Secret Satan SS-2017

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I�m bad at gif. Looking forward to a second year of silliness.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 18:20

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I�m gonna have a really hard time not sending someone crab related stuff.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 18:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

XXXXL

Minus the XXX

# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 22:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

We don�t have a single manlett/twink here?

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 05:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

How do I lose weight?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 20:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS

I tried that isnt working.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 20:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Uh I wear a 38 waist at 220....

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 00:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Oh you got a Dunlap.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 00:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Sending mine out on Monday. Hope it stays fresh.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 18:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Ooh mine will be going out tomorrow.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 08:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

BigDave posted:

Wait are you serious

What the hell am I gonna do with a chicken?!

Mail it to me. Our roost is one chicken down.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 17:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Would be better in the spring for that.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 17:28

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

You got a coal based furnace?

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 23:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Happy dog

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 18:25

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Eat the octopus you pussy.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 04:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

drat. Kinda jealous.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 05:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Locally caught hard smoked coho salmon from my buddy.

My favorite cheap local suds.

Lovecraft is ok beer but awesome logo.

Genuine claws from my dinner and a boot camp hat.

Enjoy!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 04:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I think someone mentioned they got me something but nothing ever showed up.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 04:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Your gift arrives tomorrow.

I'm clackering in anticipation.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 07:39

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Slim Pickens posted:

P rude to send the dude away without so much as a handy for his troubles imo

At least he let him down easy.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 20:25

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

If he was a contractor allow him to jerk off on the wall so you can at least tell anyone who sees him you just had him make a load bearing wall.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 20:30

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Uh, lingcodkilla, you get your gift yet? It�s not showing up in my Amazon orders anymore but last I saw it was gonna be delivered by 8 today.

I'll go check the mailbox here after 8pm PST

# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 03:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nothing in the box or the porch. I live out in the sticks so I�m not concerned about thieves.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 23:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Ling I just re ordered your gift, it�s saying guaranteed delivery Jan 9.

No worries. Stuff happens.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 08:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Holy poo poo that bear!

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 23:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

No worries!

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 00:32

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

My only holiday shirt now. Life is good.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 02:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Of course. Sadly my local crab season is 6 months away

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 03:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

It is the gift that keeps on giving.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 18:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Carteret posted:

It finally came.

Thanks Kevin!

That�s a penis.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 18:07

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

gently caress?

Looked like a great kayak time!

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 08:08

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