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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

literally

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Absurd Alhazred posted:

SNL hosts have quite a few good candidates.

its gonna be lorne

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its gonna be lorne

He wasn't a guest host though? :confused:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

get that OUT of my face posted:

Rob Gronkowski has crashed waaaaaaaaaaay too many college keggers to not have done inappropriate things with at least three women, and his personality is "overgrown immature high school jock." 100% chance he gets exposed

oh fk yes

:romo:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its gonna be lorne

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
:toxx:

Lorne Michaels will be outed as a sex pest sometime in the next 15 years.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Jeb! Repetition posted:

:toxx:

Lorne Michaels will be outed as a sex pest sometime in the next 15 months.

fyp

also it'll be victoria jackson and people won't know whether to believe her, until someone else comes out

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

C. Everett Koop posted:

fyp

also it'll be victoria jackson and people won't know whether to believe her, until someone else comes out

That someone will be Andy Samberg and it will footage from Laser Cats.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
an nfl owner

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
A celebrity chef like Anthony Bourdain, Russel Brand, or Guy Fieri

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Robert Kraft started loving a woman half his age before his wife's body got cold, i wouldn't be surprised if he's the first one unmasked

if Mara gets exposed it'll be for boy loving, like the good Catholic reactionary he is

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
australia was feeling left out

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/the-australian-media-industry-operates-a-protection-racket-for-men-like-don-burke-20171127-gztgu3.html

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

powerful men being sexual deviants is a worldwide thing

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

:swoon: Kelly :swoon:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kelly is a goon?! :aaaaa:

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Kief Oberman

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Kelly is a goon?! :aaaaa:

everyone is

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

It was Matt Lauer the whole time!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/935842930861985792

bua ba dum dum dum

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i may or may not have first hand knowledge that john stossel has some serious skeletons in his closet

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

*exhales loudly directly into microphone* https://twitter.com/AP/status/935921836856172546

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Karl Barks posted:

*exhales loudly directly into microphone* https://twitter.com/AP/status/935921836856172546

motherfucking day after this ran in the CIA controlled washpost

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 18:32 on Nov 29, 2017

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

My irrational hatred of Garrison Keillor is vindicated

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

I'm already salty that Vin had a bad opinion about the NFL players protesting, if he gets busted :(

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I thought Garrison Keillor getting Sex Pested was already maximum comedy until I saw this

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
if you arent hype about the culture death of garrison keillor you arent a true dirtbag

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I will never forget the feeling I had today when I heard about Garrison Keillor. My eyes must have been sparkling.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Calling Tom Hanks btw

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981



zegermans posted:

Calling Tom Hanks btw

false

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


halvsies?


I'd say Harrison Ford but Carrie Fischer already admitted to him taking advantage of her before she died

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

here's our next contestant

https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/935976749766205448
https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/935978649412603910

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Geraldo is next :commissar:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

reposting from the trump thread, giraldo forcibly drugged and sexually assaulted bette midler

https://twitter.com/WendyMolyneux/status/935983414229868545

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/samstein/status/935990581548994560

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

lmao

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Anybody call Neil Degrasse Tyson yet? That smug gently caress what thinks he knows all the mysteries of creation is sure to have the grope-devil inside him. He has that charismatic self-made rich-man-who-is-besotted-with-himself vibe.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is basically a Tuvix of Matt Lauer and Garrison Keilor

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