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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

if we want to go for post-ironic gifts i could just poo poo in a box and leave a $20 in there

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Feb 15, 2005

PSA: please do not mail me a grenade because I am in CA and don't want to look up the laws

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Feb 15, 2005


:smith:

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

oh gently caress giphy it used to be easy to embed

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Feb 15, 2005

Oh yeah I'm an L

A big gay shirt for the gym would be great

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Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

I'm a schmedium but after I do a large round of cow steroids....I'll still probably be a medium.. :(

Shine posted:

I'm a naturally small "hardgainer." How do I gain mass?
Eat more.

I tried. That isn't working.
Eat even more.

But I ca—
EAT MORE. And keep eating more until you start gaining weight. Use a food scale and journal (see the Quick-Start Guide) to make sure you are definitely eating as much as you think you're eating, or buy Mass Made Simple and make its diet section your bible. Seriously, read that book. It's a good book even if you don't care about mass gains, because everything Dan John writes is fun to read.

EAT ALL THE FOOD

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Feb 15, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

How do I lose weight?

LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS

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Feb 15, 2005

Well eat less too man read Shine's guide I've lost 12 pounds.

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Feb 15, 2005

Gifts have been ordered :getin:

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Feb 15, 2005

I didn't go as far as custom stuff but my box does have a theme.

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Feb 15, 2005

Got about half of my stuff in the mail today. Just need an address. :getin:

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Feb 15, 2005

no e-mail my droog it's ebbburner at the gmails please note the extra b for bbbq

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Feb 15, 2005

Just want to point out since DR and I are left to go I had him last year

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Feb 15, 2005

beep boop target identified

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Feb 15, 2005

shot over

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Feb 15, 2005

My poo poo should arrive tomorrow or Tuesday. I recommend gloves, a mask, and eyepro.

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Feb 15, 2005

I just want you to know that there are exactly 72 cockroaches in there.

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Feb 15, 2005

Just as a heads-up to my satan I won't receive packages until next Monday when I get home.

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Feb 15, 2005

:frogon:

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Feb 15, 2005

So we graduated from dead farm animals to live farm animals this year. I think Beanie is winning for "best gift" so far.

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Feb 15, 2005

McNally posted:

I'm going to guess some kind of carnivorous plant.

Best guess yet. I think McNally's got it.

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Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

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Feb 15, 2005

McNally posted:

There's a gift recipient out there who owes me a post (unless USPS tracking is lying to me).

If it's me please say so and I'll check the package room. I just got home yesterday.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mPAZkJvd4

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Feb 15, 2005

actually this is more gips speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXXvahuXHDY

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Feb 15, 2005

You know what you must do.

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Feb 15, 2005

use the octopus as crab bait, then eat the crabs

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Feb 15, 2005

I'll use it as a deadlift jack and take pictures.

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Feb 15, 2005

Soulex posted:

Strippergram

the month isn't over yet

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Feb 15, 2005

oh god i got a box full or horrible things from elmaligno today, getting pictures now

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Feb 15, 2005

Woof Blitzer posted:

Ah, it was full of mirrors?

nah a photo of you ANYWAYS

HAIL SANTA

i have no words


oooookay...not really sure what elmags means by the mustasche


but there appears to be a shirt inside and oh dear god no


next to the shirt is a box that looks like is was hand-burned by my satan, also inscribed with HAIL SANTA on the side. i will keep my balls in it when my wife gives them back.


hmmm


a coast guard beanie baby and a bunch of stickers to put on cars of people i don't like! :yayclod:


Thanks ElMaligno, Hail Satan

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Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

the runes on the pentagram spell... SMDFTB

It's a nice touch. My flight doesn't leave til tomorrow night so I'll check the mail room again tomorrow.

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Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

its ok, im just going to stuff the """"mustache"""" part

:catstare:

je suis intrigues

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Feb 15, 2005

Beanie Baby status: Mao spent about five minutes murdering it and is now licking her butt.

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

discord gave me a better idea and after some time with scissors and a barbell i came up with this

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