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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Can someone please send me the Donald Trump piss tape

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

if we want to go for post-ironic gifts i could just poo poo in a box and leave a $20 in there

Has a certain elegance to it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





No alcohol please

And can I request a special dispensation to receive my Satan's details early as I'm sending from an island paradise via canoe

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






:smug::hf::smith:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Hey gently caress you I used that gif in the second reply in this thread :mad:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Keep calm kiwi I also used the first result in google for “Christmas Gif’s”.

https://youtu.be/EP1gNYU27Tk

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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L or xl
I'm still shrinking so either really

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Do or do not there is no try

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've lost like 30, just eat clean and work out a lot it isn't rocket science

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





zeris pairing me and jaguars up is lazy as gently caress just so you know



also i have a great idea just need to find someone who does paintings on commission

where do you look for poo poo like that, etsy or something?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Zeris posted:

Yeah Etsy is the best for nice things. Fiverr works for digital stuff.

Cheers dude. Think I've found someone to make A wall-sized goatse a personalised Christmas card

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yeah hook us up zeris I need to get mine underway

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Target locked. Delivery in three weeks.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Zeris posted:

I need an elf to handle the last few users so that I don't see my own santa. Volunteer?

I'll do it if you want

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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OK I have sent out the last wave of PMs. If anyone hasn't been told who they are sending to please post ITT so I can blame Zeris for not giving me all the info.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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boop the snoot posted:

email it to me. i turned on the ability to receive emails through the forums a few days ago.

You'll have to hit up zeris for that you weren't on my list

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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BigDave posted:

OK WHO SENT ME 12 MONTHS OF DICK PICKS?!



Noice

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Wasn't anyone here you never signed up

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Lmbo you've been doxxed then

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





he's clearly ordered you an anteater

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Hahaha protip discussing how much coal you can get in a flat rate box in discord blows your cover

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Slim Pickens posted:

Kiwi santa spotted

I bet it's mine

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Jaguars! posted:

Yeah, I'm sorry if one of you is stuck with a $50 shipping charge ($70 if tracked, jfc) for sending poo poo to me, I thought it'd be like :20bux:

That's the other part of our christmas gift to them

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





As another kiwi I approve your choice of Waikato

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

You know what you must do.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Present dispatched today. Hopefully arriving before Christmas

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yo public service announcement

If you have me my address is changing. If you've sent already I can still get it from there, but if you haven't I will pm zeris the new address and he can pass it on to you

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I hope it's anime

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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ElMaligno posted:

anime figures are too expensive for a joke gift.

Lmbo you looked didn't you

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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You could maybe mention what the actual business you were told to call does.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Santa delivers.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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McNally posted:

I feel guilty that all I sent my guy was a box of coal, a preserved octopus, and an old pair of socks.

Next year I'm giving a good gift.

Edit: Unless I'm the Secret Santa to an rear end in a top hat.

You actually sent something is the main thing. I'm only sending one item.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I haven't seen anything yet

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Finally! I was starting to worry it wasn't going to show.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





You don't have it saved to your phone? For shame, man

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Also lol

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

for realsies though the idea is awesome but that art is aggressively bad

Yeah it wasn't great but oh well all part of the fun

Proved harder than I thought to find someone willing to do it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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its curtains for Kevin posted:

The mediocre art direction is actually part of the surrealist charm it exudes. I will go to Hobby Lobby and buy a really nice frame and then hang it on my hearth.

Please post a pic hahaha

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Awesome!

Did you get the pm from Zeris regarding my new address?

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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LingcodKilla posted:

If he was a contractor allow him to jerk off on the wall so you can at least tell anyone who sees him you just had him make a load bearing wall.

Noice

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