Secret Satan SS-2017

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Anxiously awaiting the holidays

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 16:20

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ElMaligno posted:

not doing it this year, not feeling it

Bah humbug

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 04:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I've got a couple ideas but I always wait to see who I pull before buying anything...

Like idk How a nutria would do in New Zealand's climate or whatever so I may have to change that

# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 17:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I�m 6�3� but I only wear a large cause I�m like 2/3rd legs

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 02:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Wait poo poo am I supposed to get an email or a PM?

Nothing in either inbox

E:never mind, scoured my junk folder and found it 🤷🏻‍♂️

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Nov 29, 2017

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 01:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

3 shipments sent off to my lucky Santee 🎅🏾

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 21:19

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

OK WHO SENT ME 12 MONTHS OF DICK PICKS?!

lol theres more coming buddy

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 18:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ya i forget amazon orders I made sometimes too

# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 20:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

oh Id never forget your orders lol

I�ll say this much.... your next package should be delivered between the 5th & the 8th. It won�t make any drat sense but DONT THROW IT AWAY cause you�ll need it for the package that follows.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 22:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

I'm gonna end up on a bunch of watchlists aren't I.

Nah, nothing like that. But if you throw away the next package then the one that follows won�t have anything to eat 😉

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 00:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Post the instant underpants

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 19:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

You aren�t �most adults� are ya big boy :bigtran:

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 21:54

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Go check your PO box guy

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 20:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

OK, I'll bite. What am I getting next? Frogs, fish, lizards?

I don�t wanna ruin the surprise but hang on to those guys...

Definitely don�t want to have the next package arrive hungry

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 00:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Is it a chicken?

It's a chicken isn't it.

UPS says your chicken is �delivered available for pickup�

I think you�re gonna have to go ask for it since it probably wouldn�t fit into the PO box 🐣

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 16:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Wait are you serious

What the hell am I gonna do with a chicken?!

you will learn to love it

e: it�s not really a chicken but it is a lovable new pet

beanieson fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Dec 7, 2017

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 17:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Cool gifts, but how are the fly larve involved?

what the gently caress

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 20:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This is what I sent you bro, idk what that poo poo is

beanieson fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 7, 2017

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 20:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Did you seriously get a loving wallet and jerky instead of a fly trap?

I�ve never rated an amazon purchase before but I�ve got some poo poo I say about this one....

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 20:37

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That other poo poo was in an amazon package addressed to Bigdave???

Save the packaging I�m about to call these guys lol

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 21:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

No, it had my full name. Nothing addressed to BigDave.

Edit: But yeah they were both from Amazon.

Ok thank god, it�s showing me delivered but idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

It�s gonna be addressed to BigDave so the wallet & jerky is from someone else

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 21:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

But who?

lol no clue but All I got sent was your username

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 22:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That would be amazing

Dave when you can go back and check at your post office. It�s telling me �delivered ready for pickup� I�ll pm you the tracking info

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 22:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obably bees is the best Christmas gift

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 23:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BigDave posted:

Nevermind he's alive.

Freaked me the gently caress out when it closed.

YAAYYYYY it�s a Christmas miracle

# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 23:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

There is a package on my porch from Middle Earth :stare:

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 19:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This box is packaged very well with lots of newspaper.....

Hell

an official seasons greetings from The Queen Mum. I shall be both the drinker and the fucker and good day to you Sir :wotwot:

Cool music, cool patches, cool little native frog guy pendant and beer is always welcome. Plus you got some great penmanship 😂

Thanks guy shipping must have been atrocious but I love this very much

Hail Santa 🎅🏾

beanieson fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Dec 15, 2017

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 20:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Jaguars! posted:

When I got the guy from cajun country, how could I not send him our finest swamp beer?

p.s. could you please block out my name (and yours) from the letter.

Edited out yours, sorry bud 👍

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 22:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Jaguars! posted:

Cheers!

I think searching google for 'Kate middelton nudes' might have been a new low.

For you maybe

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 23:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

You know what you must do.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 04:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Them gym socks have been jacked into I bet

e: don�t eat the socks

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 04:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Yo public service announcement

If you have me my address is changing. If you've sent already I can still get it from there, but if you haven't I will pm zeris the new address and he can pass it on to you

Slavic Crime Yacht Cabin D18
Pacific Ocean, Earth

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 14:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 03:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

You could maybe mention what the actual business you were told to call does.

If it�s not an actual male escort service then Christmas is ruined

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 13:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

now go out in public

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 19:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I was a bit sad I didn't get an insulting note with my gift but that "apple flavored whiskey" turns out to have been plenty nasty on its own. Jesus Christ.

Yea people out here love them some crown apple but gently caress flavored whisky is garbage.

Like, if you don�t like whisky then don�t drink it my dude

I brought a bottle of single barrel knob creek to a Christmas party Thursday and about died when I saw someone pour sprite into it :stare:

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 16:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

You shot them, right?

I went less lethal, and it turns out even the guy who mixes top shelf whisky was man enough to be pepper sprayed.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 20:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Arc Light posted:

Mods please make this the GiP background image

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 04:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

A serpa holster! You�ll shoot your thigh out kid 🎅🏾

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 19:56

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

its curtains for Kevin posted:

I�m picturing Katy as a big thought bubble that they�re all day dreaming about. Even Freddie cause SHDFTB too.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 02:26

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