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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

nothing like a coffee enema to clean the retarded out of me.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



AB/EBB sent me a fantastic fallout survival kit.



Hmm what do we have here?







I had individual pictures of all the items but awful app can't seem to process more than 2-3 img uploads in a single post, but regardless it's awesome thanks!!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I just want you to know that there are exactly 72 cockroaches in there.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

I just want you to know that there are exactly 72 cockroaches in there.

They're great!




My friend marina had counted them and would have been disappointed otherwise she said.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Post the instant underpants

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Post the instant underpants

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Post the instant underpants

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hector is enjoying the gift.



Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford











Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I ripped them putting them on and i'll get banned for homegrown if i post a pic. They're...snug.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
You aren’t “most adults” are ya big boy :bigtran:

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Sent my stuff, seemed like a good idea at the time

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Was I supposed to get an email with an address? I never got an email with an address.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Was I supposed to get an email with an address? I never got an email with an address.

Check it, I just sent it to you again. My burner email is burnafterbleeping@gmail.com

all apologies
May 13, 2008

woah
XL and i love smoking accessories hehehehehehe


Zeris posted:

Check it, I just sent it to you again. My burner email is burnafterbleeping@gmail.com


also thanks for sending me the info again man, good look

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Rest of the stuff I ordered is coming in shortly and will be mailed out once accordingly.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Just as a heads-up to my satan I won't receive packages until next Monday when I get home.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Santee, your gift is on the way. I have no idea how long it will take, as it said 1-2 weeks. Good luck! I hope it keeps you warm and haunts your nightmares.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zeris posted:

Check it, I just sent it to you again. My burner email is burnafterbleeping@gmail.com

Got it. I'd been checking the wrong email account.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Go check your PO box guy

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


I WONDER WHO MY SECRET SATAN WAS, I WILL RE-GIFT THE ENEMA (AFTER I USE IT)
edit: Cole also gave me a gift card, dude is cool and good.

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Dec 6, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

ElMaligno posted:


I WONDER WHO MY SECRET SATAN WAS, I WILL RE-GIFT THE ENEMA (AFTER I USE IT)
edit: Cole also gave me a gift card, dude is cool and good.

i figured i would let Monty's mean-mug let you know who sent it.

i also didn't know enemas were reusable.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Monty :kimchi:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Go check your PO box guy



OK, I'll bite. What am I getting next? Frogs, fish, lizards?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

BigDave posted:



OK, I'll bite. What am I getting next? Frogs, fish, lizards?

a Sargent badge, you can tell those flies to police the parking

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:



OK, I'll bite. What am I getting next? Frogs, fish, lizards?

I don’t wanna ruin the surprise but hang on to those guys...


Definitely don’t want to have the next package arrive hungry

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:frogon:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





he's clearly ordered you an anteater

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

I don’t wanna ruin the surprise but hang on to those guys...


Definitely don’t want to have the next package arrive hungry

Is it a chicken?

It's a chicken isn't it.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
It's steve bannon.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Funny, that doesn't look like a bag of dicks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ooh mine will be going out tomorrow.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
lol soldier flies are huge, gg

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

my SS gift will be sent out Monday.

I'm trying to figure out how to keep it sedated for the 3 day shipping though...

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Is it a chicken?

It's a chicken isn't it.

UPS says your chicken is “delivered available for pickup”

I think you’re gonna have to go ask for it since it probably wouldn’t fit into the PO box 🐣

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So we graduated from dead farm animals to live farm animals this year. I think Beanie is winning for "best gift" so far.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

UPS says your chicken is “delivered available for pickup”

I think you’re gonna have to go ask for it since it probably wouldn’t fit into the PO box 🐣

Wait are you serious

What the hell am I gonna do with a chicken?!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BigDave posted:

Wait are you serious

What the hell am I gonna do with a chicken?!

Mail it to me. Our roost is one chicken down.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

Mail it to me. Our roost is one chicken down.

Sold.

How does one mail a chicken?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Wait are you serious

What the hell am I gonna do with a chicken?!

you will learn to love it


e: it’s not really a chicken but it is a lovable new pet

beanieson fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Dec 7, 2017

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