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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Niiiiice. Bet she's happy as a pig in poo poo not working those long rear end hours of nursing.

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

Picturing shim in a marble castle.

It's just the foyer floor, but it's sweeeeeeet.

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all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah
I am interested this year so I signed up!!1



all apologies fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 15, 2017

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I'm down.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
gently caress

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

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Fail

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh gently caress giphy it used to be easy to embed

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Hey gently caress you I used that gif in the second reply in this thread :mad:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Keep calm kiwi I also used the first result in google for “Christmas Gif’s”.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
CAn I suggest that we say what size shirt/sweatshirt we wear?

No reason in particular. Just asking questions!!

I’m a medium shirt and large sweater typically.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Keep calm kiwi I also used the first result in google for “Christmas Gif’s”.

https://youtu.be/EP1gNYU27Tk

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


XXXXL


Minus the XXX

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





L or xl
I'm still shrinking so either really

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
XL

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh yeah I'm an L

A big gay shirt for the gym would be great

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
XL.

:(

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
L

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
L

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
M

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Lil bitty M

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Big M or small L

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


We don’t have a single manlett/twink here?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am all that is M!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

boop the snoot posted:

CAn I suggest that we say what size shirt/sweatshirt we wear?

No reason in particular. Just asking questions!!

I’m a medium shirt and large sweater typically.

YES, everyone should do this.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm a schmedium but after I do a large round of cow steroids....I'll still probably be a medium.. :(

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

I'm a schmedium but after I do a large round of cow steroids....I'll still probably be a medium.. :(

Shine posted:

I'm a naturally small "hardgainer." How do I gain mass?
Eat more.

I tried. That isn't working.
Eat even more.

But I ca—
EAT MORE. And keep eating more until you start gaining weight. Use a food scale and journal (see the Quick-Start Guide) to make sure you are definitely eating as much as you think you're eating, or buy Mass Made Simple and make its diet section your bible. Seriously, read that book. It's a good book even if you don't care about mass gains, because everything Dan John writes is fun to read.

EAT ALL THE FOOD

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


How do I lose weight?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

How do I lose weight?

LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS

I tried that isnt working.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Do or do not there is no try

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Well eat less too man read Shine's guide I've lost 12 pounds.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've lost like 30, just eat clean and work out a lot it isn't rocket science

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I'm fat. XXL.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Carteret posted:

I'm fat. XXL.

I want to send you a purple shirt so you look like Grimace.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I want to send you a purple shirt so you look like Grimace.

:negative:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
At my peak of fatassery, I was 300lbs and faced with wearing a 40 waist, XL shirts were already pretty tight.

I didn't have a purple shirt though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Uh I wear a 38 waist at 220....

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
My family gets big bellies above the waist. Just hangs there like a supersized, sad tit. I'm also 5'11", little more room to stretch my fat rear end over.

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