Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«15 »
  • Locked thread
Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


O/U 30 - for the number of times they've said "Survivor Series: The One Time of Year..."

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Rhonne posted:

And here I figured they would wait until Survivor Series and bring Bray back to cause Finn to get eliminated so they could resume their feud.

But how would that further ruin Brayís character

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

jred250 posted:

The Miz is so good on the mic.

the mic is like a pipe bon in his hand

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Rhonne posted:

The payoff to Bray's spooky, supernatural feud with Finn Balor was a great Finn/AJ Styles match.

I think people would like Bray more if more of his feuds ended like that.

His gimmick should be transferring his consciousness into better wrestlers who have matches for him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Rhonne posted:

The payoff to Bray's spooky, supernatural feud with Finn Balor was a great Finn/AJ Styles match.

I think people would like Bray more if more of his feuds ended like that.

That would be pretty awesome. Bray spends 7 weeks creeping around behind Jason Jordan going "BOO!" and then it culminates at the PPV where Finn Balor and AJ Styles have an Iron Man match.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Kind of weird that they're going to job out the tag and intercontinental champions right before Survivor Series, but I guess Roman's gotta make up for missing the ppv.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Sheamus in a spotlight is so bright he had to start wearing sunglasses to prevent self snow blindness.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

SatansOnion posted:

But how would that further ruin Brayís character

He does it in a dress and we get 3 more months of the Finn/Bray feud.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006


SatansOnion posted:

Brayís character

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I like that no one ever comments on Cesaro's muffled promos.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

That would be pretty awesome. Bray spends 7 weeks creeping around behind Jason Jordan going "BOO!" and then it culminates at the PPV where Finn Balor and AJ Styles have an Iron Man match.

You're right. Noam Dar should be Cruiserweight champion.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Cesaro will forever talk like he's eating a sandwich when he speaks.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


gettin some sweet cesaro upskirt

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Miz TV is boring. Stop doing it.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Rhonne posted:

He does it in a dress and we get 3 more months of the Finn/Bray feud.

And itís no less than I deserve for doubting the peerless booking of the WWE

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

So when does Cesaro get to take out that stupid mouth guard? Does it take a while for his jacked up teeth to heal or grow back or whatever?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Writer Cath posted:

You're right. Noam Dar should be Cruiserweight champion.

Even better.

Bray creeps behind Jason Jordan for seven weeks going boo, culminating in a PPV Iron Man match between Finn Balor and AJ Styles where the winner gets to declare Noam Dar the Cruiserweight Champion.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I remember when this match was supposed to be 5 on 3.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


BOOTY-ADE posted:

So when does Cesaro get to take out that stupid mouth guard? Does it take a while for his jacked up teeth to heal or grow back or whatever?

He's wearing braces right now, I assume when they come off he can stop

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



WEAREDABAR

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice


da bears

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006



We don' jus' shet the bar

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Even better.

Bray creeps behind Jason Jordan for seven weeks going boo, culminating in a PPV Iron Man match between Finn Balor and AJ Styles where the winner gets to declare Noam Dar the Cruiserweight Champion.

Should've sent... a poet...

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Aphrodite posted:

Miz TV is boring. Stop doing it.

It's just a bit late in the game to be complaining about this after twenty years of the highlight reel and the cutting edge.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

I just realized that it's called Miz TV because of MTV and that it makes sense it would be called that since that's where The Miz is from, the town of MTV, Ohio.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Are they going to keep calling them "The Original Shield"?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Are they going to keep calling them "The Original Shield"?

You don't want people thinking they're some kind of off-brand knockoff.

CONCEIVE OF THE SHARD.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Rhonne posted:

Are they going to keep calling them "The Original Shield"?

There's something like 27 different possible combinations of The Shield now.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

Uh oh, here comes Sister Flabigail

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



BIG rear end
EAT BALLS

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Shima Honnou posted:

There's something like 27 different possible combinations of The Shield now.

What's the one that could make a Bray feud interesting?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The sick, twisted individual that mysteriously vanished for a month.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Rhonne posted:

The sick, twisted individual that mysteriously gave his fellow travelers mumps.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Where's his dress.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



lol Bray Wyatt

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

HitTheTargets posted:

What's the one that could make a Bray feud interesting?

Dean Ambrose, Kurt Angle, and HHH, in that order of people coming out.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

HitTheTargets posted:

What's the one that could make a Bray feud interesting?

Searching the database.... calculating all possible options.

No.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Bray Wyatt has been all up in Jojo and I need to discover what his secret is.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That's what you get for running all around the outside of the ring, using illegal tactics Jason!

  • Locked thread
«15 »