be producing the most offensive content in the thread but here we are
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 18:28 |
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YEAHHHHH IT'S TIME TO FUCKIN PARTYYYYYYYYYYY y'all wanna join in? no sweat! BYOB! (the last B stands for "bear")
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 21:19 |
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FeyerbrandX posted:So I'm glad I managed to be here to see the first upload of the video, before the copyright claims and mutings happen. way ahead of you (i've had it uploaded for days unlisted, it's monetized by claimant but not blocked anywhere)
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 23:05 |
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I'm going to be in meetings all day so have a slightly early episode!
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 18:04 |
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Edmond Dantes posted:Did you splice the music in, or was it part of the map? Because I can see both things happening. all music in this episode was edited in by me Scalding Coffee posted:That gatling gun better not have any ammo when you kept ignoring it. That was a missed opportunity. shortly after where i cut off wreckhouse 3 we go looking for secrets and find the minigun + how to get it naturally, but neither of us were able to pick it up for some reason. just kind of a wet fart. where i ended it for the vid felt more natural. Really Pants posted:I'm glad that there are some good maps they're all good maps
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 21:08 |
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Ladies and gentlemen... START! YOUR! ENGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 20:03 |
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Noper Q posted:Do you really not understand how Frogger works? ok grandpa ishikabibble posted:http://scmapdb.com/map:snark-race panzer beat me to the punch by posting nearly word for word what i was gonna post but i can't not post anyway 1) lmfao oops 2) get ready for the next episode bitch CommissarMega posted:I love how the anime titties distracted you from the rocket launcher there was a rocket launcher???????
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 00:48 |
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White Coke posted:Isn't Kaubocks Canadian? ya but i moved to the states, like conveniently down the road from panzer actually i’m going to get deported for LP crimes next week with how bad the next episode is like legit this isn’t exactly us being cute and going “oh noooooo it’s baaaaaad ha ha wink wink” like nah guys it’s fuckin BAD
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 07:58 |
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I'm trying to put off working on the next episode as long as possible so have a quick bonus episode!
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 20:02 |
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This episode is recorded evidence of LP crimes in progress. Engaging with this video is aiding and abetting, which is a criminal offense. Watch at your own risk. Or, better yet, don't, because this episode is about as much as an episode as these maps are actual maps, which is to say they aren't at all.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 19:59 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:Hope LP jail is treating you well. i have great news about the next episode Inferior posted:Oh my god, its The Beginners Guide. I wonder what happened to ol Robotto. man i should really play the beginner's guide someday but now if i do i fear it'll be tainted by memories of robootto TheDarkFlame posted:Of course you can't look at the Sun, Kaubocks, you'll go blind if you look at the Sun. just make it so we can wreck it and it'll probably be an A+ map
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 00:25 |
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bman in 2288 posted:Do you have anything planned for tomorrow, you mind me asking? we celebrated today so expect to see the fruits of this labor in a couple weeks
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 07:53 |
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unpronounceable posted:Is it pronounced "Robot-Toe", or "Robo-Otto"? it's pronounced robootto
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 23:28 |
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You have the right to remain LP silent. If you give up the right to remain LP silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of LP law. You have the right to an LP attorney. If you desire an LP attorney and cannot afford one, an LP attorney will be obtained for you before LP police questioning.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 20:05 |
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FillInTheBlank posted:Did you no clip to the end of the rock mining map? no, i didn't think to because i was just so exhausted of that map. i cut out a lot of footage because it was really boring to look at. that said... Scalding Coffee posted:A bunch of platforming over death, even more rocks, and a massive arena with respawning uboas and giant monsters you have to kill to finish the map. The map takes quite a while with 12 people. ...i feel less bad about not doing it now
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 17:04 |
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It's time to terrorize the streets of Stilwater in Sven Co-op! ...hey, wait a minute...
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 19:57 |
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It's the first day of March! You know what that means? Let's celebrate Christmas for some reason! P.S.: There's like a ten-second section in this vid that's kinda NSFW so be careful out there!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 19:53 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:I am not pleased in any way, shape, or form by any of this! I am not pleased at all! you've come to the wrong thread friend
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 21:06 |
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sorry for the slight delay on this episode! we had some internal debate on how bad this episode was and whether or not it was worth posting. definitely don't read too much into this. enjoy!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 20:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 11:58 |
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Tenebrais posted:So was that middle map the one actually good Sven Co-op map? they're all good maps sven co-op owns, actually Ignatius M. Meen posted:Also... 'bad episode'? I'm confused. let's just say that while i'm exaggerating a little bit for comedic effect i am definitely technically telling the truth and we had a last minute talk about not posting this video for reasons Grizzwold posted:Kaubocks I am incredibly disappointed you didn't pull the cube out from under Panzer with the cube stuck button. i sadly did not have this thought until reviewing the episode in editing and i think there are laws against falsifying let's play recordings and acting like it's not planned so i couldn't go back and redo it
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 00:51 |